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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



As long as it follows the grand tradition of the guest star punching Pete for a week, I don't really care who it is.

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I could see it being thor but idk that they'd lead into ironman by saying the next arc will be weirder than rocket raccon

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Another word for weird is strange...

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Hollywood is secretly a portal to Weirdworld.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He is going to face the wall!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



bobkatt013 posted:

He is going to face the wall!

Brother!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Rocket Raccoon? What is this, a crossover episode?"

Endless Mike posted:

As long as it follows the grand tradition of the guest star punching Pete for a week, I don't really care who it is.

Well, now it definitely has to be Runaways just so he alternates getting kicked around by Molly and eaten by a raptor.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

eaten by a raptor.

Not if he lays the unconscious body of Gertrude in the raptor's arms.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hmm, hollywood, tourism, severe brain damage. i've got it! obviously, the next guest star is man-thing.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

As long as it follows the grand tradition of the guest star punching Pete for a week, I don't really care who it is.



Also nice parking Peter.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Peter just crushed that valet into the door.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
"You can't park your car here! YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR CAR HERE!"

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Jukebox Hero posted:

"You can't park your car here! YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR CAR HERE!"

"Well of course not, that's why I didn't!"

*car begins rolling forward, still in drive*

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh, so this is about count nefaria proposing to aunt may. mystery solved!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh, so this is about count nefaria proposing to aunt may. mystery solved!

She is going to introduce us to her new boyfriend the vulture or lets say cloud 9

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

bobkatt013 posted:

She is going to introduce us to her new boyfriend the vulture or lets say cloud 9

Considering how far in advance the comic might need to be to promote a movie...

"I'd like you to meet my new suitor, Thanos!"
"THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BOTH FEET SO FAR IN THE GRAVE SHE IS BEYOND THE REACH OF ANY FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE! SHE'S GORGEOUS!"

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Synthbuttrange posted:



Also nice parking Peter.

Man and to think Rocket just missed his new Great-Aunt.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Since they're in Hollywood, I'm hoping... Dazzler. Let's get reeeeeeeeal ridiculous.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I can accept a lot of crazy poo poo in comics but I'm supposed to believe MJ's a model-actress and doesn't know anybody in LA?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lobok posted:

I can accept a lot of crazy poo poo in comics but I'm supposed to believe MJ's a model-actress and doesn't know anybody in LA?
Of course not, obviously she knows Aunt May.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lobok posted:

I can accept a lot of crazy poo poo in comics but I'm supposed to believe MJ's a model-actress and doesn't know anybody in LA?

She's not a very good one

It's weird that Peter says "A-AUNT MAY!?" in the same font as "OH NOOOOOOOO"

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Endless Mike posted:

She's not a very good one

It's weird that Peter says "A-AUNT MAY!?" in the same font as "OH NOOOOOOOO"

Pete's never going to get laid now.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Having sex is unfortunately the one thing Newspaper Peter does extremely quickly.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I hope we get Iron May :pray:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Just realized that May showed up in May.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lobok posted:

Just realized that May showed up in May.

The man who parked the car is called Parker.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lobok posted:

Having sex is unfortunately the one thing Newspaper Peter does extremely quickly.

Mary Jane beats him up and leaves a brick by his head and blames it.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Synthbuttrange posted:

The man who parked the car is called Parker.

I guess this means MJ is gonna smoke some weed or turn into the King of Pop.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Lobok posted:

I guess this means MJ is gonna smoke some weed or turn into the King of Pop.

Nah, she'll be a librarian because she's, well, Red

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


NSM never fails to deliver :hellyeah:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Is Aunt May wearing lipstick? Has the glamor of Hollywood got to her? Will she visit a doctor who will make her look like Marissa Tomei?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The MSJ posted:

Is Aunt May wearing lipstick? Has the glamor of Hollywood got to her? Will she visit a doctor who will make her look like Marissa Tomei?

She is ready for her closeup

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

MJ and Peter's trip took so long that the producers fired MJ and gave the job to Aunt May instead

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Lobok posted:

I guess this means MJ is gonna smoke some weed or turn into the King of Pop.

She is going to officiate a wedding for someone named Jane.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Lobok posted:

I can accept a lot of crazy poo poo in comics but I'm supposed to believe MJ's a model-actress and doesn't know anybody in LA?

They're New Yorkers. She must work in (ugh) television.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
If you had asked me to pick who this arc's villain would be, Aunt May would have been pretty far down the list

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
the movie studio paid for first class digs but not a plane ticket.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ferrule posted:

the movie studio paid for first class digs but not a plane ticket.

"Peter, you look tense, what's wrong? You don't like flying?"
"Spider-Sense tingling, MJ..."
"Is it terrorists? One of your villains?"
"No, they've overbooked and they're going to remove people from the plane!"

NEXT: UNITED WE CAN'T STAND

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Lobok posted:

"Peter, you look tense, what's wrong? You don't like flying?"
"Spider-Sense tingling, MJ..."
"Is it terrorists? One of your villains?"
"No, they've overbooked and they're going to remove people from the plane!"

NEXT: UNITED WE CAN'T STAND

And it's the little poo poo kid who mocks Spidey as he gets punched in the face.

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

bunnyofdoom posted:

And it's the little poo poo kid who mocks Spidey as he gets punched in the face.

"Heh, I guess that's the reason he's not in the Avengers."
"Say, who overbooked the flight anyway?"
*cuts to Jonah with a poo poo-eating grin*

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