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Tired Moritz posted:why does "do the needful" have a wikipedia article Holy gently caress I tried to Google this to check it out and Google autocompleted "wikipedia do" with "wikipedia do bong soon" and you KNOW I had to check that out Sadly it wasn't as funny as I thought https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_Woman_Do_Bong-soon
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nerdz posted:I can't help but laugh when I remember that the bubbling thing came from a mormon kid posting on the bodybuildingforums. He was all like "am I the only one who does this?" and everyone else was either mocking him or calling him a genius Reminds me of an old post that goons loved from some christian-anime forum about some young teen asking if being attracted to anime drawings was a sin. It was adorably awkward and incredibly sincere with the line, "I'm looking at this anime babe in her bra and panties and I'm hard as heck."
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Weirdo posted:Reminds me of an old post that goons loved from some christian-anime forum about some young teen asking if being attracted to anime drawings was a sin. It was adorably awkward and incredibly sincere with the line, "I'm looking at this anime babe in her bra and panties and I'm hard as heck." Ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if God made me this way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all. He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or hide this secret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?
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I love the mental disconnect where it's totally fine to talk about your boner but you can't say the naughty word "hell." That post is adorable and I hope this person met a nice 3D girl or boy to do the needful with.
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Why haven't they executed those guys that did that awful gang rape that was big news a few years ago?
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Why haven't they executed those guys that did that awful gang rape that was big news a few years ago? They probably got a pat on the back
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https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/68qkeb/why_is_it_frowned_upon_to_marry_a_woman_who_has/ Very glad to see "Vagina expansion theory" in there. Modi bless.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
I am not sure if I want a boner for all day long
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  I guess somebody has to drill all those glory holes first. Palpek fucked around with this message at 07:37 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 07:25
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Seek medical attention if rod leaking lasts longer than two weeks.
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Palpek posted:
As a woman, I DO NOT WANT A MAN WITH A CONSTANTLY LEAKING PENIS. I do enough fuckin' laundry as it is. I would blow Dane Cook posted:Seek medical attention if rod leaking lasts longer than two weeks. My new porn name is Rod Leaking.
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This country has issues.
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Say Nothing posted:This country has issues. Well, at least they're trying. I mean, every time I fly a domestic airline in China, someone takes an inappropriate crap somewhere. Every drat time.
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 Sorry Haier. I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 10:12 on May 2, 2017 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:As a woman, I DO NOT WANT A MAN WITH A CONSTANTLY LEAKING PENIS. Oh, goddammit, now you tell me. Time to go to the hospital. E: VVV PS I love your av 
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WampaLord posted:Oh, goddammit, now you tell me. Aw, heck, you can just clamp it off with a chip clip.
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 Thanks for explaining that, your intended meaning was damned obscure.  oh poo poo I really am  Nope, my rod remains unplumpied.  BACK IT UP. What is this situation you find yourself in, dear?  I just sent out a press release; am I doing busty wrong?!?!  I just plain don't get this one:  but her face in the second photo is creeeepy.
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I have become Busty, Destroyer of Rods.
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WampaLord posted:I have become Busty, Destroyer of Rods. Look on my rod ye busty, and shag.
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Torquemada posted:Look on my rod ye busty, and shag. Nothing milky remains: round the decay Of that plumpy hole, boundless and bare, The turd-covered carpets stretch far away.
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WampaLord posted:E: VVV PS I love your av P.S. Good work on Bhabimandius, guys. Can it start like this? I met a traveller from a creepy land Who said-- "Two vast and milky balls of sex Erect rods in the desert...Near them, shagging, Half-fapped a plumpy visage lies, whose milks And wrinkled saree, and facial expressions of want to fac
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Hmm, yes he does make more sense what the gently caress 
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nerdz posted:what the gently caress 
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I m the aspect ratio
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I'm sorry sir, but we cannot hire you because of your horny wife. We value punctuality.nerdz posted:what the gently caress Do they think women ejaculate like men except with their breasts? Also watch out men, these babhis are armed: 'A gift to keep drunks in check': 700 Indian brides given wooden paddles to beat their husbands
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No wonder their GDP is low.
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Say Nothing posted:This country has issues. Just texted that to an Indian dude I know. It says eating on carpet.
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Bum the Sad posted:Just texted that to an Indian dude I know. It says eating on carpet. I assumed it was just sitting but making GBS threads or eating also work fine
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i like unhinge jaw like snake to take massive rod
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My chocobar!
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Mr. Unlucky posted:india is the rear end in a top hat of the world
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That kid who wrote Bio Apocalypse was off by a continent.
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unpacked robinhood posted:naval worshipping
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What's the deal with "leaky rods"? Is this because they don't jack off? You gotta empty the bilges every now and then.
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