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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/gifsdegatinhos/status/859063864884838401

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Bogan King posted:

This is such a waste of resources, just butter both sides of the toast tie two cats together dumb arse.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

I don't get how that's supposed to fix it, two cats would have a much longer circumference so you'd just waste even more duct tape :confused:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Nordick posted:

I don't get how that's supposed to fix it, two cats would have a much longer circumference so you'd just waste even more duct tape :confused:

Yeah, but nobody is going to miss a cat; bread, on the other hand, is an important part of a balanced diet.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I don't think you are sufficiently appreciative of the value of duct tape

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


What if you buttered the cat and ran it through the toaster real quick

e: Maybe in that order, maybe not, I dunno, those are details for the engineers

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Make butter out of the cat.

cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws: butthole n pussy

https://giant.gfycat.com/AgitatedBlackAmericancreamdraft.gif

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Karate Bastard posted:

Wanna see one where he starts tucking his head in just a liiiittle too late.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/bd4RXff.gif%3F1&v=pci4AO238w4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
ogod

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/6Cu3L5K.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/7nA3AkX.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/p1lokeN.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4mn5BstQo

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice

it took me far too long to realize that this wasn't a bunch of balloons being fired out into the sea.

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010


this thing needs to be hooked up to a really long piano

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

So this is the device that knocks the shittiest tomatoes INTO my grocery store and favorite local restaurants?! drat! Where do the delicious ones end up? I can only find a good tomato if I grow it myself.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/NPtgYkx.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Your ovaries when you're coming up on 40.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

I love Uhura just frolicking towards the door :)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Relentless posted:

So this is the device that knocks the shittiest tomatoes INTO my grocery store and favorite local restaurants?! drat! Where do the delicious ones end up? I can only find a good tomato if I grow it myself.

Into the ocean as seen in that gif. An offering for Neptune to hold back the terrible power of the sea for but one more day.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

i thought that was a joke when i clicked this

why would you post this. why

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The Relentless posted:

So this is the device that knocks the shittiest tomatoes INTO my grocery store and favorite local restaurants?! drat! Where do the delicious ones end up? I can only find a good tomato if I grow it myself.
The good produce is for export, where it is preferentially bought by consumers whose local produce is of course shittier because all their good produce is exported.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

cnut posted:

Acting!



Guys, should we move all in the same direction? Oh just everyone in their own direction okay.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The Relentless posted:

So this is the device that knocks the shittiest tomatoes INTO my grocery store and favorite local restaurants?! drat! Where do the delicious ones end up? I can only find a good tomato if I grow it myself.

The irony here being that the gene that makes them red and "attractive" is also the gene that makes them taste bland. So you're actually better off with the "lovely" looking ones.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/YfIITX9.gifv

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Dragonstoned posted:

The irony here being that the gene that makes them red and "attractive" is also the gene that makes them taste bland. So you're actually better off with the "lovely" looking ones.

Well, when I grow my own, the red ones taste bestest. I don't perform any gene-therapy or anything, though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
loving scrublord.

cnut
May 3, 2016

cnut
May 3, 2016

cnut
May 3, 2016

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Please post the gifv rather than the 75 meg gif, you oval office.

cnut
May 3, 2016

:ohdear:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Man that thing understeered so much I wouldn't be surprised if there was oil or something on the ground.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://i.imgur.com/8K5Pmwy.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
What the actual gently caress.

RubberLuffy
Mar 31, 2011
Don't skip head day

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
He's training for his Gyno exam?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

The last one with the pinky finger. I can't understand.
It's fake but it doesn't look fake until he pulls it off and then I just don't know.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
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