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A kid named after a band named after a god in Dungeons and Dragons
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Apr 27, 2017 07:12
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The cashier at the Pizza Ranch today was named Paishence.
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Apr 27, 2017 07:21
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cyberia posted:A mother and son: Kathryne and Kyuss He can always change his name down the line to Vista Chino
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Apr 27, 2017 07:59
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cyberia posted:Maybe it's only one syllable Kyoon
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Apr 27, 2017 11:52
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Normerstine Earnbroshorn
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Apr 27, 2017 23:08
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Dewy Butts jr.
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Apr 27, 2017 23:45
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Qwyn.
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Apr 27, 2017 23:51
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Re-reading the old Laura's Diary thread turned up the following gem:Lincoln's Wax posted:...there was a white girl named Wendy that insisted she be called "De'shuan" and when she had a kid, she named him "Denarius". I didn't have the heart to tell her that she named him after a roman penny. (P.S. The pics are long gone, but that thread is really good.)
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May 2, 2017 00:28
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Seen in car-window-stickers: Jalynn and Keitnn.
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gamingCaffeinator posted:Keitnn. Keitnn?
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May 2, 2017 04:25
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Re-reading the old Laura's Diary thread turned up the following gem: I'll have the Deshuan Chicken please, three spicy.
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May 2, 2017 07:55
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What if Guy's a girl, huh? What then?
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May 2, 2017 15:29
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Looking over some documents at work and one of them mentions some poor fucker named Buspass. Hoping this is ethnic??
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Kurstine
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May 2, 2017 20:47
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Giada, a fine Italian name. But pronounced Gee-da.
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My best friend also loves weird names and sent me this list of people he met while taking Uber/ridesharing: Aaronekia Tunisia DeCurtis (apparently, DeCurtis decided to read a terrible poem to my friend and the other passengers) Tenika
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May 3, 2017 03:40
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It was my last day of class and I found out my lab partner's name isn't Emily, but Emelee.
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May 3, 2017 04:34
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Apparently my local Fox affiliate has an anchor named Rafer. Rhymes with 'wafer'.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ⵜⴰⴳⴷⵓⴷⴰ ⵏ ⵜⵓⵏⴻⵙ Such a pretty name.
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Looking over my intern list for this summer and the standout names are Jhymon and Jonel. Haven't met them yet so they could be totally normal cultural names but the first makes me think they couldn't decide between a J name and Simon for sure.
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May 4, 2017 14:39
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A car dealer from New Jersey (the worst people ever): Rocky Buff A car dealer from Mississippi (the second worst people): Muddy Beavers
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May 4, 2017 15:54
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If they got married it'd be the Buff Beavers household, which is quite a mental image.
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Heard at the playground today: Cannon. Who was cross eyed as poo poo and chubby, so i don't need to be a gypsy to see a lot of bullying in his future. Also, courtesy of the jail: ANTWAUNETIUS
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May 4, 2017 23:29
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I met a woman whose last name is Orphan today. Her children were all Orphans.
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May 5, 2017 00:35
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Astrofig posted:I met a woman whose last name is Orphan today. Her children were all Orphans. I bet that family has heard the same jokes for 400 years
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May 5, 2017 03:37
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America's Next Top Model is always brilliant for bad names (as well as general schadenfreude and the joy that comes with seeing someone say "pot ledom" with a straight face) but there's a girl in this one episode named Esthefany and I just. Cannot.
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May 5, 2017 04:33
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genetic_knockout posted:Looking over some documents at work and one of them mentions some poor fucker named Buspass. Hoping this is ethnic?? "This is my daughter, Lilo Austin Buspass"
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May 5, 2017 04:51
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The MSJ posted:"This is my daughter, Lilo Austin Buspass" She knows it's a buspass!
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Astrofig posted:I met a woman whose last name is Orphan today. Her children were all Orphans. Very likely means her patrilineal ancestor was literally an orphan. I don't know, I kind of like those surnames, I always imagine some abandoned child born in 1750 or whatever beating the odds to make something of his life and start a family.
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May 5, 2017 07:23
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Fakename! Who would name a kid that???!!!!!
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May 5, 2017 08:48
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Fakename! Who would name a kid that???!!!!! Its pronounced "fah-ke-nah-may". Namaste.
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May 5, 2017 10:12
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A kid was drafted into the WHL yesterday with the name Krz. It's pronounced Cruise.
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May 5, 2017 17:33
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Aphrodite posted:A kid was drafted into the WHL yesterday with the name Krz. https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamZHerman/status/860225993063239681
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May 5, 2017 18:01
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Boston isn't a name! It's barely a city!
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May 5, 2017 18:59
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Cohner sounds like a lung disease.
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The different permutations of "Braden" are killing me.
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