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Kosumo posted:Like a train that has hit an iceberg, left the tracks and then plowed into a conbustible zepplin. That is full of explosives and adorable orphans?
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Keep in mind these are the same special minds that think Star Citizen isn't a joke.
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MedicineHut posted:Wait. MoMA is Toast? Look, if you can't keep up with the thread, you'll have to go for mandatory marketing/acting training with Sandi. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. (The Stimperor infects!)
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Their thorough and deep analysis of one old man's junk on a daily basis leaves little time to reflect on that money hole they're shovelling their savings into.
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Same post: https://www.diffchecker.com/wKL0ljax  
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You know, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm getting the impression that perhaps this game won't come out as promised.
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Colostomy Bag posted:You know, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm getting the impression that perhaps this game won't come out as promised. typical 110-year-old never-was rambling
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Colostomy Bag posted:You know, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm getting the impression that perhaps this game won't come out as promised. You should really inform yourself, they just released a schedule.
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If it was really a concern troll then it worked because they all still got mad about what it said enough to pick through to try to justify their suspicions.
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This week's comm link: (My god, what a flaccid cock of effort put into this one)quote:Short, sweet, and to the point this week. Colostomy Bag fucked around with this message at 06:17 on May 2, 2017 |
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boy i sure am glad they're using this as a template for how to give bullshit information regarding templates for their spaceship jpegs in the game that's never coming out
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alf_pogs posted:boy i sure am glad they're using this as a template for how to give bullshit information regarding templates for their spaceship jpegs in the game that's never coming out Star Citizen: This mother fucker is robust.
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I think Derek should reward risc1911 with more than the usual payment for this one... he managed to infect that dude's brain so bad he was able to spot his alt and crack the case that quickly even after all those months. 
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alf_pogs posted:braben is cool and good and quietly accomplishes cool and good things lol
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MedicineHut posted:Hold on. MoMA is Toast, I can buy that. But there is no way Sandi is Derek, right? Why can't she be all of them? Look at the facts: a marketing genius her entire life, she holds multiple degrees and does the work of several people. Like any super villain she has left clues behind. "The work of several people". Follow the trail of crumbs and the web will unravel. Citizengate.
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Ok, the ELE for all space games just happened, apparently:Mordja posted:Neat! Yes, yours too, Derek. 
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Somebody is oddly really obsessed with age. Boo Huxley? Didn't we decide that was the most likely Sandi alt? Makes sense.
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The Titanic posted:Super Mario Galaxy had a very good design document I bet, that specifically outlined how the gravity is supposed to work with the gameplay. Gravity was pretty important to the game itself. Oh, come ON! You know NOTHING about software development! First you establish the company, THEN you get the star cast, THEN you establish the assets, THEN you record the mocap, THEN you select an engine, THEN you figure out gameplay that will not violate the window of fidelitiousness. I like you and all, friend, but I really don't think I should be explaining this at this point. (Okay, granted you can swap steps 2 and 3 if you must, but ONLY if your executive staff are highly trained and educated professionals that also have a extensive background in RSC-level theatrics)
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The Titanic posted:I just want to confirm that these guys are in fact Fed. Their office is across the hall from my office which is also Federal. Sometimes we congregate in the coffee shop in the pentagon to communicate about Fed operations we can't talk about, and how much restraint we have to show people on Reddit and other forums about video games so we don't wreck their lives. Okay, I will grant you the Miss Awesome, however, I feel your story of your career change is pure FUD. Last time we heard you were doing SCIENCE! on SCIENCE! street. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.
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no_recall posted:Animating the "tickle" option is going to take some work. I'm sure. Seriously? That's about the ONLY kind of scene she can do halfway well. Halfway...
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XK posted:Somebody is oddly really obsessed with age. Yeah, boo is sandy. MoMA is toast, Mirificus is money.
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trucutru posted:Mirificus is money. 
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XK posted:Somebody is oddly really obsessed with age. Trap sprung, Goonie! It turns out it is just someone pretending to be Sandi pretending to be a citizen!
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trucutru posted:Yeah, boo is sandy. MoMA is toast, Mirificus is money. But I wanted to be Money
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It's a textbook goon trolling technique but we can still somehow use it to identify individuals at the same time
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Foo Diddley posted:But I wanted to be Money Money's gone. All of it
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Samizdata posted:Look, if you can't keep up with the thread, you'll have to go for mandatory marketing/acting training with Sandi. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Which is ironically literally the worst kind of marketing/acting training. edit: do i have to use a comma between ironically and literally?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Money's gone. 
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Daztek posted:https://gfycat.com/EnergeticPalatableBlackfootedferret Okay, this one needs You Spin Me Right Round playing over it.
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EightAce posted:ssss Snek agrees with you 
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Citizen: I'm a clever fella, and I make no mistakes! Look at me go! Spending all my cash on internet spaceship futures! *clicks link in "get a bigger penis" email*
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That thread was amazing. I mean the guy blew in like a force of nature and completely ripped right through. Those /r/ds fools just played directly into his hands and they were all in attendance. Everyone got their turn I think. They didn't know what hit them. Some of those guys went from saying it was me, to saying it was another Goon (RISC911). The disarray and theory-crafting was amazing. That thread was amazing. We were chatting about it on my Discord channel late last night. Right up to the point where the guy noticed that his thread was removed. It's interesting how all the critical threads over there get removed. Then there is an outcry, and they come back. It happened to two such threads last week. Apparently those guys there mass reported his thread (as they did to the others) and the auto-moderator removed it. But after this thread happened, it was manually brought back. The poor guy never stood a chance. I mean, look at the -25 downvotes just for asking a question as to why his post was removed. It's hilarious that before it was made known why the thread was removed, they were all speculating and trying to find a reason for his post to be removed. Of course they were all wrong. Some have been attacking him for being me (aka DS) and over in the /r/DS someone else is now speculating that it's RISC911 (a Goon). If you go to the guy's Reddit profile and read his comments, it's easy to see why the Usual Suspects would be threatened with reason. He went entirely against their narrative and totally ruffled some knickers. These were my favorites. I even created an image album out of them because such p0wning needs to be archived for posterity. 1) About those guys on a hate sub-Reddit Headshot: quote:If you think my response is harsh well think about all the other potential backers who don't bother to post anything but who by looking at these things just shake their heads and go away. You see how the Star Citizen community got its bad rap? This is how. Which is sad because every response I received here and which answered my questions and concerns were polite and informative. It is also very interesting to me that most of those people have never posted on /r/DerekSmart afaik. 2) on elevating DS to bogeyman 3) on DS undermining the project 4) LOL!!! takes on TheGremlich, Shitizen 96 5) About that famous lie that "the community voted to expanded the game scope" 6) About the need to raise money when the game is already late & over budget 7) LOL!! You mad, bro? 8) On DS being "jealous" of Star Citizen 9) LOL!! Apparently having no credit rating means you can still get business loans 10) About those pesky things like schedules 11) where they are now making excuses for why moons instead of planets are coming 12) The ever-shifting release date goal post
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