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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Some Breitbart for your veins Literally LOL'ng right now. Good stuff.
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Lol loving clown president, can't wait for that piss video to be released.
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May 2, 2017 05:46
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Just lying in bed casually reading people call the President of the United States a "loving retard" in his own twitter feed. What a time to be alive.
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May 2, 2017 05:50
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Preoptopus posted:Just lying in bed casually reading people call the President of the United States a "loving retard" in his own twitter feed. What a time to be alive. What a time to be a Secret Service agent.
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May 2, 2017 05:52
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remember when Bush screwed up "fool me once, shame on you" and that was considered hugely embarrassing? lol how innocent we all were
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May 2, 2017 06:01
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Preoptopus posted:Just lying in bed casually reading people call the President of the United States a "loving retard" in his own twitter feed. What a time to be alive. Lol
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May 2, 2017 06:00
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Egbert Souse posted:My uncle's family went to a Church of God for a while. His wife was suffering from stage four cancer and during one service, the pastor actually said something to the effect of "Sickness is just a sign of lack of faith" and pointed at them. With all five of their kids there. While she was wearing only a scarf on her head because of chemo. I'm sorry to say but you are wrong to hope these people get cancer as penance for being evil idiots Not out of any morality, but because people like this will gladly impugn those with illness and then when they themselves get cancer, suddenly it's no longer punishment for lack of faith, it's a trial given to them by the Lord, something to overcome with the aid of god's love. They switch to feeling others who are ill are kindred spirits without any hint of dissonance, as long as they can't find a reason to blame the person for their disease (ohhh lawdy if that cancer victim is atheist...) People this broken don't recognize irony Speaking from literal, actual experience. America is such a cool place
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May 2, 2017 06:14
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:just a lmao at the fact that Trump is 100% ego driven and will likely go down as one of the most reviled presidents and will die happy thinking he did a great job because he refuses to believe anything that contradicts his Alzheimer's addled brain lmao You're right 
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May 2, 2017 06:52
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My takeaway is that we're being sent increasingly obvious hints that we're in the matrix, because a fat dementia-ridden retard is president, and he can write whatever stream of consciousness shitpost he feels like and an unreasonably large subset of people will nod their head solemnly while saying "yeah, he really tells it like it is."
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May 2, 2017 07:22
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Lunchabully posted:remember when Bush screwed up "fool me once, shame on you" and that was considered hugely embarrassing? lol how innocent we all were Remember when we were all "lol MISUNDERESTIMATED? What a FOOL!!!" COMRADES fucked around with this message at 07:30 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 07:27
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:I'm sorry to say but you are wrong to hope these people get cancer as penance for being evil idiots All excellent points; They shouldn't get cancer but should probably just die instead
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May 2, 2017 07:31
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ROFL Octopus posted:My takeaway is that we're being sent increasingly obvious hints that we're in the matrix, because a fat dementia-ridden retard is president, and he can write whatever stream of consciousness shitpost he feels like and an unreasonably large subset of people will nod their head solemnly while saying "yeah, he really tells it like it is." Also this.
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May 2, 2017 07:34
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Preoptopus posted:Just lying in bed casually reading people call the President of the United States a "loving retard" in his own twitter feed. What a time to be alive. lol
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May 2, 2017 07:39
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Preoptopus posted:Just lying in bed casually reading people call the President of the United States a "loving retard" in his own twitter feed. What a time to be alive. Goddamn Donald J. "Long Form Birth Certificate" "Bankrupt Casino Owner" "loving Retard" "You're Fired!" Trump is President of the United States of America in tyool 2017. Jfc lol.
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May 2, 2017 07:57
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So he's just gonna post little historical factoids that he found in his children history book all day? This feels like a new low point, like he doesn't even care anymore.
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May 2, 2017 08:00
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ROFL Octopus posted:My takeaway is that we're being sent increasingly obvious hints that we're in the matrix, because a fat dementia-ridden retard is president, and he can write whatever stream of consciousness shitpost he feels like and an unreasonably large subset of people will nod their head solemnly while saying "yeah, he really tells it like it is." Roko's Basilisk is real, and we are all the people that didn't donate to its development.
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May 2, 2017 08:16
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Can't remember if this got posted tonight https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/859252777695956992
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May 2, 2017 09:40
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight lol I seriously can't take this
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May 2, 2017 09:44
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holy poo poo
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May 2, 2017 09:46
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight I live for these lols Trump just cannot comprehend the idea of responsibility. And he is the prez.
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May 2, 2017 09:48
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He reminds me of students giving a presentation they haven't prepared for and when they get thrown a softball question by the professor to help them get back on track they just start rambling incoherently about unrelated things. If he would just slow his mouth down and let his brain understand what is being asked he would hopefully get it and say "yeah, good point" and leave it at that. But he's trump so lol if you think he will ever change.
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May 2, 2017 09:56
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight oh my god
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May 2, 2017 10:02
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yeah I eat rear end posted:He reminds me of students giving a presentation they haven't prepared for and when they get thrown a softball question by the professor to help them get back on track they just start rambling incoherently about unrelated things. those students can now live happy in the knowledge that even if they don't work hard and put in the hours, they too can be president of the united states
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May 2, 2017 10:05
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight lol LOL!
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May 2, 2017 10:06
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Plavski posted:those students can now live happy in the knowledge that even if they don't work hard and put in the hours, they too can be president of the united states “Say, little Timmy, what do you want to be when you're grown up?“ “I wanna become president!“ *parents exchange concerned looks, the father quietly reaches for his phone and looks up the opening hours of child psychiatry*
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May 2, 2017 10:19
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight loving christ almighty
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May 2, 2017 10:28
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timp posted:I have a friend who grew up in the South going to a Pentecostal church, and he told me that one time they literally paraded him up to the front of the congregation and tried to exorcise the gay demons out of him. To be fair it was his parents that dragged him to the service, but I met them and they seemed like otherwise decent people. This is the same sect of Christianity that wrangles snakes and sniffs smoke in order to start speaking tongues, mind you. I had a friend in highschool who had a boyfriend and they were at the point where they were talking about moving in together. A couple of her friends asked if she wanted to go for brunch on a Sunday, but when they picked her up they drove her straight to their church where they were met by her friend's families and they proceeded to "lovingly" slut shame her about her choices in life. She told me she covered her face and cried, but it was because she was laughing to hard: one of her friends was renowned for her enthusiastic blowjobs and was straight up telling her how horrible she was. The other friend had a baby less than a year after graduating and had three by the time I finished my undergrad. She went to the service and then didn't do anything that could end up being Church related with them again 
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May 2, 2017 10:34
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight lol. i want to know what a trump supporters defense to this would be to lol at that too
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May 2, 2017 10:42
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:just a lmao at the fact that Trump is 100% ego driven and will likely go down as one of the most reviled presidents and will die happy thinking he did a great job because he refuses to believe anything that contradicts his Alzheimer's addled brain lmao One of the excellent things is that historians are always saying 'well, legacies change with time and we don't know how famous people of today will be remembered in the distant future' Like, I can think of a bunch of dumb poo poo that GWB did, but many of the only really make sense in the context of the time. If I show you, a person from the future, a picture of the famous 'Mission Accomplished' banner, you're not gonna have any idea just why that was so laughable. With Trump, all of his lols are so common, so self contained and so self-evident that the radical historians of the future aren't gonna have much freedom in which to re-interpret his legacy, with the evidence mounting daily. Oh, and we're only 1/14th of the way through his term. Sweet dreams!
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May 2, 2017 10:43
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:So he's just gonna post little historical factoids that he found in his children history book all day? This feels like a new low point, like he doesn't even care anymore. ok H'es still obsessed with the fact he won, and Jackson only won through populism because he was basically a psychotic redneck. Somebody told Trump he was like great pres Jackson, he ran with it and so is bringing it up to show he is both educated and to remind everyone that he's a man of the people..Also yes, he probably is listening to that Jackson audiobook (I would love to know why hes actually following through, maybe he likes Drew dog's hair and masculine jawline i dont know) The problem is he does it in the usual retard fashion and said Andrew Jackson wouldn't have let it happen on live radio while babbling about him and Tennessee. He had to go back and clarify that he knew he died before the Civil War because people were pointing it out to him afaik I can kind of see having a hero and being like "see he felt it brewing in his balls and if he were alive he would have intervened" but im pretty sure he wouldnt and dear god why am i giving him excuses lol Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 10:52 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 10:49
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i don't think "jackson would have stopped the civil war" was actually an idea he came up with. bannon probably mentioned it one day and trump is just repeating it trump is basically just this sketch in human form https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shmc81cqVMw
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May 2, 2017 10:54
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Jose posted:lol. i want to know what a trump supporters defense to this would be to lol at that too Thats quite an interesting observation by Bush and is sort of telling if you believe he was just thrown in there so daddy & co and cheney could pull the strings. thank god he's got his therapeutic paintings now but on to our current man of the hour May today be a giving day of laughter to us, and may we all hope no one has managed to wrangle the Twit Machine from our President's little hands https://twitter.com/50Trek/status/8...on-civil-war%2F
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May 2, 2017 10:58
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Talking to avert a war?! Like some pansy Liberal?!?!
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Plavski posted:i don't think "jackson would have stopped the civil war" was actually an idea he came up with. bannon probably mentioned it one day and trump is just repeating it I want to know the title of his "book" and to see if theres any mention of the civil war in the loving thing whatsoever like "Many wonder what Jackson would have thought..." just to rule that out because it is all bizarre anyway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3mJzRBh1a8 I love how all the faces behind him seem to be a mixture of  and  (why does this not exist) on this one, and how he seems to be blaming the people at the Correspondents dinner for having it without him even though he's a little pissbaby coward who refused to show up to it back in "Washington Swamp",((( yet to be drained)))
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May 2, 2017 11:12
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a classic lol https://twitter.com/realDenaldTrump/status/714993770010382337 e:you couldn't tell whether it was real or not, didn't you?
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May 2, 2017 11:14
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight haha no way
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May 2, 2017 11:13
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What the gently caress? Real life is no longer Idiocracy, it's gone right into This is Spinal Tap. "In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history...The Confederates. Nobody knew who they were...or what they were doing".
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May 2, 2017 11:17
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I used to regret not being born early enough to see man land on the moon live, but this more than makes up for it
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May 2, 2017 11:17
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight I'm dying
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Tace Vim posted:I used to regret not being born early enough to see man land on the moon live, but this more than makes up for it In fifty years from now, everyone will be jealous of those who watched the Sean Spicer Hitler comparison live and those who read about historical facts, like Korea that used to be a part of China.
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