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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Literally said "Jesus loving Christ" out loud while reading this.

That's a momentous lol.

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Remember when Democrats couldn't really voice their reasons for why the voting public should continue to elect them?

I feel like all they have to do now is just say, "Vote for us, we're not Trump" lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Breitbart mourning edition

Topic of the day: Ivanka or as Breitbart calls her, Jewvanka

quote:

I wish Ivanka would go away.

Scumbag liberal Jews on the inside wrecking the agenda.
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Ivanka is an idealist liberal child. She has no clue about the real world. Ivanka and hubby are pure liberals. Disgusting elitist, foolish, do gooder liberals. Daddy Trump is a man who reasons with his emotions just like all liberals. He gives his little princess whatever she wants. Pence is an air-head yes man. Yes I voted for Trump. Still light years better than the hag. But I voted for Rand Paul in the primary. let's hope Trump is a one termer and 
Rand Paul beats him in the primary. And by the way... all the hype about NKorea. It's just generals gone wild. Itching to use new technology. We are going to have a big war folks. Thanks Donald Trump. Rand Paul would not get us into a war. Those who want war are going to change their tune about 2 years after we are in it. Will we ever see a rational sane person in the white house? I am just disgusted. Disgusted with the whole mess. I never thought Donald would be brought down by his own daughter. Excuse me I have to go throw up.
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Ivanka should be making sandwiches for the Breitbart Comments section and remain SILENT
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Ivanka pushed childcare tax credits!! We need more stay-at-home moms. Not women traipsing off to some office or store. If we need credits, it should be for responsible (drug tested, swear to uphold Christian values, etc) two-parent, op sex couples (married) to have babies.
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High noon to remove family members from the White House, exception Trump's wife..
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Trump let the White House be invaded with a team of career, Manhattan limousine liberals, featuring Ivanka, her tw@t faced husband Kushner and Gerald Cohn!
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She needs to stay home and breast feed those kids. I'm visualizing that right now.
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Trump sold us out to the Jews. who knew, right
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I was so relieved Jeb Bush didn't win...and we ended up with Jeb Bush anyway.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Good morning thread. It's another beautiful day of lols. I hope you all get your fill! :allears:

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
the guardian are running this picture at the top of their article on NK's nuke testing



these are the faces of the people that will lol us all to death

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Outpost22 posted:

Remember when Democrats couldn't really voice their reasons for why the voting public should continue to elect them?

I feel like all they have to do now is just say, "Vote for us, we're not Trump" lol

They already did that. The result was President Donald 'Trump Steaks' Trump.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Donald 'Trump Steaks' Trump.

DJ Tee-rump

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

High noon to remove family members from the White House, exception Trump's wife..

No need to make that exception, it'd never come up

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart mourning edition

Topic of the day: Ivanka or as Breitbart calls her, Jewvanka

who knew that trump's daughter and her husband were jewish thats a major shock lol

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

I mean, he's not technically wrong, but that is mostly because Jackson was A-OK with slavery and owned slaves himself.

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 13:09 on May 2, 2017

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Plavski posted:

the guardian are running this picture at the top of their article on NK's nuke testing



these are the faces of the people that will lol us all to death



the world is going to get destroyed by literal comic book villains lmao

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/859364055680782336

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

No loving way

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Bigly way

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/859365861945159681

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
dropping the shakespeare bombs

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Coffee has nothing on these wakeup lols

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



lol, just so many lols. My Dumb President asks, "Why was there the Civil War?"

And everybody just laughs and laughs.

Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011
thou diest, though trump the sicker be

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



"That was some weird poo poo."

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/859065687381340165

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

I lol'ed bigly

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Trump: *Signs EO "Two new slaves for every one emancipated"

9th Circuit Court: No, dummy.

*Slavery abolished

The South: We love you Trump!

*Civil War averted

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
trump is saying he's a better president than lincoln

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859392449181093888
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859393829505552385

lol the President of the United States is threatening to get rid of the legislative fillibuster and calling for a government shutdown

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

im permabanned poster magastomper58. i first started following the potus when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "dementia" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "he was very nice to me with words" and "his wife died. they destroyed his wife and she died." in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "demented" style of potus words was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" trump to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to mental retardation. peace.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859392449181093888
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859393829505552385

lol the President of the United States is threatening to get rid of the legislative fillibuster and calling for a government shutdown

lmao

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Smirr posted:

im permabanned poster magastomper58. i first started following the potus when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "dementia" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "he was very nice to me with words" and "his wife died. they destroyed his wife and she died." in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "demented" style of potus words was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" trump to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to mental retardation. peace.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


I'd like to see Trump try to dodge a shoe.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
you know for a while i was thinking "why the gently caress does trump love twitter so much, it's so loving undignified for a president" but really, it is the perfect platform for Trump.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
trump thinks a government shutdown is like a bank holiday weekend where you finally get around to clearing out the loft

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Smirr posted:

im permabanned poster magastomper58. i first started following the potus when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "dementia" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "he was very nice to me with words" and "his wife died. they destroyed his wife and she died." in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "demented" style of potus words was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" trump to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to mental retardation. peace.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859392449181093888
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859393829505552385

lol the President of the United States is threatening to get rid of the legislative fillibuster and calling for a government shutdown

I just had a "this nigga right here" moment

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
If Trumps is this demented now, imagine how it will have progressed in four years. I'm seeing a POTUS who is unable to put on his pants. Where we're going, we won't need mouths to lol.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859392449181093888
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859393829505552385

lol the President of the United States is threatening to get rid of the legislative fillibuster and calling for a government shutdown

There's my man! Just making GBS threads out the lols!

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

It would be so easy for reporters to troll Trump for sound bites.

"People have criticized John Wilkes Booth lately for standing up for what he believed in..."

"What do you think of General William T. Sherman's contribution to the south?"

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Lol at everything trump has said in the past four or five days

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

I shouldn't lol cause my dad has Alzheimers but lol at being outwitted by GWB, would probably be the worst feeling in the world if he understood it

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

I wonder if Trump would claim he could've gotten a better deal for the Louisiana Purchase.

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo


did any one screencap this its gone

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