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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Quiet Feet posted:

Nah, shredding pig meat is one of life's great pleasures.

But enough about your love life

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Todd Heap posted:

Man, it must really suck not having a daughter

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Whenever anyone posts food in the chat thread I will tweet to Gordon to roast. He needs to roast something from TFF damnit

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Chichevache posted:

Man, it must really suck not having a Y chromosome.

Don't you have an extra one you could lend?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
hah

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Chromatic posted:

Whenever anyone posts food in the chat thread I will tweet to Gordon to roast. He needs to roast something from TFF damnit

My food presentation may be poor but it's delicious :colbert:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I'm still at work. gently caress. Looks like the third straight 60 hour week.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chromatic posted:

Whenever anyone posts food in the chat thread I will tweet to Gordon to roast. He needs to roast something from TFF damnit

No response on the Manas Steak :(?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hot Diggity! posted:

I'm still at work. gently caress. Looks like the third straight 60 hour week.

:(:respek::(

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Please post funny jokes about Todd Heap's child in this thread, thanks.

I wish I could, but I'm coming up flat.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Made a grilled cheese with sharp cheddar and havarti with a creamy tomato bisque side for the lady and I ate water with a side of oxygen for dinner because I need to fit into a tux

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I dropped $250 on dinner tonight and that was uncomfortable for me. Dozen oysters on the half shell, wife got creole shrimp, I got filet mignon au poivre, bananas foster for dinner plus drinks and tip

I need to hear more about sa2ks podcast

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I made fillet mignon au poivre once and almost set my loving condo on fire.

Goddamn cognac

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Bad Moon posted:

No response on the Manas Steak :(?

None.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Blitz7x posted:

Made a grilled cheese with sharp cheddar and havarti with a creamy tomato bisque side for the lady and I ate water with a side of oxygen for dinner because I need to fit into a tux

what's up diet buddy.

I'm attempting to drop 10 lbs or more this month, and I'm already getting cravings.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I fired up the old hickory grill and cooked a ribeye to a perfect medium-rare, then tossed it on the plate with self-made tabouli and some grilled asparagus with cranberry relish on the side.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I ate lamb shawerma with tabouleh and couscous and binged through Red Dwarf XI. Then I transferred my entire tax refund into savings.

It hit 90 in my town today, first 90 degree day of the year. gently caress summer I already want spring back. Rain is nice, hot weather sucks.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I gotta eat some sausages beforethdy go outta date so its kale salad and sausages for me.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

186 posted:

I wish I could, but I'm coming up flat.

lol

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Blitz7x posted:

Made a grilled cheese with sharp cheddar and havarti with a creamy tomato bisque side for the lady and I ate water with a side of oxygen for dinner because I need to fit into a tux
Uh water has oxygen in it IDIOT!!!!!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I roasted a sweet potato and covered it in jerk seasoning last night.

It was p good.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
i put some wonderbread in a bowl of water, stared at it until it dissolved and then ate it without the use of my Hands

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I accidentally left my groceries on the kitchen floor overnight and all the frozen stuff thawed out, so I put it back in the freezer for a couple days to see if it was salvageable and I baked a pizza in a test run and the chicken was a little weird and chewy, and the pizza itself was kind of falling through the grate because it was all deformed and poo poo from sitting on its side when it was unfrozen, but it wasn't bad

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 14:04 on May 2, 2017

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

you are probably going to die.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
We're all going to die, friend

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Volkerball posted:

We're all going to die, friend

soon, I mean. You're going to die soon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I woke up at like 2:30 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep so I went out to grab some donuts at around 5 and stopped at Vons on the way home so now all my chores are basically done for the day

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I got a flat tire and I have a job interview today, so that sucks. Guess I'll have to Uber there.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

WampaLord posted:

I got a flat tire and I have a job interview today, so that sucks. Guess I'll have to Uber there.

tell me about a time you solved a problem

i had a flat tire so i called an uber to get here today

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Please don't use Uber.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Please don't use Uber.

Sup labor rights buddy

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I won't use uber because the guy on shark tank is a jackass

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Please don't use Uber.

Look man, it's the cheapest option and I'm unemployed.

Also remember there is no ethical consumption blah blah blah.

This is literally the first time I will be using this service in over a year.

WampaLord fucked around with this message at 15:05 on May 2, 2017

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

WampaLord posted:

Look man, it's the cheapest option and I'm unemployed.

Also remember there is no ethical consumption blah blah blah.

This is literally the first time I will be using this service in over a year.

Using exploitative labor practices instead of replacing your own tire like a true member of the proletariat

Bourgeois parasite

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

No Butt Stuff posted:

soon, I mean. You're going to die soon.

God willing we all are

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
so much positivity itt :buddy:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Using exploitative labor practices instead of replacing your own tire like a true member of the proletariat

Bourgeois parasite

performatively Using exploitative labor practices instead of replacing your own tire like a true member of the proletariat

Bourgeois parasite

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Phobeste posted:

performatively Using exploitative labor practices instead of replacing your own tire like a true member of the proletariat

Bourgeois parasite

An ironic joke was performative you say?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Bourgeois parasite

this is the name of my post punk band

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Using exploitative labor practices instead of replacing your own tire like a true member of the proletariat

Bourgeois parasite

If those drivers want other jobs they should hit the pavement and hand out their resumes to hiring managers.

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