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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



laffo

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

paging DOWN JACKET FETISH

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

ahahaha that's got a be a job

no way

seriously

















gently caress you, 2017

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



A Pinball Wizard posted:

paging DOWN JACKET FETISH

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

yes no yes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
gently caress marry kill

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

why are people making elaborate gently caress contraptions

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

TOOT BOOT posted:

why are people making elaborate gently caress contraptions

thats the human condition duder

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



TOOT BOOT posted:

elaborate gently caress contraptions

mods you have the power to make this happen

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TOOT BOOT posted:

why are people making elaborate gently caress contraptions

this cannot continue

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

why is it face down/rear end up if its designed for oral? very confused

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

fool_of_sound posted:

thats the human condition duder

Maybe I'm just not the target audience.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008


fulfills my fantasy of getting beejays from meth-mouth jenny at the bus station 100%

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

NoneMoreNegative posted:

the last thing my pizza slice sees

That's a funny name for your dick.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.kickstarter.com/discover/advanced?term=spinner

why.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

machine shop in search of a purpose

looks worthless but still better than those plastic cubes with bottons

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

iirc those spinner things started out as a thingiverse design for a little 3d printed wheel that you were supposed to stick a skateboard bearing into and spin around cause bearings are fun to spin. it was a neat stupid thing for you to make with your 3d printer.

then someone started selling them on etsy for like 30 dollars each ($0.50 bearing and $0.35 of plastic)

and now there are ten billion variants because it's like qirex's pigeon story

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Sagebrush posted:

qirex's pigeon story

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

fidget spinners are some sort of stupid fad. they were selling them in the corner store for $8 next to the lotto and cigarettes

lol @ fidget spinners with bottle openers tho, thats the kind of innovation made possible only by kickstarter

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.revolvemakers.com/shop/bathgate-artifact-spinner


hhhhhhhhh

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

fidget spinners are some sort of stupid fad. they were selling them in the corner store for $8 next to the lotto and cigarettes

lol @ fidget spinners with bottle openers tho, thats the kind of innovation made possible only by kickstarter
fidget spinner phone attachment
fidget spinner but with usb
fidget spinner but with bottle opener
fidget spinner but with multitool
fidget spinner but with magnet

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
do they have fidget spinner with little generator LEDs?

like the ones in those masturbating gyroscope balls

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull
lol @ anyone spending even $1 on fidgeting when retractable ballpoint pens are free from the office supply cabinet

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

BobHoward posted:

lol @ anyone spending even $1 on fidgeting when retractable ballpoint pens are free from the office supply cabinet

I already hate you and lust for your death, pen-clicking trash

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

A Pinball Wizard posted:

I already hate you and lust for your death, pen-clicking trash

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



~Coxy posted:

do they have fidget spinner with little generator LEDs?

like the ones in those masturbating gyroscope balls

a guy was selling led spinners in midtown and another guy was trying to find anything less gaudy

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


http://m.dx.com/s?Keyword=Fidget%20spinner

https://m.alibaba.com/trade/search?SearchText=fidget%20spinner

I wonder how many match up to the kickstarters

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



my friend's kids are selling these things, apparently. i assume they are just buying them from alibaba and reselling them to their friends or something

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

Endless Mike posted:

my friend's kids are selling these things, apparently. i assume they are just buying them from alibaba and reselling them to their friends or something

man being a kid today is weird

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
i sold creepy crawlers until the teacher shut me down, but in today’s globalized market

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

JawnV6 posted:

i sold creepy crawlers until the teacher shut me down, but in today’s globalized market

just imagined you coming to school with a wagon full of these:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



do you like pillows?

do you like computers?

well we put a computer in your pillow!



https://www.kickstarter.com/project...urce=1bc.fnd.to

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



disrupting sleeping soundly by disrupting sleeping altogether. checks out

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

anthonypants posted:

fidget spinner phone attachment
fidget spinner but with usb
fidget spinner but with bottle opener
fidget spinner but with multitool
fidget spinner but with magnet

cooler with a built in margarita blender but also the blender blade detaches to become a fidget spinner!


fidget spinner by monster cable for warmer sounds at spin frequency harmonics

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

pr0zac posted:

man being a kid today is weird

my 8 year old cousin got a gopro and a headset mic for christmas so that he can make youtube videos and become a streamer, because that's who kids idolize these days

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

Endless Mike posted:

do you like pillows?

do you like computers?

well we put a computer in your pillow!



https://www.kickstarter.com/project...urce=1bc.fnd.to

I'm the hacked pillow that starts blaring cradle of filth at 2 am

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
i'm just a streeeeeeamer, i stream my life away

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
how about a cassette player from someone who's never had to deal with cassettes before http://www.elbow.co.nf/

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

anthonypants posted:

how about a cassette player from someone who's never had to deal with cassettes before http://www.elbow.co.nf/

help i'm dead

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Fun Shoe



lmao

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