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Crazy Ted posted:Among the many doomed and dreadful writing projects I occasionally pretend to be working on is a Bret Easton Ellis-style football novel about a hip, talented, existentially glazed and clueless wonderkid being passed around Europe’s super-clubs by the shady financial powers that run the world game. I would read this.
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blue footed boobie posted:I would read this. cant wait for the bit where you find out if hes called Rui Pinto or José Costa
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That article is racist.
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Crazy Ted posted:Among the many doomed and dreadful writing projects I occasionally pretend to be working on is a Bret Easton Ellis-style football novel about a hip, talented, existentially glazed and clueless wonderkid being passed around Europe’s super-clubs by the shady financial powers that run the world game. Was going to post this
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a Rui Pinto or a Jose Costa
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Apr 30, 2017 13:01
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blue footed boobie posted:I would read this. Same, if Bret Easton Ellis actually wrote it.
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Syncopated posted:Same, if Bret Easton Ellis actually wrote it. Andy Grey and Richard Keys insert a rat trapped in a plastic pipe into Sian Massey
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Apr 30, 2017 15:18
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Wayne Rooney tells Jose pinto Costa to feed him a cat
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fat gay nonce posted:Wayne Rooney tells Jose pinto Costa to feed him a cat I want this to be the title of a thread, any thread
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julian assflange posted:I want this to be the title of a thread, any thread Premier League May: fat gay nonce posted:Wayne Rooney tells Jose pinto Costa to feed him a cat
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May 1, 2017 01:44
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You like David Luiz and the Blues?
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May 1, 2017 04:30
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Syncopated posted:Same, if Bret Easton Ellis actually wrote it.
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May 1, 2017 08:30
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Plea to fellow Spurs fans: don't sing that the opposition are 'effing poo poo'. Apart from being stupid and unfunny it risks winding up the opposition and improving them. Gives us a bad name too. All the other singing is great... best atmosphere in the Prem, certainly now the Palace bubble has burst again.
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vyelkin posted:You like David Luiz and the Blues?
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vyelkin posted:You like David Luiz and the Blues? 5
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Lol wrong thread
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May 2, 2017 02:10
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Definitely wrong thread and please post more
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that's just a photo of harry kane
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May 2, 2017 19:33
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https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/859603675303600128
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May 3, 2017 04:18
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holy moly this is bad
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May 3, 2017 11:26
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Hoo-boy. Another one of these. Is there this level of cross-promotion in Europe at all? 90% of American fans are autists who try to analyze football in the dumbest loving ways. Which superhero is England left-back Danny Rose? What position would Marshawn Lynch play on a Premier League side? Why Christian Pulisic is just like Anakin Skywalker, and Dortmund is Naboo and Jose Mourinho is the Emperor but Pulisic will join Klopp and the Rebellion and then 
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hoo-boy. Another one of these. Is there this level of cross-promotion in Europe at all? 90% of American fans are autists who try to analyze football in the dumbest loving ways. Stop giving Disney these ideas.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hoo-boy. Another one of these. Is there this level of cross-promotion in Europe at all? 90% of American fans are autists who try to analyze football in the dumbest loving ways. Hang on let me just post my 10,000 word essay on how Philippe Coutinho is just like Harry Potter
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vyelkin posted:Hang on let me just post my 10,000 word essay on how Philippe Coutinho is just like Harry Potter im still waiting
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/693uaz/its_the_end_of_may_arsenal_have_finished_5th_in/ This whole thread. Holy poo poo. It's so bad. The annoying OP; the insane replies. It's so bad. It has everything. I think I may have found it, guys. I think I may have found the highest concentration of bad posts about football on the internet.
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blue footed boobie posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/693uaz/its_the_end_of_may_arsenal_have_finished_5th_in/ That's not a link to this forum
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TheBigAristotle posted:Hoo-boy. Another one of these. Is there this level of cross-promotion in Europe at all? 90% of American fans are autists who try to analyze football in the dumbest loving ways. Idk about fan stuff, but United have done a bunch of movie commercials with Rooney playing a part etc.
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Syncopated posted:Idk about fan stuff, but United have done a bunch of movie commercials with Rooney playing a part etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZnyE-I7dg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2D7-nezwY
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Fellaini gets so many fouls against him purely due to him not being a little bitch and fairly using his superior strength over smaller players, its a shame that all they have to do is fall holding their arm, leg or head to draw a foul.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Fellaini gets so many fouls against him purely due to him not being a little bitch and fairly using his superior strength over smaller players, its a shame that all they have to do is fall holding their arm, leg or head to draw a foul. I bet the source of this is a treasure trove of wonderful posts
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This is MLS as gently caress so it definitely belongs in this thread, but I have to admit that I thought it was funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZI2cC5_ko
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Simone Poodoin posted:This is MLS as gently caress so it definitely belongs in this thread, but I have to admit that I thought it was funny. I approve
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#DOOOOOOOOOOOP https://twitter.com/PhilaUnion/status/861017794464317440
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Italian coaches are excellent. Tactically astute, students of the game, and to get to the top level, they must be experienced and battle hardened. I think it's particularly easy for Italian managers to win the PL because the game is very different. It's often a mile a minute and helter skelter - players running around manically. A minimum of organization, tactical intelligence, and training seems to be enough to win. Certainly it's enough to give a big edge. It's another reason teams of British players fare so badly on the world stage.
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