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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


jabby posted:

Well, a) I quite like most of the Labour front bench and it annoys me to see the decent politicians get attacked for poo poo that Doesn't Actually Matter, and b) in the post you quoted I was making a general comment about political polls that wasn't specific to Labour or the front bench.

And yes you do seem pretty down. Remember that 'hope is a lie' is just a meme, not an actual healthy philosophy.

I'd counter that actually believing that actual socialist reform could occur in our current political climate is far more mad than going "hurr hurr, hope is a lie" but what do I know?
Anyway, you seem to have missed the "sounds more defeatist than I actually am" part of my post, by making the mistake of thinking that the only way politics happens is at Westminster. At this point I really don't see how a revolutionary, syndicalist road to socialism is more absurd than a parliamentary route.

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

OwlFancier posted:

He's centrist if you include tankies, like the tories are centrist if you include military juntas.

No I mean I agree, his platform is a pacifist social democrat (welfare state for my country, you arrange your part of the world yourself, let's negotiate all the joint stuff). His radicalism, his non-centrism only goes as far as that platform does and the fact that the far left has rallied around him since he entered the leadership contest.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
OK, they're really going for it: Tory candidates forced to have Theresa May's name on their election billboards

quote:

The would-be MPs have been given only one design for the boards, which are put in the gardens of Conservative supporters.
Below the candidate's name, it says: "Standing with Theresa May."
The word 'Conservatives' is in smaller writing in the bottom right hand corner of the billboards.
One candidate said: "We're usually given a selection of designs, but this time central office is only giving us one. They obviously want the election all about who should be Prime Minister."
The move is a clear sign of Tory bosses' confidence that Mrs May is a huge vote-winner in the upcoming election.
Opinion polls consistently show her as more popular than her party - and well ahead of Jeremy Corbyn as a potential Prime Minister.
Conservative strategists believe the party leader's personal ratings are also a major advantage as they try to make gains in traditionally Labour areas.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

namesake posted:

No I mean I agree, his platform is a pacifist social democrat (welfare state for my country, you arrange your part of the world yourself, let's negotiate all the joint stuff). His radicalism, his non-centrism only goes as far as that platform does and the fact that the far left has rallied around him since he entered the leadership contest.

And I would suggest that because we live in a nominal democracy, and will continue to do so for the forseeable future, it is a bit silly to restrict the use of the political axis across the actual major political participants because they're all, relatively speaking, in the middle of the axis if you extend the axis to include libertarian dystopia-turned-effective-monarchy and revolutionary anarcho communist syndicalist free association utopia.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I hope this backfires spectacularly

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Just put a picture of May's head next to Thatcher's head on a bunch of billboards.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



It's almost like she has a personal problem with being seen as an illegitimate leader.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

And I would suggest that because we live in a nominal democracy, and will continue to do so for the forseeable future, it is a bit silly to restrict the use of the political axis across the actual major political participants because they're all, relatively speaking, in the middle of the axis if you extend the axis to include libertarian dystopia-turned-effective-monarchy and revolutionary anarcho communist syndicalist free association utopia.

But this is the sort of dumb perspective that ends up with extreme ideologies like monetarism being normalised into the mainstream as the new centrism, and ends up with moderate ideologies like Corbyn's being painted as extreme. There is no way this is positive or helpful. Sure, I might think it'd be great if Jeremy was calling for a new wave of syndicalism to hit the nation, but my views are quite outwith the norm. Corbyn's aren't (aside from on defence). What's the value in pretending they are?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Steve2911 posted:

It's almost like she has a personal problem with being seen as an illegitimate leader.

This seems highly unlikely.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

OwlFancier posted:

And I would suggest that because we live in a nominal democracy, and will continue to do so for the forseeable future, it is a bit silly to restrict the use of the political axis across the actual major political participants because they're all, relatively speaking, in the middle of the axis if you extend the axis to include libertarian dystopia-turned-effective-monarchy and revolutionary anarcho communist syndicalist free association utopia.

Okay but abandoning objective assessment of political platforms and turning it purely relative to the moment normalises all the shifts to the right we've had and creates stupid sentences like 'The Tory candidate, running on the left compared to the UKIP candidate for this seat'. There's still plenty of subjectivity involved in saying what the centre is but it has to be defined and parties move around it rather than it move with the parties.


JFairfax posted:

I hope this backfires spectacularly

It'll come out that she stamped on a weasel or something in her kitten heels or a kitten in weasel heels.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

But this is the sort of dumb perspective that ends up with extreme ideologies like monetarism being normalised into the mainstream as the new centrism, and ends up with moderate ideologies like Corbyn's being painted as extreme. There is no way this is positive or helpful. Sure, I might think it'd be great if Jeremy was calling for a new wave of syndicalism to hit the nation, but my views are quite outwith the norm. Corbyn's aren't (aside from on defence). What's the value in pretending they are?

The policies are what they are, I think a democratic socialist platform would be good for the country and is not historically extremely left even within Britain's political landscape, but it is quite firmly left, especially compared to much of the prevailing policy for the last 40 years.

The idea that there is a single objective center which doesn't move ignores the concept of the political zeitgeist which is the context in which politics are processed by the majority of people who aren't super interested in the last several hundred years of history.

Corbyn's politics are not radical because they fall within perfectly reasonable and frankly very old ideas about how a country is run, so characterizing them as radical or extreme is silly because that implies some new never before tried thing. Characterizing him as a centrist because he isn't a tankie is just... really stupid unless you think that tankies have any relevance in modern politics, other than as a backboard for John McDonnell.

It is not helpful for the same reason that median annual temperature graphs where the Y axis goes from 0C to 100C are not helpful.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 21:43 on May 2, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
More from that poll earlier:

quote:

Some 49% of people backing Labour now say they are more likely to vote for the party because Corbyn is unlikely to become PM (against 43% who say it makes no difference, and 4% who say likely defeat makes them less likely to vote for the party.)

So half of people intending to vote Labour are only prepared to do so for as long as labour winning the election seems unlikely. Because of Jeremy Corbyn.

In other words, if labour were somehow able to increase their 28% poll share to an election winning position of, say, 40%, they'd immediately lose at least 14% of those who say they'll vote for them.

Jeremy Corbyn is uniquely toxic to the electorate.

Pissflaps fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 2, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Quote is not edit.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

This seems highly unlikely.

May can't do anything wrong because Corbyn has absorbed the very concept of being wrong so only he can ever be wrong again. What an idiot.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Pissflaps posted:

More from that poll earlier:


So half of people intending to vote Labour are only prepared to do so for as long as labour winning the election seems unlikely. Because of Jeremy Corbyn.

In other words, if labour were somehow able to increase their 28% poll share to an election winning position of, say, 40%, they'd immediately lose at least 14% of those who say they'll vote for them.

Jeremy Corbyn is uniquely toxic to the electorate.

This doesn't say that at all when you see the other responses.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Corbyn uniquely toxic.

May strong and stable.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
Theresa May is stamping her personal branding all over the campaign because she is the most autocratic PM in recent history, and we have had some pretty autocratic PMs. We're slipping down the road to an elective dictatorship. She refuses debate, she detests dissent. In her video posted in the thread, she talks about 'My party, my candidate.' It's both her personal popularity and her personal style. She wants to secure HER mandate for Brexit. She will completely own the government in the next five years. May is an authoritarian. "It can't happen here", apart from the study (which is awful) in the OP which showed that 25% of the population are "ethnic nationalists" and 25% of the population aren't far off that.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Corbyn Dex build

May Strength build using dark sword before nerf patch

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

LemonyTang posted:

Theresa May is stamping her personal branding all over the campaign because she is the most autocratic PM in recent history, and we have had some pretty autocratic PMs. We're slipping down the road to an elective dictatorship. She refuses debate, she detests dissent. In her video posted in the thread, she talks about 'My party, my candidate.' It's both her personal popularity and her personal style. She wants to secure HER mandate for Brexit. She will completely own the government in the next five years. May is an authoritarian. "It can't happen here", apart from the study (which is awful) in the OP which showed that 25% of the population are "ethnic nationalists" and 25% of the population aren't far off that.

Shite isn't it. We need somebody who can oppose her.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Regarde Aduck posted:

Corbyn Dex build

May Strength build using dark sword before nerf patch

Corbyn 2h STR build because he likes doing the abyss watcher fight by punting them across the room with the poke.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Pissflaps posted:

Shite isn't it. We need somebody who can oppose her.

You should do it.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Steve2911 posted:

You should do it.

I woke up strong and stable but later in the day a goon diagnosed me as being mentally ill after I commented on Diane Abbott's radio interview.

Im afraid you'll have to find somebody else.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

Shite isn't it. We need somebody who can oppose her.

Yeah a better leader is going to stop the 50% that identify as either as ethnic nationalists or as something else but with an ideology identical to the ethnic nationalists, from being complete utter cunts.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

I believe in the Honourable Pissflaps MP

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lord Flaps, First Viscount Piss.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Looke posted:

I believe in the Honourable Pissflaps MP

Leader of the Opposition Pissflaps gets hit in the face with the ceremonial mace 4 questions into his first Prime Ministers Questions.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Lord Flaps, First Viscount Piss.
What would he answer to in court?

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

quote:

*Clears throat* Prime Minister,

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

namesake posted:

Leader of the Opposition Pissflaps gets hit in the face with the ceremonial mace 4 questions into his first Prime Ministers Questions.

It was his own fault for asking the same question 4 times in a row, increasingly nasally

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I quite like this Ed Miliband lad, he seems to have a healthy touch of humour

https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/859492994453573633

E: Imagine Theresa May doing this:

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

What would he answer to in court?

M'Lud Var, obviously.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TheRat posted:

I quite like this Ed Miliband lad, he seems to have a healthy touch of humour

https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/859492994453573633

E: Imagine Theresa May doing this:



I imagine she'd run over the cord and kill herself having never touched a lawnmower in her life.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Laura K continuing her unbiased reporting of the campaign.
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/859485924635406336

E: Meanwhile the NEC is considering harsher punishment against John Woodcock than I thought.

jabby fucked around with this message at 22:34 on May 2, 2017

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Good old Laura

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://twitter.com/sammythedog1989/status/859386794302898177

Quelle Surprise

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



That's loving disgraceful if true.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Well...

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/859485924635406336

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TheRat posted:

I quite like this Ed Miliband lad, he seems to have a healthy touch of humour

https://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/859492994453573633

E: Imagine Theresa May doing this:



Ed, get a petrol powered lawnmower for goodness sake.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

Ed, get a petrol powered lawnmower for goodness sake.

It's not his, he's mowing the lawn for a lady he met while canvassing.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Does she live in a park in a shed?

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