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Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

CelticPredator posted:

Johnny Depp beat his wife.

"<Celebrity> who did <good thing> also did <bad thing>" as sort of counter point are really trite.

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Johnny Depp beats his wife and disregarded Australian customs law.

He should be rotting in gaol.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He's on very thin ice. Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

Decius posted:

"<Celebrity> who did <good thing> also did <bad thing>" as sort of counter point are really trite.

Hmmm well not if the bad things are bad enough that he should go to jail for them, IMO.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




"trite" means unoriginal or dull which is pretty funny to use when defending Johnny Depp of all people.

again, he should be incarcerated.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Other celebs were going out of their way to say they thought he was innocent. Then that video of him drunk slamming things around in his kitchen came out.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


That was the Johnny Depp imposter from Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

well why not posted:

Johnny Depp beats his wife and disregarded Australian customs law.

He should be rotting in gaol.

Disregarding Australian law is a true act of heroism. :911:

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

CelticPredator posted:

I like to imagine he did that to pay off his incredible debt.

Like now he's part of the ride, forever.

part of the ship part of the crew

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001

parallelodad posted:

That was the Johnny Depp imposter from Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Decius posted:

"<Celebrity> who did <good thing> also did <bad thing>" as sort of counter point are really trite.

Not really. Johnny Depp is trying to rehabilitate his image because he is a massive tire fire of a person and reminding people of that prevents him from successfully sweeping that under the rug.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I think there's enough evidence to make both Depp and Heard big ol' pieces of poo poo, but i don't follow these things, I've been presented enough that I casually have no sympathy for anyone there. Which kinda sucks because she rules in Drive Angry and I've liked his movies sometimes, even that jack sparrow-only pirates of the carribean movie everyone was mad at, but they can both rot, johnny probably edging out amber heard for shittiness.

If either of them manages to make a movie i want to see i'm not gonna boycott it for anything that happened though

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


What has Heard supposedly done?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


what i heard (haw) is she gives as hard as she takes and was pretty sociopathic. again though i pay next to zero attention to celebrity drama so maybe my info is out of date.

Horrible Taste
Oct 12, 2012

parallelodad posted:

What has Heard supposedly done?

She was arrested for domestic violence against her ex-girlfriend a few years ago.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Ray Romanaissance :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3Regj6nAg

Super excited for this, Kumail Nanjiani is very funny and it's a true story based on the experience of he & his wife (Emily V. Gordon). Amazon bought this for a big stack of cash, it'l be out soon.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


The WGA strike was averted last-minute so studios won't have that as an excuse for terrible movies next summer.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

well why not posted:

Ray Romanaissance :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3Regj6nAg

Super excited for this, Kumail Nanjiani is very funny and it's a true story based on the experience of he & his wife (Emily V. Gordon). Amazon bought this for a big stack of cash, it'l be out soon.

They talked about their experiences on his sadly now-dead x-files podcast. Should be solid.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


In other Depp news his ex-managers are claiming that he refuses to learn his lines in movies and has gone full Brando wearing an earpiece with a personal sound guy on the other end feeding them to him.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


That's just good method. You see his characters are unpredictable so he shouldn't know what they're going to say before he says it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jokes aside that's not method that's a legit school of acting thing. Strasberg? I'm not sure which.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Wait I thought for the Pirates movies they just gave him the old Wrestling Promo deal? Where you just tell them to refer to like three things "black pearl, captain wants to kill me, wheres the compass" and then let him roll with it.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

kiimo posted:

Jokes aside that's not method that's a legit school of acting thing. Strasberg? I'm not sure which.

Fed lines directly and having no idea if they're correct or not? Definitely the Ron Burgundy school.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Freed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPumZ1eDso

(This teaser was at the end of the last one but is now online for all the true fans out there!)

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
someone needs to make a pair of smart sunglasses where they move down so you can look over them without touching them

this would not at all be practical or worth the money but it will be a great gift for movie fans who enjoy all the sunglasses tropes of film

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Is he still beating her for sexual pleasure

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Tars Tarkas posted:

Freed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPumZ1eDso

(This teaser was at the end of the last one but is now online for all the true fans out there!)

Are these movies actual pornography or what

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
every time i see these trailers i always the male lead gives me a vibe he talks about his fetishes like batman talks about justice

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Tars Tarkas posted:

Freed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPumZ1eDso

(This teaser was at the end of the last one but is now online for all the true fans out there!)

For a second I read the title of that as Fifty Shades Fareed.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it owns a lot that this all started as twilight fanfiction called "master of the universe".

GeekyManatee
Jul 12, 2011


Decius posted:

"<Celebrity> who did <good thing> also did <bad thing>" as sort of counter point are really trite.

When the bad thing is being an abusive spouse, it's perfectly reasonable.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


kiimo posted:

Is he still beating her for sexual pleasure

Before the second one is over they establish actual boundaries and both do it for fun instead of him just beating her because he was molested as a child.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

kiimo posted:

Is he still beating her for sexual pleasure

But enough about Johnny Depp. :rimshot:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Chairman Capone posted:

For a second I read the title of that as Fifty Shades Fareed.
That's the Middle Eastern title

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

CelticPredator posted:

Johnny Depp beat his wife.

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-telling-people-joh-53190

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Johnny Depp hasn't been dead for 30 years. He is, in fact, still alive.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He's a bird, and he's alive. You don't see that every day.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


That Brian Henson puppet murder mystery movie The Happytime Murders is actually moving forward with Melissa McCarthy attached! I've been wanting this to get made for years now!

http://deadline.com/2017/05/melissa-mccarthy-the-happytime-murders-stx-1202082191/

Tars Tarkas fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 3, 2017

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That's the Middle Eastern title

GBS already found the treatment.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819072&perpage=40

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


https://youtu.be/4C0A2GpMNP8

Dark Tower trailer. I think it looks fine. I hope it's at least that.

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