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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



i'm dying

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
If I could have one Christmas wish, it would be that Trump, on his deathbed, figures out what a piece of poo poo embarrassment he was, the same way most people cringe when they think about middle school.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
today is so loving good oh my god

kushner being tied to :siren:GEORGE SOROS:siren:, the god drat civil war thing, spicer running away like a bitch

this thing is unravelling so bad and I love it


e. and trump getting none of the funding he wanted is a nice lol cherry on top of this lmao sundae

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

ElGroucho posted:

If I could have one Christmas wish, it would be that Trump, on his deathbed, figures out what a piece of poo poo embarrassment he was, the same way most people cringe when they think about middle school.

Sorry chief, but we wouldn't even have this topic if trump didn't have narcissism on a level that's completely incomprehensible to people like you or me.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Code Jockey posted:


kushner being tied to :siren:GEORGE SOROS:siren:,

This is v funny but proved a bunch of Breitbart posters right, which is bad

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007


Cross posting because lol

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
In my opinion, it's very funny, that Donald Jonah Trump is the president of the United States of America

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

mulvaney is a creepy little bastard (although he can speak)

WE GOT THAT MONEY
WE PROTECTED
NOBODY GETTIN IN HERE

get out while you caaaaan

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol @ Ivanka still trying to portray herself as anything other than yet another Trump grifter who doesn't give a gently caress about anything except money:

quote:

Trump’s book, which grew out of a branding slogan and accompanying marketing campaign for the first daughter’s eponymous company, was in the works well before her father became president. But this breezy “strawberry milkshake of inspirational quotes,” as Jennifer Senor describes it in a scathing review, provokes a hunt for greater meaning within its pages, in light of Trump’s supposedly outsize role in helping to rein in her notoriously and unabashedly misogynist father.

quote:

For the Trumps, though, branding is everything — even their “reality” show was not that, but a brand. Back when Trump first began promoting her “Women Who Work” campaign in 2015, she told Vogue, “obviously, it benefits the brand. It’s very much in line with our current positioning.” But now that she’s in the White House, it’s much harder to promote a brand that is so visibly at odds with the political reality.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.0fde9a5d0189

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


Really wanna know what directly involved looked like. Searching Twitter for "fake news park leeker BAD"?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Wishing our retard president luck in his search for renegade tweeters.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

alphabettitouretti posted:

Really wanna know what directly involved looked like. Searching Twitter for "fake news park leeker BAD"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Trump and his wacky band of morons give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
funny because i feel the exact opposite

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug

Outpost22 posted:

funny because i feel the exact opposite

aw, buck up lil camper. it's not often you get a front row seat to an empire eating itself alive

just sit back and embrace the apocalolpse

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Outpost22 posted:

funny because i feel the exact opposite

I'm scared for my kids. Like what the gently caress do I say about the leader of our country and world failing a 7th grade reading, history, and math test in one week? I guess "you can be smarter than the president" is all I got.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Costco is my Church.

The food court is my comunion.

My toilet is my penitence.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol gj firing her

quote:

(CNN)Former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates is prepared to testify before a Senate panel next week that she gave a forceful warning to the White House regarding then-National Security Advisor Michael Flynn nearly three weeks before he was fired, contradicting the administration's version of events, sources familiar with her account tell CNN.
In a private meeting January 26, Yates told White House Counsel Don McGahn that Flynn was lying when he denied in public and private that he had discussed US sanctions on Russia in conversations with Russian Ambassador to the US Sergei Kislyak. Flynn's misleading comments, Yates said, made him potentially vulnerable to being compromised by Russia, according to sources familiar with her version of events. She expressed "serious concerns" to McGahn, making it clear -- without making a recommendation -- that Flynn could be fired.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/02/politics/sally-yates-michael-flynn-testimony-contradict/

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Chinatown posted:

Costco is my Church.

The food court is my comunion.

My toilet is my penitence.

you missed your thread

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm scared for my kids. Like what the gently caress do I say about the leader of our country and world failing a 7th grade reading, history, and math test in one week? I guess "you can be smarter than the president" is all I got.

take this as an opportunity to teach them that success has nothing to do with personal merit or capability, and that it's quite possible that someday, just maybe, they might luck out into a position they are wholly unqualified for

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tumble posted:

here's another angle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRAH1E9gabY

the press pool are loving laughing at him lmfao

i like the lady who is like "Seaannnnnn" like he forgot to bring home a gallon of milk again

Sean come back!

He should leave and come back dressed in that Easter Bunny costume

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Too bad Will Arnett wasn't there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnr_9V0K48

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Lunchabully posted:

take this as an opportunity to teach them that success has nothing to do with personal merit or capability, and that it's quite possible that someday, just maybe, they might luck out into a position they are wholly unqualified for

Trump has taught us that yes, if you put your mind to it you can be anything you want to be. The new question is if you should ...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you missed your thread

lol

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Every week tops the last. It's amazing.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I'm also imagining the scene in the Simpson when Mr Burns is being shown how he is invulnerable to all illnesses as they can't all squeeze through the door , except the viruses are treasonous actions and the door is the White House

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

this just sets a precedent for him to not even bother showing up in the future

sigh

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

LITTLE MAN DOES LITTLE WORK!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Jane Goodall has some advice for Ivanka Trump
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/media/ivanka-trump-jane-goodall/index.html

When you get called out by a 90 yr old lady as a farce.

Girls Who Code founder to Ivanka Trump: Don't use my story
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/technology/girls-who-code-reshma-saujani-ivanka-trump/index.html

Ivbanka gonna code some Ruby on Rails

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I want people to just start blatantly heckling him now that we see he's as thin skinned as his boss

I want a group of reporters to sit in the back and just chant Sean... Seeeaaaannnn... while staring at him like at baseball games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFn8dWc1_g


e. lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV8OReMQDs8

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Chinatown posted:

Costco is my Church.

The food court is my comunion.

My toilet is my penitence.

The penitent man shall pass his stool

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
"seaaaan sean, come on, sean!"

the lady said as she helplessly watched her dog poo poo on the carpet.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

haljordan posted:

lol @ Ivanka still trying to portray herself as anything other than yet another Trump grifter who doesn't give a gently caress about anything except money:



https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.0fde9a5d0189

They reviewed her book in the NYTs

it was rough

they said the book is as vapid as her political action

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Madcosby posted:

they said the book is as vapid as her political action

:drat:

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Jane Goodall has some advice for Ivanka Trump
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/media/ivanka-trump-jane-goodall/index.html

When you get called out by a 90 yr old lady as a farce.

Girls Who Code founder to Ivanka Trump: Don't use my story
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/technology/girls-who-code-reshma-saujani-ivanka-trump/index.html

Ivbanka gonna code some Ruby on Rails

I'm sure she loved the photos of the Trump sons killing rare and exotic animals.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bag em and tag em posted:

"seaaaan sean, come on, sean!"

the lady said as she helplessly watched her dog poo poo on the carpet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NOYMzVC3s

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

How me a civil war happen?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtB1HQt6ak8

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I Was The Fury posted:

How me a civil war happen?

how is civil war formed

how is civil war formed

how country get panicked

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

bag em and tag em posted:

"seaaaan sean, come on, sean!"

the lady said as she helplessly watched her dog poo poo on the carpet.

This is what I was reminded of. Unfortunately, spicey didn't react like chad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFAsyYnTkIw

Cacafuego fucked around with this message at 01:25 on May 3, 2017

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