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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

0/5, no Landerig.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no years-old running memes, not interested. give me dry, dusty jokes. the prehistoric, dessicated poo poo

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

I was horrified the first time I saw a chip butty, but holy poo poo.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003




Still better than pre-plastic surgery Chelsea Clinton.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007


Is this not a photoshop? That is terrifying.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



RCarr posted:

Is this not a photoshop? That is terrifying.

It's some kind of fashion show so she has weird make up on.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Boinks posted:

It's some kind of fashion show so she has weird make up on.



nevermind the temp makeup what about that full-time face

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



I'm not going to get into a discussion or argument over sandwiches but....

Ice Cream between two waffles sounds awesome.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Whatever excuse I need to eat a Choco Taco, it's done.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Cute thread for good cattes is thataway, friendo.

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



What the gently caress is going on here? I moved past the while "oh right it's an illusion haha" then looked closer and it just got even more loving weird.

DeathbyMisadventure
Apr 2, 2007
Lipstick Apathy

NtotheTC posted:

What the gently caress is going on here? I moved past the while "oh right it's an illusion haha" then looked closer and it just got even more loving weird.

It's not an illusion, they really do appear to be in a video rental store, I had to look a few times myself.

[the guy is hiked up on the girls back, her arms under his knees, his arms around her neck, and the kid in the back is just there to confuse your brain because the guys white shirt seamlessly blends into the kids grey shirt, tricking you into thinking the kids legs are someone elses.. I think.]

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Yeah, the third set of legs in back are the kid's. Took me a minute to parse it out though.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chitin posted:

Yeah, the third set of legs in back are the kid's. Took me a minute to parse it out though.

They're all kids and I'm still loving confused on who owns the legs with the blue shorts...

They have to belong to the dude on her back but it looks like he is standing and wearing the slides and the legs belong to the kid in the back except the dude in the middle is in between the kid in the back's torso and legs. This image has me all kinds of hosed up. Gonna need an mspaint line drawing for this one.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hihohe posted:

Is it me or as the inbreeding kept on did their faces just start sloping off?

Pretty sure there's a leg missing in that tree where someone hatefucked a Persian cat


So what if you're like, more than one? Sometimes you gotta be a purist in the kitchen and an anarchist in the bedroom, y'know?

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Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

Ziv Zulander posted:

More reader friendly version




Are there any Level 6 Inbreds on record or does it start over again like Sr/Jr/III/IV?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Atticus Bongman posted:

Are there any Level 6 Inbreds on record or does it start over again like Sr/Jr/III/IV?

It's possible, but not in that family since Charles II was infertile.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
How much did learned people of that era know that inbreeding was the result of that kind of crap? Like, did they know that would happen if they just kept it up, or did they just shrug their shoulders and say "huh, guess God is trying our faith with this one?"

Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

RatHat posted:

It's possible, but not in that family since Charles II was infertile.

At the rate things were going that seems like a minor obstacle.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


science

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Does anyone have a link to the tumblr that just posts pictures of animals in the backgrounds of amateur porn ?

Ninja edit: I found http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/ (:nws:, obviously), but I'm pretty sure there was another one.
I also found http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/, which is mildly amusing.

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ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


hard counter posted:

iirc if you keep track of the inbreeding coefficients across generations charles 2 electric boogaloo is actually more inbred than a brother-sister child :stonklol:

If you go back seven generations, a typical person will have 128 distinct ancestors.

A child of brother-sister incest will have 64.

Charles II had seven.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Istari posted:

Does anyone have a link to the tumblr that just posts pictures of animals in the backgrounds of amateur porn ?

:nws: http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/ :nws:

Dead Jedi
Oct 25, 2010
Same goes for Cleopatra:

"Like many royal houses, members of the Ptolemaic dynasty often married within the family to preserve the purity of their bloodline. More than a dozen of Cleopatra’s ancestors tied the knot with cousins or siblings, and it’s likely that her own parents were brother and sister. In keeping with this custom, Cleopatra eventually married both of her adolescent brothers, each of whom served as her ceremonial spouse and co-regent at different times during her reign."

--http://www.history.com/news/10-little-known-facts-about-cleopatra

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

I'm sad that this seems to have stopped updating.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





MisterBibs posted:

How much did learned people of that era know that inbreeding was the result of that kind of crap? Like, did they know that would happen if they just kept it up, or did they just shrug their shoulders and say "huh, guess God is trying our faith with this one?"

the RCC actually had prohibitions against consanguineous marriages, originally blocking just ~~ first cousin marriages (4 degrees of relation) by a weird system that traced common ancestors by roots and stocks, which they later expanded to a 7 degree limit, i'm not savvy to all the details but scholars of the era knew inbreeding was vaguely bad even if some people argue that the harder 7 degree limit was just a cash grab instead of a public health thing

either way royal families hated that limit, marriages like uncle-niece pairings were sometimes used for keeping lands under one bloodline like you actually see happening in charles II's family tree, so they worked out a system where you could pay the church to sign off on a bad marriage - it def didn't work here since it made charles way too inbred and the hapsburg line in spain died with him








picture unrelated

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Yep, already found it, but thanks.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I didn't know United had a subway division.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


That woman getting her boob licked by that cat is way too calm. I have a cat who likes to lick me and I can't be shirtless around her because she would try to 'groom' my nipples.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I really loving wish NYC had subway doors that cut off people's legs/arms/whatever.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


weird Asian candy posted:

They're all kids and I'm still loving confused on who owns the legs with the blue shorts...

They have to belong to the dude on her back but it looks like he is standing and wearing the slides and the legs belong to the kid in the back except the dude in the middle is in between the kid in the back's torso and legs. This image has me all kinds of hosed up. Gonna need an mspaint line drawing for this one.

I don't know how helpful this is, but I tried.

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Tiggum posted:

I don't know how helpful this is, but I tried.



Oh thank god. I just couldn't see the grey shirt blending in to the white before this diagram, the shade really does make it look like it's in shadow.

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