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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
New page?

E: yesssssss
E2: sorry, last page was murdering me

CharlieWhiskey has a new favorite as of 14:30 on May 2, 2017

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


CharlieWhiskey posted:

E2: sorry, last page was murdering me

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




This is hilarious.

"Kill the flying demon!a!"

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/EflzagC.gifv

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
loving plovers are evil bastards.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Ghostlight posted:

Please post the gifv rather than the 75 meg gif, you oval office.

Or even better, don't post entire HD videos, just small, short clips. That way it doesn't matter what format the site you're uploading to converts it to.




duz has a new favorite as of 19:16 on May 2, 2017

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.




Where was this guy when we needed him?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Decrepus posted:

Where was this guy when we needed him?

That last part with the fake finger, I can't' understand. Oh this is the same thread. Sweet. Here's a gif.

UFOTacoMan has a new favorite as of 19:36 on May 2, 2017

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/CCUWQeJ.gifv
https://zippy.gfycat.com/UnfitBadKusimanse.webm
http://i.imgur.com/oPgQ6zH.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/92nJX6P.gifv
https://zippy.gfycat.com/PertinentWelldocumentedGhostshrimp.webm

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

DryGoods posted:

(space gifs)

I need to play more Kerbal Space Program.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I still can't get over how fake it looks.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

loving Christ that booster is way bigger than I assumed it was.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Just Offscreen posted:

loving Christ that booster is way bigger than I assumed it was.

For scale

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Just Offscreen posted:

loving Christ that booster is way bigger than I assumed it was.

A bit taller than the Statue of Liberty, I believe. (the bronze statue part)

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Gorilla Salad posted:

loving plovers are evil bastards.
Eh, that guy's kind of a baby. Now if it were geese or worse, swans, run the gently caress away.

duz posted:

Or even better, don't post entire HD videos, just small, short clips. That way it doesn't matter what format the site you're uploading to converts it to.



Seriema! As you can tell, they're a bit :downs: I volunteer at the local aviary and we have a pair. They do that to kill prey and they'll do it with the mice they're fed (already dead) in front of visitors. You can hear the shrieks from a ways away :v:

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

What was this before imgur ate it?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Kennel posted:

I still can't get over how fake it looks.

Yeah like the moon looks anything like that. Who are they trying to fool.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

hooah posted:

What was this before imgur ate it?

http://i.imgur.com/YfIITX9.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/2xY3WFr.gifv

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.
http://i.imgur.com/rmcfx41.gifv

Moacher has a new favorite as of 02:05 on May 3, 2017

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

So it was reposted? Alright, whatever.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I used to laugh at how stupid flash gordon was, landing his rocket. How silly it was. I was waaay off base.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

That last part with the fake finger, I can't' understand. Oh this is the same thread. Sweet. Here's a gif.

My theory is he quickly brings up his middle finger on the hand that's "taking" the pinky while deftly bringing his pinky out of sight

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009


I chuckled because I thought this was going to be another classic Cars n Coffee mustang crash.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/k49dsDO.gifv

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Can't wait to see Aphex Twin's new music video.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm the subtly placed "please god kill me now" head.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Welp, now we know where pedos get a replacement head for their sex dolls.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Nude posted:

I'm the subtly placed "please god kill me now" head.

I'm Subtle Trump.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

SubponticatePoster posted:

Eh, that guy's kind of a baby. Now if it were geese or worse, swans, run the gently caress away.

I'd take geese or swans over plovers any day.

Big fluffy bird running at me in a mostly empty threat display? No problem.


Mad bastard plover flying at me at head height with no warning and cutting open my scalp with its wing talons? No thank you.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Potrzebie posted:

I'm Subtle Trump.

There's no such thing.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Long Live The Hyperflesh.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'd take geese or swans over plovers any day.

Big fluffy bird running at me in a mostly empty threat display? No problem.


Mad bastard plover flying at me at head height with no warning and cutting open my scalp with its wing talons? No thank you.



Geese really aren't all that fluffy, they're big solid shits. Imagine your moms 10lb thanksgiving turkey clocking you in the head as it flies by. That, or it gets you with it's teeth. I can attest personally that their bites can be fairly painful.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Geese really aren't all that fluffy, they're big solid shits. Imagine your moms 10lb thanksgiving turkey clocking you in the head as it flies by. That, or it gets you with it's teeth. I can attest personally that their bites can be fairly painful.



Mu. Your kung-fu is weak.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Geese really aren't all that fluffy, they're big solid shits. Imagine your moms 10lb thanksgiving turkey clocking you in the head as it flies by. That, or it gets you with it's teeth. I can attest personally that their bites can be fairly painful.



If a goose or swan gets you with its wings the wrong way they can and will break bones.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dienes posted:

If a goose or swan gets you with its wings the wrong way they can and will break bones.

Its a bird dude, just stomp it out. You are bigger than it.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
nah dude swan attacks can be brutal as gently caress;
:nms: :nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h866E23mktw:nws::nms:

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
That dude is a wuss. He just didn't want to be the guy to murder a swan in public. I have no such compunctions. Humans are bigger, just slap them a little and their wings break its super easy.

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