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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Enough about that stupid family jfc. Feel bad for the kids in the newly declared famine areas in Africa or something I'm sure they're a hell of a lot worse off. I didn't know Dick Dorkins posted here.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Enough about that stupid family jfc. Feel bad for the kids in the newly declared famine areas in Africa or something I'm sure they're a hell of a lot worse off. Jeeze how could I ever care about two things at once! Thanks!
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:'Tron Guy' of Internet Fame whines about how a convention he attends doesn't have safe spaces for his political beliefs. the article's opening line posted:Penguicon is a combination science fiction and open source computing convention nooooooooope
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Enough about that stupid family jfc. Feel bad for the kids in the newly declared famine areas in Africa or something I'm sure they're a hell of a lot worse off. This post is hilarious schadenfreude. It sustains me. Fuzzy Mammal posted:newly declared famine areas in Africa ONLY NEW AREAS? Oh I see, let's just forget about the old declared ares right? Sad!
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Say Nothing posted:Enjoy some theatre schadenfreude. I must have more, I don't care if they are real or not I'm dying here. Reminded me of the apocryphal production of Anne Frank where the actress playing Anne (I heard it as Pia Zadora) is so bad that when the Nazis showed up the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!"
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Elohssa Gib posted:I must have more, I don't care if they are real or not I'm dying here. Reminded me of the apocryphal production of Anne Frank where the actress playing Anne (I heard it as Pia Zadora) is so bad that when the Nazis showed up the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!" High school drama club never had these wacky moments on actual show nights, which makes me feel like I missed out. I do know that during an older performance of Grease during the pantsing scene, the actor ended up having his pants and underwear pulled down, but I don't recall if that was rehearsal in front of an audience. There was one rehearsal close to opening night for Much Ado About Nothing where two of the actors decided to come out for their scene with me wearing very small, brightly colored shorts and tank tops and pretending that they were in the middle of a jog the entire time.
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You babies the point was enough about that stupid family. That's like 5 pages of discussion on them. No one gives a poo poo about how you feel emotional abuse is worse than physical abuse or whatever.
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Elohssa Gib posted:I must have more, I don't care if they are real or not I'm dying here. Reminded me of the apocryphal production of Anne Frank where the actress playing Anne (I heard it as Pia Zadora) is so bad that when the Nazis showed up the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!" There's actually some books called Great Operatic Disasters and Even Greater Operatic Disasters by Hugh Vickers which has hundreds of similar stories from professional opera companies   
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Say Nothing posted:Enjoy some theatre schadenfreude. That was beautiful.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:You babies the point was enough about that stupid family. That's like 5 pages of discussion on them. No one gives a poo poo about how you feel emotional abuse is worse than physical abuse or whatever. Oh my god shut up no one cares about your opinions.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:You babies the point was enough about that stupid family. That's like 5 pages of discussion on them. No one gives a poo poo about how you feel emotional abuse is worse than physical abuse or whatever. Seems a whole lot of people cared considering the conversation went on for that long!
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Elohssa Gib posted:I must have more, I don't care if they are real or not I'm dying here. Reminded me of the apocryphal production of Anne Frank where the actress playing Anne (I heard it as Pia Zadora) is so bad that when the Nazis showed up the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!" That's a joke from The Golden Girls. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vj1PlxGt3qU
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I was Seymour in my high school's production of Little Shop. There is a scene where Seymour starts getting frantic and Audrey has to slap him to get him to regain his composure. I always had trouble keeping the anxiety up while remembering my lines in this scene. On opening night, I got so worked up and couldn't remember so I rambled for a good minute longer than the scene was supposed to. My friend and cast mate playing Audrey noticed I was just rambling and proceeded to wind up her slap. Unfortunately I got scared because of loving up the line and forgot the slap was coming, so I flinched like a huge pussy, and ended up getting completely laid out by a miss aimed karate chop to my neck. The entire audience cringed, so I guess it was pretty convincing.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:You babies the point was enough about that stupid family. That's like 5 pages of discussion on them. No one gives a poo poo about how you feel emotional abuse is worse than physical abuse or whatever. https://i.imgur.com/l68GTVJ.gifv https://i.imgur.com/ZEd0O6c.gifv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ac7LzckbW0 https://i.imgur.com/V83YqYv.gifv
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Volcott posted:That was beautiful. Mods change my name to "Poison Boots", thanks.
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KingSlime posted:Haha he's replying to random commentators on the comments section, surely that won't come back to bite him in the rear end, no sir Well gently caress I guess I better stop drinking all the flouride so those communists cant sperm jack me. Also big goverment better give me disablity for my autism since I got every single vaccine ever.
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Elohssa Gib posted:I must have more, I don't care if they are real or not I'm dying here. Reminded me of the apocryphal production of Anne Frank where the actress playing Anne (I heard it as Pia Zadora) is so bad that when the Nazis showed up the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!" I was at a "Play In The Park" production of the Arthurian legends once, and for the scene where Arthur draws Excalibur from the stone, they had forgotten to replace Excalibur from the previous night, so it was just a big rock. They quickly improvised that it was a mystical, invisible sword that only the worth were able to see, and poor Arthur had to pretend to pull an invisible sword from the stone and wave it around until another cast member could get close enough to pass him the real prop.
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Say Nothing posted:Enjoy some theatre schadenfreude. Wanna see the production of Romeo & Juliet where she has a loving squib for the suicide. Sounds 
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Wanna see the production of Romeo & Juliet where she has a loving squib for the suicide. I remember reading about one where the woman playing Juliet forgot the prop dagger so she beat her head against the casket instead.
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The pumpkin is every political cause and the woman represents the average goon in D&D. Except she's less of a basement dweller I guess.
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RareAcumen posted:Yeah, but what did they do to deserve being hit by a soccer ball? Dude, that was Mike. He's a piece of poo poo.
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Say Nothing posted:Enjoy some theatre schadenfreude. These stories reminded me of this from last year: http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/78644337/Real-razor-used-wrapped-in-duct-tape-in-Sweeney-Todd-throat-slitting-accident
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Stoatbringer posted:I was at a "Play In The Park" production of the Arthurian legends once, and for the scene where Arthur draws Excalibur from the stone, they had forgotten to replace Excalibur from the previous night, so it was just a big rock. They quickly improvised that it was a mystical, invisible sword that only the worth were able to see, and poor Arthur had to pretend to pull an invisible sword from the stone and wave it around until another cast member could get close enough to pass him the real prop. Whole lotta people on the last couple pages mistaking this thread for the poo poo That Didn't Happen thread.
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Weatherman posted:Whole lotta people on the last couple pages mistaking this thread for the poo poo That Didn't Happen thread. One time I met someone who was friends with Weatherman irl
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We've had a spree of possibly fake poo poo in here lately, which I might not mind, but the pay off is sitcom-y as gently caress.
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You all live some boring boring lives if the majority of those stories don't seem really easy to believe. Someone improving for a scene because of a prop screw up isn't some Baby Einstein stood up and applauded poo poo. None of those stories were particularly wild (or interesting)
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Volcott posted:Nah. Its too late we all know your anime secret
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Saint Freak posted:Its too late we all know your anime secret That's not a secret, but it's not schadenfreude either.
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Edit; already posted If anyone didn't click the video she was convicted of felony fraud. Whoops!
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SpacePig posted:Jesus. Did he lose control as he was making the hit, or was he trying to run the other guy off the road? Either way, that's a hell of a thing. The rare self-PIT
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