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proof of concept posted:This is so appropriate for this administration The perfect metaphor
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proof of concept posted:This is so appropriate for this administration holy poo poo lol hope Spicy's paying attention, this is a great way to escape uncomfortable questions "Sean, would you care to comment on the President's latest--" *1812 Overture blares at full volume over the press gallery speakers*
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proof of concept posted:This is so appropriate for this administration either i am coming down from the most insane bender of all time or this reality is actually real. oh dear.
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Forgot that I meant to post this today: rush had some trump official (oh gently caress I just looked it up and it was Mike pence. I only caught a few mins of the middle and apparently every boring old white guy sounds the same to me) call in to his show today Rush is in this weird place right now where he's aware trump is a flaming pile of garbage; he can't embrace him entirely because inevitably some longrunning scandal, whatever it is, will be too much. But a huge % of his listeners are trump fanatics, so he walks this tightrope of being a skeptic, not sure if trump's plans will play out as expected but still trying to spin everything as brutal ownage vs the liberal elitists The part I caught was rush just laying into Pence and calling him on a bunch of poo poo, but then he backed off and let Pence defend all the points. But the whole time you can hear rush just huffing and puffing hard into his mic lol. At first I thought he was enraged at certain things Pence said and was containing the urge to just talk over him, but then I realized he was just out of breath from his brief tirade the interview continued on with a kind of fake animosity, "well you guys aren't going far enough with obamacare and giving those liberals what-for!" *gives Pence a wide berth to excuse and justify everything, let's the rebuttals go without comment* I might have loled a few times at that Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 06:04 on May 3, 2017 |
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May 3, 2017 06:01
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May 3, 2017 06:51
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The Republican plan to pay for their tax cuts on rich people includes a proposal to get rid of tax breaks on 401k investments. lol
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Skypie posted:The Republican plan to pay for their tax cuts on rich people includes a proposal to get rid of tax breaks on 401k investments. Bout time someone dealt with those elite 401k havers, in their damned ivory towers 
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Colbert taking it up several notches. "... in fact, your mouth is only good as Vladimir Putin’s cock-holster’" Don't watch in mixed company. There's two minutes of video here, and it's not as hard to watch as those awful parents pranking their kids; but it's still kind of uncomfortable (and amazing.) Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 07:33 on May 3, 2017 |
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May 3, 2017 07:31
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Dr. Faustus posted:Colbert taking it up several notches. I love that man.
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i changed my mind im actually 100000000000% glad trump won
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Dizz posted:i changed my mind im actually 100000000000% glad trump won Is there a #trumpregrets, but for people who voted against him?
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i've accidentally liked a tweet before while scrolling through my timeline gently caress knows why she reads her @mentions tho
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May 3, 2017 10:04
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Plavski posted:i've accidentally liked a tweet before while scrolling through my timeline it aint mentioning that account
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proof of concept posted:This is so appropriate for this administration quote:There has to be a better system than this... quote:... [audible groan]
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:it aint mentioning that account she's either vanity searching the #melania hashtag or @flotus mentions then hardly outside the realms of possibility that it's an unfortunate accident. incredibly lol-worthy, but if this is actually how melania is going to passive aggressively get back at her husband, it's just tragic
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May 3, 2017 10:18
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loving lol at the last 5 pages. Just goddamn lmao. I mean, this thread. During the day i'll just suddenly start smiling and let out a little chuckle because i remember something one of you guys posted in here, and if someone catches me doing it, and they ask me "What?" i have to say "Oh! nothing. I just thought of something funny" which is loving annoying, but i can't explain it to them. It's impossible. It's now gotten to the point where i have decided that when this happens in the future, I'll tell them that I saw a funny cat on youtube, or watched a stand-up show with [unintelligible]. I guess what i'm trying to say is: thank you, guys, for compiling the trump lols in here, because i'd only find a fraction of them on my own.
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May 3, 2017 10:22
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Plavski posted:she's either vanity searching the #melania hashtag or @flotus mentions then im going to assume she didn't know people could see her likes, because that's the best option for my own enjoyment
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May 3, 2017 10:25
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KrolleBolle posted:loving lol at the last 5 pages. Just goddamn lmao. When they ask "what" you should just say "donald trump is president" and if they laugh you will know a true friend
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This is my favorite SA thread ever, I can't remember a time where I was so excited to wake up and see new posts 
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Constipated posted:This is my favorite SA thread ever, I can't remember a time where I was so excited to wake up and see new posts this thread will be goldmined in 4 years. it should be published as the sequel to A Confederacy of Dunces - when Ignatius J. Reilly got elected President
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Burt Sexual posted:I guess "you can be smarter than the president" is all I got. If your children aren't already smarter than the president you need to demand a refund from your obstetrician.
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Constipated posted:This is my favorite SA thread ever, I can't remember a time where I was so excited to wake up and see new posts Yeah it's very good, but how does it compare to "The Others", aka Reddit and 4Chan equivalents?
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah it's very good, but how does it compare to "The Others", aka Reddit and 4Chan equivalents? if there's one things goons know it's that we're inherently superior to everyone else on the internet. hence, our thread is also superior and we do not need to investigate any further. in fact, i'm questioning why you're even asking...
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i feel like this is 9/11 all over again, and i'm reading about the destruction of something incredible in real time with like minded people - only this time, it's loving hilarious instead of godawful and tragic well, actually, more like a combination of all three of those - but at least it's funny!
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Away all Goats posted:When they ask "what" you should just say "donald trump is president" and if they laugh you will know a true friend You know what? I'm going to do this. Because you are right. Constipated posted:This is my favorite SA thread ever, I can't remember a time where I was so excited to wake up and see new posts
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proof of concept posted:This is so appropriate for this administration Lmao This sums up this whole administration
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sugar free jazz posted:But no one died in that crossing, historians said, or in any other notable Civil War engagement on the spot. goldmine this loving thread
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Your Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, ladies & gentlemen:quote:As he toured facilities for the poor in Ohio last week, Mr. Carson, the neurosurgeon-turned-housing secretary, joked that a relatively well-appointed apartment complex for veterans lacked “only pool tables.” He inquired at one stop whether animals were allowed. At yet another, he nodded, plainly happy, as officials explained how they had stacked dozens of bunk beds inside a homeless shelter and purposefully did not provide televisions. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/03/...v=top-news&_r=0
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May 3, 2017 12:48
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quote:Compassion, Mr. Carson explained in an interview, means not giving people “a comfortable setting that would make somebody want to say: ‘I’ll just stay here. They will take care of me.’” I bet this is how doctors justify throwing sick people out of hospital beds
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It is as jesus has said: "For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’ But don't make it too comfortable, for else they will just want to stay there."
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:I bet this is how doctors justify throwing sick people out of hospital beds look, if they're allowed to stay there any longer they'll start to like it and will bring in their furniture and their pets and before you know it we have a shanty town in the O.R. kick them to the loving curb
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May 3, 2017 13:03
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Jukebox Hero posted:I hope one of them says the n word today the war of uppity northern aggression
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Son of Rodney posted:It is as jesus has said: amen
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requesting the human being dog/trump animorphs cover please, I want to spread the lols
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Jukebox Hero posted:I hope one of them says the n word today I don't Cause you know trumps base will defend them And the lols will turn into sad faces Lol
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