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why don't the ladies want a man who would make a youtube video asking why ladies don't want him!?
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I'm actually surprised it's taken goons to post Nick in this thread, considering goons in the fb groups are obsessed with him. His instagram(@hardrocknick) is basically all him posting porn stars be wants to gently caress(which he describes in detail) and posting mediocre take out that he claims his personal chef made for him. I was going to just post screenshots but the imgur app doesn't give you code anymore  , so here is a small album, mildly nsfw for semi clothed booty: https://imgur.com/a/ig3r6 He used to aggressive go after goon chicks that followed him, wish I still had the screenshots for that. MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I'm fairly sure he's darkened his eyebrows and possibly lined his top lash line with cosmetics, too. Possibly applied the same eye brow goop to his facial hair. He definitely does, along with his beard... Thing. There are some pictures where he hasn't and his beard is totally grey. Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 15:34 on May 3, 2017 |
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I deleted the full stop from your broken link for you  e: also holy gently caress what a oval office. does he really need to ask the internet why girls don't want to gently caress him? Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 14:59 on May 3, 2017 |
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May 3, 2017 14:55
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May 3, 2017 15:14
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Lol at needing a personal chef to marinate some chicken and fry it in a pan.
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May 3, 2017 15:19
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His personal chef brings back the unsold sausage and egg mcmuffins from his day job.
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May 3, 2017 15:22
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There is obviously yolk in that "egg white" McMuffin.
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May 3, 2017 15:28
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I think that's gross bright yellow American cheese. You know, the stuff rich people eat.
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May 3, 2017 15:28
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I like the #metrosexual and #prettyboyswag on his pic of lovely muffins.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › AUG Thread:#prettyboyswag
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I like how he claims it makes his dick bigger.
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Mad Hamish posted:I like how he claims it makes his dick bigger. Well, he's a dick and it's making him bigger.
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May 3, 2017 15:53
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Slugnoid posted:His personal chef brings back the unsold sausage and egg mcmuffins from his day job.  It's totally my personal chef making this delicious, high quality, ALL-NATURAL cuizine for me.  He's even making a CHOPPED ITALIAN SALAD to go with the meal #prettyboyswag#metrosexual#richgang#pleaseloveme#foodporn#forkyeah#workout
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He's the Romeo Rose of this Internet cycle. God bless him and his MC Escher facial hair.
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May 3, 2017 16:01
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He seems like a masculine counterpart to the stereotypical pinky out flamboyant gay
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Jestery posted:He seems like a masculine counterpart to the stereotypical pinky out flamboyant gay I think the sculpted eyebrows confirm that.
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robotsinmyhead posted:He's the Romeo Rose of this Internet cycle. God bless him and his MC Escher facial hair. Yeah I can see what makes you say that. God I haven't thought of RR for ages. Crazy mofo actually signed up on SA to post in his own mock thread.
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Is this guys personal chef some rando who convinced him he was? Or an actual chef who found out he likes McDonald muffins and tells him he chefed them up? Or lying about having a personal chef.
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May 3, 2017 16:30
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Psychobabble! posted:I'm actually surprised it's taken goons to post Nick in this thread, considering goons in the fb groups are obsessed with him. His instagram(@hardrocknick) is basically all him posting porn stars be wants to gently caress(which he describes in detail) and posting mediocre take out that he claims his personal chef made for him. I was going to just post screenshots but the imgur app doesn't give you code anymore What the hell? Other people know about him? He was just a random co-worker.
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Sagebrush posted:he doesn't have a personal chef The idea of somebody tricking him into thinking they're his personal chef and then just buying him McDonald's and overcharging him for it is funnier, though.
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Nostradingus posted:The idea of somebody tricking him into thinking they're his personal chef and then just buying him McDonald's and overcharging him for it is funnier, though. Yeah, buying 25 McDonald's at the start of the week and putting them in tupperware is too good. I mean if I was a personal chef and a techmoney millenial that knows nothing about food and likes mcdonalds taste hired me. I might make no effort and storebought marinate some chicken buy some mcdonalds and premade salad and get Fuckin paid.
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May 3, 2017 17:14
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That's actually not a bad cosplay.
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May 3, 2017 17:27
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Who What Now posted:That's actually not a bad cosplay. It's not great 
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May 3, 2017 17:35
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I mean, sure, it's not made of magical hair in the form of skintight leather, but you have to be realistic about the budget and materials cosplayers have available.
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May 3, 2017 17:47
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Bombadilillo posted:techmoney millenial What tech did his money come from? I gotta know.
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Subjunctive posted:What tech did his money come from? I gotta know. He doesn't have any fuckin' money and he doesn't have a personal chef. It's artifice designed to fool himself into believing that he's successful.
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May 3, 2017 22:56
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He looks like if Jackson Galaxy wasn't actually good at anything
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my personal favourite
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May 3, 2017 23:09
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Crustashio posted:my personal favourite 3 large pizzas for yourself on a Friday.
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Slugnoid posted:His personal chef brings back the unsold sausage and egg mcmuffins from his day job. This is the one that gets me. Fair enough, you are insecure in your masculinity, so you grow a stupidly elaborate weird-arse beard thing that probably seemed cool and badass when you were 14. Also, sure you get rejected by women due to your aggressive dude-bro personality and so you whinge about it on the internet and get bitter. poo poo like that happens all the time. But how insecure do you have to be, how desperate for internet strangers to think you are cool and tough and rich and awesome do you need to be to post a photo of a sausage and egg McMuffin and claim that it is one of 25 protein rich, dick enlarging breakfast sandwiches made by a personal chef? How does this fuckwit respond to people calling him out? I would imagine by calling them a 'cuck' or a bitch, and then blocking them.
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May 3, 2017 23:14
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Mad Hamish posted:I like how he claims it makes his dick bigger. Not bigger, just thicker. It looks like a cheese wheel.
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May 3, 2017 23:23
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He saw Wild, Wild West and thought, "Yes, that is a good look. I will be just like him." And then he failed.
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May 3, 2017 23:26
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mds2 posted:3 large pizzas for yourself on a Friday. 
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https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/859749299986604032
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how poo poo does your life have to be to get jealous of the imaginary man who gets to sleep with your imaginary daughter in 20 years.
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