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Nazzadan posted:I was like 100 pages behind and skipped to the current page, if I skipped any good stories let me know This wouldn't even be a question if it were a man but suddenly it's okay since when he imagines it, it's kind of hot? What an idiot.
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He's not ok with it though. He's just stupid for thinking he should be OK with it.
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May 3, 2017 17:02
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Ross wasnt 37
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May 3, 2017 17:04
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he didn't get to give her the go ahead
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May 3, 2017 17:29
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whats awesome about that is that if he makes the self-respecting and dignified choice, all his friends and most of the world will poo poo on him forever
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May 3, 2017 17:57
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:why, given what is shown in the OP, are you expecting dude's life plan to be any more involved than no sex --> marry first girl who'll talk to him --> the Rapture How is that a goddamn prank? How is kicking someone in the face a prank?! Me giving my nephew some of that trick gum that taste like soap (the joke was on us, he didn't even realize it was gag gum until we told him) is a prank, no harm done. Kicking someone in the face is not a prank
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May 3, 2017 18:09
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How is that a goddamn prank? How is kicking someone in the face a prank?! Me giving my nephew some of that trick gum that taste like soap (the joke was on us, he didn't even realize it was gag gum until we told him) is a prank, no harm done. Kicking someone in the face is not a prank i guess the prank is that he wasnt trying to actually kick him? though i struggle to see how "ha ha, you thought i was going to seriously injure you, but i didnt" is a joke/prank in any meaningful way
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May 3, 2017 18:10
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the prank is the OP convinces her family to let their loved ones around her then sics her feral teenager on them and leaves them with the hospital bills
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May 3, 2017 18:14
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The prank is making you believe youll always have your teeth.
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May 3, 2017 18:13
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Prank is generally code for some garbage poo poo a garbage person did under the auspices of being "funny" nowadays, such as pouring ink on your floor and screaming at your child for it or going to a primarily black neighborhood and calling random people friend of the family
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Blue Train posted:Prank is generally code for some garbage poo poo a garbage person did under the auspices of being "funny" nowadays, such as pouring ink on your floor and screaming at your child for it or going to a primarily black neighborhood and calling random people friend of the family Bruce Willis did nothing wrong
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May 3, 2017 18:19
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when u think about it, brucie was really the prankee, in that scenario
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May 3, 2017 18:27
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What did bruce do this time? I [38M] no longer have the temperament to deal with my wife's [37F] conspiracy theorist family. Relationships quote:submitted 11 months ago by hanodorc
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How is that a goddamn prank? How is kicking someone in the face a prank?! Me giving my nephew some of that trick gum that taste like soap (the joke was on us, he didn't even realize it was gag gum until we told him) is a prank, no harm done. Kicking someone in the face is not a prank Better question, what the hell is a "superkick"?
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May 3, 2017 18:34
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:when u think about it, brucie was really the prankee, in that scenario  Bubblyblubber posted:What did bruce do this time? He should smoke some weed before going over there, problem solved
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May 3, 2017 18:35
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Barudak posted:Mooching is incredible, and its why you have to try and marry rich. You of all people should know that running an upper middle class or upper-class household is a full-time job if done properly. Now, for the people that the stories describe, no, I don't really see it.
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Who What Now posted:Better question, what the hell is a "superkick"? A Superkick is the name used when referring to a high side thrust kick attack in wrestling, which sees the wrestler use the sole of the foot to strike an opponent's head or chin, usually preceded by a sidestep, often referred to as a Crescent Kick, or just a Side kick.
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May 3, 2017 18:36
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Pick posted:You of all people should know that running an upper middle class or upper-class household is a full-time job if done properly. Now, for the people that the stories describe, no, I don't really see it. It's also a really great value when you consider the free sex that comes with employing a full-time wife.
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May 3, 2017 18:39
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28F will work and gently caress for shelter and access to bank account
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May 3, 2017 18:41
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Who What Now posted:Better question, what the hell is a "superkick"? Its when you press ~ while playing Duke Nukem 3d, but you have to enable it from the options menu first.
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May 3, 2017 18:43
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Children are the best job security and you get to bang the boss!
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May 3, 2017 18:42
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A full-time wife manages the half of your professional life that doesn't actually take place in the workplace. Hell, think about that 40-year-old man who got kicked out by his wife for sleeping with the 20-year-old. The 20-year-old thought that he was a competent and decent human being, and ostensibly so did the rest of the company, but I promise that that was because his wife was taking care of everything that happened outside the workplace and made her husband look like a confident man who is not a total idiot manchild moron. Without her, he is a turbo goon.
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May 3, 2017 18:41
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Is alimony like an unemployment check
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Pick posted:A full-time wife manages the half of your professional life that doesn't actually take place in the workplace. Hell, think about that 40-year-old man who got kicked out by his wife for sleeping with the 20-year-old. The 20-year-old thought that he was a competent and decent human being, and ostensibly so did the rest of the company, but I promise that that was because his wife was taking care of everything that happened outside the workplace and made her husband look like a confident man who is not a total idiot manchild moron. Without her, he is a turbo goon. 100% accurate. If you are looking to hire a wife and you dont trust her with your finances you need to look at some more applicants.
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Blue Train posted:A Superkick is the name used when referring to a high side thrust kick attack in wrestling, which sees the wrestler use the sole of the foot to strike an opponent's head or chin, usually preceded by a sidestep, often referred to as a Crescent Kick, or just a Side kick. Poppa is really goddamn proud of his kid kicking the nephew's teeth in and makes no secret of it.
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Who What Now posted:Better question, what the hell is a "superkick"? 
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Elsa posted:Is alimony like an unemployment check Its better, because its government jabbing someone you hate in the ribs every month on your behalf.
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Pick posted:A full-time wife manages the half of your professional life that doesn't actually take place in the workplace. Hell, think about that 40-year-old man who got kicked out by his wife for sleeping with the 20-year-old. The 20-year-old thought that he was a competent and decent human being, and ostensibly so did the rest of the company, but I promise that that was because his wife was taking care of everything that happened outside the workplace and made her husband look like a confident man who is not a total idiot manchild moron. Without her, he is a turbo goon. Your analogy-of-the-day is stronger today than it has been recently.
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Hey internet should I ruin my future with my significant other because of a retarded non issue half a decade ago? I'm leaning towards... yes...? My boyfriend (26M) just proposed, but I (25F) was unfaithful to him at the start of our relationship (6Y) and I feel the need to confess Infidelity quote:568 points 161 comments submitted 1 year ago by onefiftyfive109 to r/relationships Ok, this girl is either a moron or she hosed the sadbrains ex and is lying to reddit. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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Oh also I'm going to see puppies Friday through Sunday so expect lots of fuzzy baby pictures
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Ouhei posted:I'm not. I'm just pointing out that this woman having access to his bank bank account/money is the logical conclusion for their relationship and has been obvious from the get go. That he would be okay with it after they're married but not while they're engaged and planning their wedding is a hilariously weird line to draw. Him equating it out to sex is also hilarious because assuming he really buys into the no sex before marriage thing, it's not comparable at all. If you read his comments it's kinda clear that he finds it fishy that he's the first dude she's been able to resist temptation of, he wants to trust the born again thing but he's obviously getting a bad vibe from her when she goes off and bangs her ex before rubbing it in his face. He also sorta alludes to the idea that yeah if she was willing he'd probably be okay breaking the rules. The money thing is a separate issue that's he's tied to the sex because in his mind he see's both as a sign of their full commitment to each other which will happen after they get married. There is obviously some logic towards the idea that merged finances will make it easier for her to wedding plan (but there's also a bunch of other easy solutions such as making a joint account for the wedding rather than just giving her unilateral access to his life's savings and income), but he's more looking at the symbolism of the gesture. To him it comes across like the most important part of their relationship to her is access to money. also I think most financial advisers will tell you not to merge accounts with someone you're not married to cause there are less financial protections. There are procedures for untangling your finances during a divorce, if you're not married and one person wants to they can just straight up take the money and move away.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Hey internet should I ruin my future with my significant other because of a retarded non issue half a decade ago? I'm leaning towards... yes...? There is no reason to tell him even assuming she did gently caress him, but making out for 30 seconds wtf
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im genuinely surprised she remembers that event that way. Like with just a litttle effort each day she could easily make herself blur the timelines such as she met her husband the next morning and it would be true. Marriage requires work, and sometimes that work involves not remembering things that didnt happen.
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Barudak posted:100% accurate. If you are looking to hire a wife and you dont trust her with your finances you need to look at some more applicants. Absolutely, and in part because any one that you should actually want is going to need to buy quite a few things on your behalf, and having to do weird receipts and reimbursements and accounting shenanigans is not only a hassle but leaves an unnecessary paper trail. And think about it, men. Wouldn't it be nice if you always looked super well-dressed and awesome? Perfectly tailored suits, exactly the right haircut for your face shape? Don't you think that people would treat you better if you were always dressed as handsomely as possible? Yeah, there is a very good chance that a wife is figuring that stuff out and buying it. That is one example of one of the many benefits of a wife who treats that position with the professional care it deserves.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Hey internet should I ruin my future with my significant other because of a retarded non issue half a decade ago? I'm leaning towards... yes...? [–]AllenP89 1827 points 1 year ago Allen here. Made an account and looked this up on break like you asked. Babe, this is a non issue... I've known about this pretty much since it happened, tbh. You came to class acting weird and then Don actually emailed me himself to talk about how pissed he was you'd stopped talking to him and I kinda pieced it together. Don't stress. I was a bit freaked out back then but I was proud that you immediately cut off contect. I'm kinda glad you didn't tell me though, because that was a conversation 19-year-old me was too awkward to handle haha. Looking forward to making you a Peterson in eight months.  Love you.Also, your description of how I proposed makes me sound really lame XD permalinkembedsavegive gold
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Barudak posted:Its better, because its government jabbing someone you hate in the ribs every month on your behalf. I really feel like there's a better life to be had when both parents work. You can hire a molly maid, a nanny, a gardener, a poolboy, and then there are the occasionals like plumber and cable guy.
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In every one of these "he/she doesnt want to work or hold a job" the followup in my head is "how many skin moisturizers and cleansers have they looked up, bought, then nagged you to apply everynight so youre the best smelling and cleanest looking member of your team?" If its 0 they need to go immediately.
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ArbitraryC posted:That seems like the weirdest part of the story to focus on. I think waiting for marriage is dumb, but even in the context of it being dumb a do-over is obviously extra dumb and so he is incredibly rightfully viewing it as weird that she's gonnna coincidentally choose this one time in her life to forgo sex but still can't wait to get access to his bank account. You can mess up and not want to do so again, esp. with a brother in the faith. She's trying to keep him from sin as much as she's trying to do that for herself. She's failed, as Jeezy Creezy said if you've thought about it (usually read as dwelled upon and seriously considered it)as this guy has already done, you've essentially already done it, so no dice on helping her Christ-bro out. Just wanted to kick in some American Christian perspective to help explain her actions there. E: ha poo poo. Started typing this when my phone died and only finished a long while later. Apparently she's loving an ex? Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 19:03 on May 3, 2017 |
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Barudak posted:In every one of these "he/she doesnt want to work or hold a job" the followup in my head is "how many skin moisturizers and cleansers have they looked up, bought, then nagged you to apply everynight so youre the best smelling and cleanest looking member of your team?" If its 0 they need to go immediately. This but unironically.
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Pick posted:This but unironically. My post was so low in irony its anemic.
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