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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

if the answer were yes they would just say it

"is the queen a trillionaire?"
"did donald trump just ban ramadan?"
"have scientists just discovered warp drive?"

etc

doesn't apply to reviews/dumb "features"/etc because they need you to read the article for ad impressions. they don't get that from "yes ipads survive drop tests"

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



don't post my job interviews

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

don't post my job interviews

more like - during the interview pretended to be a big dog, got hired, and first day on the job:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Roosevelt posted:

more like - during the interview pretended to be a big dog, got hired, and first day on the job:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


This guy writes pretty good reviews.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Video Nasty posted:

What the gently caress makes that a Chicago-style pizza? Because it's round?



https://i.imgur.com/gOCAQZV.gifv

https://twitter.com/davedittell/status/675806988572319744

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I use Manhattan style.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


:kiss:



https://i.imgur.com/ugWm98L.mp4

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

echinopsis posted:

coz i know i enjoy the feeling of being horny and sex etc

plus yes not great for relationship relations


i mean i get what ya say. the example i give people is if i got asked if i wanted to play lawn bowls - just zero percent interested at all. but you'd think, if you weren't interested why would you care?

it's because i know some FACTS : sex is cool and i love 2 bone: my personality is centred around it

we get it, you're a sexhaver.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
did u hear that he's in an open relationship!?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



YOU DIED

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Phone posted:

did u hear that he's in an open relationship!?
:monocle:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich


BARONS METAL MICROBREW

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



a toot le morte

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



holy poo poo AT&T came out same day as the report and removed a line that was to my building but not to my residence that was pressed up against the a tree and would make the wall groan and growl

they loving made my life better. they moved the line. now my kitchen isn't the resonance chamber of a 40 ft telephone line turned into bass amp.


Every 3 months I had to take the ladder out and go vaseline the tree so my wall wouldnt growl. Now, no more!

theodop
Dec 30, 2005

rock solid, heart touching

badass

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

that's hot

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

KoRMaK posted:

Every 3 months I had to take the ladder out and go vaseline the tree so my wall wouldnt growl. Now, no more!

do you live in twin peaks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darkpenguin posted:

we get it, you're a sexhaver.

it's the only thing i have in this world

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



echinopsis posted:

it's the only thing i have in this world

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

sea turtles are rad as gently caress and are basically just chill underwater cows who love eating jellyfish

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Yodzilla posted:

sea turtles are rad as gently caress and are basically just chill underwater cows who love eating jellyfish

they're the best

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Improbable Lobster posted:

they're the best

:agreed:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

wayfinder posted:

my local supermarket had mangosteen the other day and i could not pass up that opportunity but it turned out they were all moldy inside and so i still dont know what they taste like

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Its so hot in here

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

KoRMaK posted:

Every 3 months I had to take the ladder out and go vaseline the tree so my wall wouldnt growl. Now, no more!

what the gently caress

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Moist von Lipwig posted:

what the gently caress

youve never covered a tree in vaseline??

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the kid summoning Evel Knievel with an upside-down bucket, but I'm also the fat Mexican with a tactical flying-saucer-on-a-pole attachment on his gun.

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

echinopsis posted:

it's the only thing i have in this world

that's sad dawg. I ain't got much, but I have a dog and a gun and a job and poo poo.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

akadajet posted:

This guy writes pretty good reviews.


from https://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477







echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darkpenguin posted:

that's sad dawg. I ain't got much, but I have a dog and a gun and a job and poo poo.

mate, i've a big plan to maybe have sex tomorrow night. that's friday big dawg

e: if it plays out how i hope, i'll let the e/n thread know because it's not particularly computer related

echinopsis fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 4, 2017

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

KoRMaK posted:

holy poo poo AT&T came out same day as the report and removed a line that was to my building but not to my residence that was pressed up against the a tree and would make the wall groan and growl

they loving made my life better. they moved the line. now my kitchen isn't the resonance chamber of a 40 ft telephone line turned into bass amp.


Every 3 months I had to take the ladder out and go vaseline the tree so my wall wouldnt growl. Now, no more!

how did you get hold of this will laren first draft?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


i know timb sucks but this is getting ridiculous

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Kenny Logins posted:

oh, urbandictionary
:kiss:
many shuvs and zuuls knew what it was to be satchmoed by a slore that day, i can tell you!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




and the browns are winning? it must be a fantasy world. it must be :tinfoil:

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Reasonable Man
Sep 11, 2001

smithereens got 'em scaling heights

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