|
We Know Catheters posted:What the hell? Other people know about him? He was just a random co-worker. Dude has definitely come up before in a thread like this. He is just as AUG as I remember. lol'ing hard at bragging about Stella the garbage imported booze that people with no taste drink. It's Fosters but from Europe rather than Australia.
|
#
?
May 3, 2017 23:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 18:29 |
|
|
Friendzoned by your own daughter after 18 years of being the ultimate niceguy to her, 
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2017 23:59
|
|
|
Slugnoid posted:how poo poo does your life have to be to get jealous of the imaginary man who gets to sleep with your imaginary daughter in 20 years. American media has a really weird thing where it basically makes male dad characters' (ex-)wives and daughters into the same entity. And then that gets overlaid with the tendency to sexualise the gently caress out of every female character in media. It leads to this weird state where American men believe that they're entitled to their daughters in some weird quasi-incestuous ownership thing that just gets weirder and more worrying the more you think about it.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:02
|
|
|
Bogan King posted:lol'ing hard at bragging about Stella the garbage imported booze that people with no taste drink. It's Fosters but from Europe rather than Australia. It's the cider, peasant.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:11
|
|
|
Slugnoid posted:how poo poo does your life have to be to get jealous of the imaginary man who gets to sleep with your imaginary daughter in 20 years. All the dads that take their daughters to those creeper purity balls read that article and poo poo their pants in fear. "Won't someone think of my daughters sweet holes?!"
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:17
|
|
|
It's Fosters Cider but from Europe rather than Australia. Happy now.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:20
|
|
|
Crustashio posted:my personal favourite Haha, loving Stella? Yeah wifebeater is so classy....
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:34
|
|
|
gently caress yeah little caesars and red box let's blaze one and watch fantastic beasts
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:52
|
|
|
Subjunctive posted:It's the cider, peasant. "cidre", please. it's pronounced "seed-ray". BlankIsBeautiful has a new favorite as of 00:58 on May 4, 2017 |
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 00:56
|
|
|
purple death ray posted:gently caress yeah little caesars and red box let's blaze one and watch fantastic beasts U single, bebbe? That shitstain thinks that spending 20% more on a meal makes him some sort of god. I'll take Wonderbread pizza for the rest of my life if it means never being in the same city as that greasy date-rapist.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 01:13
|
|
|
SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Ugh. Years ago I saw a similar chart about the viewership for some cutesy magical girl series. It was all young girls, then men in the same age range as the image. I think the same thing happened with Lazytown years ago (because my friend had a three year old at the time and thankfully was 1.0 Internet-savvy to not let her kid go online unsupervised). I don't think you can see it on any video anymore, like you used to. But it was pretty baaaaaad.  
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 01:44
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 02:21
|
|
|
Pretty sure I saw this exact mugshot with a headline saying he ate something like 20 burgers and 5 gallons of Coke.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 02:29
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:Pretty sure I saw this exact mugshot with a headline saying he ate something like 20 burgers and 5 gallons of Coke. He's a recidivist, then?
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 02:33
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:Pretty sure I saw this exact mugshot with a headline saying he ate something like 20 burgers and 5 gallons of Coke. I saw it with "Man trades baby for 15 Big Macs"
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 02:42
|
|
|
How is that a cheat, exactly?
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 03:06
|
|
|
You know how many carbs are in 25 gallons of oil, versus carbs in your wholemeal pita wrap? 
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 03:11
|
|
|
Hedrigall posted:You know how many carbs are in 25 gallons of oil, versus carbs in your wholemeal pita wrap? Zero carbs in vegetable oil
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 03:17
|
|
|
I cant picture how a guy that size properly breaks into a store. Unless he bursts through the wall like kool aid man.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 03:43
|
|
|
Twenty-five gallons of used fryer oil sounds less like cheating on a diet and more like an elaborate, meticulously planned, almost Red Wedding-like total betrayal of a diet
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 03:46
|
|
|
Psychobabble! posted:I'm actually surprised it's taken goons to post Nick in this thread, considering goons in the fb groups are obsessed with him. His instagram(@hardrocknick) is basically all him posting porn stars be wants to gently caress(which he describes in detail) and posting mediocre take out that he claims his personal chef made for him. I was going to just post screenshots but the imgur app doesn't give you code anymore oh poo poo, BDN is being posted here. but yeah goonbook is crazy obsessed with this guy and maybe for good reason, because he would do #trashbagmillionaire (or something) and then post like how rich he is for buying grocery store sushi, tide washing detergent or standing in the middle of an unpainted room going "my new house is great for loving porn stars in". e.g. https://www.instagram.com/p/BJT05oPj8t4/ The Saddest Rhino has a new favorite as of 04:15 on May 4, 2017 |
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:12
|
|
, so here is a small album, mildly nsfw for semi clothed booty:
|
what the gently caress? wouldn't you just die from drinking that much of anything in a short period of time?
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:16
|
|
|
Indecisive posted:what the gently caress? wouldn't you just die from drinking that much of anything in a short period of time? Yes. This is hint 1 that it's fake. Picture is still AUG, though.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:17
|
|
|
Indecisive posted:what the gently caress? wouldn't you just die from drinking that much of anything in a short period of time? Human stomach capacity is about 1 gallon.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:40
|
|
|
Hedrigall posted:Human stomach capacity is about 1 gallon. That sounds like a challenge.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:43
|
|
|
Bogan King posted:That sounds like a challenge. It's oil. It'd probably be coming out the other end before you could finish.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 04:58
|
|
|
Measly Twerp posted:It's oil. It'd probably be coming out the other end before you could finish. 
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 05:07
|
|
|
I thought that was the guy who traded a baby for a bunch of Big Macs or Whoppers or Wendys or something. Edit: Not Willie. SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 05:32 on May 4, 2017 |
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 05:30
|
|
|
Slugnoid posted:I cant picture how a guy that size properly breaks into a store. Unless he bursts through the wall like kool aid man. His body can morph to form any shape, like a gellatin he squeezes through the keyhole. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 05:54
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:I thought that was the guy who traded a baby for a bunch of Big Macs or Whoppers or Wendys or something. This seems to be where the mugshot originally came from: Queensbury man arrested after selling pills to undercover officer
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 06:00
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 06:02
|
|
|
I think we've all been in this situation at one point or another
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 06:07
|
|
|
Yeah, we've all had our own noodle incident.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 06:13
|
|
|
Somfin posted:American media has a really weird thing where it basically makes male dad characters' (ex-)wives and daughters into the same entity. And then that gets overlaid with the tendency to sexualise the gently caress out of every female character in media. It leads to this weird state where American men believe that they're entitled to their daughters in some weird quasi-incestuous ownership thing that just gets weirder and more worrying the more you think about it. you heard it here. all american dads want to go on a father-daughter trip to bone town.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 06:47
|
|
|
This was my favorite Beck album cover.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 07:08
|
|
|
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 07:12
|
|
|
Cumslut1895 posted:you heard it here. all american dads want to go on a father-daughter trip to bone town. i mean, the president for sure
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 07:23
|
|
|
Hjalmar posted:i mean, the president for sure I said Americans, not russians
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 07:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 09:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 18:29 |
|
|
drat, good work Bloody Hedgehog. But now I'm imagining it with a Brazzers logo, maybe the noodles color corrected to white.
|
|
#
?
May 4, 2017 09:48
|
|