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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

Jerrrry.......I just don't know sometiiiiimes

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
She spent the night again with [obama] a few days later and rated him highly in bed – even writing a poem to him saying: 'B. That's for you. F's for all the loving that we do.'

not a good poem

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

remember trump's #1 hobby is trying and failing to court the elite

he is forever haunted by the fact that nobody actually likes him

except hannity

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

"Got some bad Hombres in North Korea, you gotta take them out big league. Then you'll get a beautiful deal." x 1000

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

loving :same:

it's like in school where your mom made you be nice to the weird kid and now he thinks you're best friends

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

Jesus it's "dollar dollar Flynn y'all" all over again.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

navyjack posted:

Guest at my bar today wrote in Bernie because she had "evil eyes."

lol yeah that's the stuff

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Royalty dead so what


Chokes McGee posted:

I really want this bill to fail and feel loving helpless to do anything

My rep is Yarmuth, who's solidly against, and Ryan's voice mailbox is probably overflowing

Is there anything left to do or do I just pray to the gods and hold on to my butt

God is on Trump's side lol don't count on Him for poo poo

If you want anything good to happen you need to get lefties out in the streets and demoralize righties

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

loving :same:

it's like in school where your mom made you be nice to the weird kid and now he thinks you're best friends

or when you were actually nice to the weird kid and then you gradually find out why he's a social outcast

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I also love the idea that Trump just sort of dials random world leaders unprompted.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Royalty dead so what

mods???

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
because honestly if i was president for a day that's probably what i'd do

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

the way people use the word 'elite' confused me until I realized they mean intellectual and hillary is smart = can't be trusted

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Yinlock posted:

or when you were actually nice to the weird kid and then you gradually find out why he's a social outcast

yeah or that.

either way it's like the episode of the simpsons where Lisa gave Ralph the train valentine

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

because honestly if i was president for a day that's probably what i'd do

i would immediately have mitch mcconnell arrested personally

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Yinlock posted:

i'm talking more about the people who were like "I just ~feel~ she's untrustworthy"

lol tbh she's really good at cultivating this feeling

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
if trump goes to the dead guys funeral would it be his first international trip as prez?

i know they banned him from parliament but i forget if he went already.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/859974874013544448

lol

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Yinlock posted:

i would immediately have mitch mcconnell arrested personally

oh man I want that turtle-faced goon to get what's coming :argh:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

i would immediately have mitch mcconnell arrested personally

i dunno, prank calling random european heads of state sounds p. good

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
David Brat has some interesting foreign policy views.

Representative David Brat on Trump, Health Care, and What the Freedom Caucus Really Wants
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/q-and-a-david-brat-on-what-the-freedom-caucus-really-wants.html

quote:

What change?
Oh, the healthcare bill, I think it goes through, and then [tax reform] goes through in a few months. He’s already got Russia totally recalibrating all their client states, and the same with China. They’re all saying, where’s our new red line now? Because, kaboom in Syria. That sends a signal not just to Syria but to everyone else: don’t kill babies, right? Or we’re gonna come in. And then Pakistan? Kaboom. The big bomb, right? Quit building tunnels, quit helping ISIS, whatever. And that sends signals to North Korea and Russia and China and etcetera.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump killed the royal family for Murdoch's merger profits

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Homeless Friend posted:

lol tbh she's really good at cultivating this feeling

mostly because any time she showed any kind of emotion the gop just went apeshit

it was a vicious cycle that ensured no humanity remained

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

looooooooooooool no way

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Sir Tonk posted:



yet the top story is... colbert?

Man look at them just turning up the dial all the way on that nothingburger

Woman
Oct 31, 2010

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

i dunno, prank calling random european heads of state sounds p. good

you can do that after throwing mcconnell in an undisclosed hell prison

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Sir Tonk posted:



yet the top story is... colbert?

lol where dis from?

the right clutching their pearls over a bj joke is funny as hell to me

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

you can do that after throwing mcconnell in an undisclosed hell prison

deal

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Why exactly do we pay pensions to people who invariably get multimillion dollar book deals or lobbying jobs in the first place? If anyone is rich enough to do without healthcare or retirement, it's our representatives in government.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Yinlock posted:

you can do that after throwing mcconnell in an undisclosed hell prison

please stop my penis can only get so errect

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
tbf congress does share the concern which is why they are all except from the bill they are shoving through

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

MaxxBot posted:

David Brat has some interesting foreign policy views.

Representative David Brat on Trump, Health Care, and What the Freedom Caucus Really Wants
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/q-and-a-david-brat-on-what-the-freedom-caucus-really-wants.html

jesus loving christ the dementia is spreading

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Epic High Five posted:

If you want anything good to happen you need to get lefties out in the streets and demoralize righties

well they sure can't find their way to a ballot box so streets it is lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

in jail i would subject mcconnell to the most inhumane torture possible: i would make him live exactly like a rural poor person

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Solarin posted:

jesus loving christ the dementia is spreading

brat is literally a crazy person

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
but he primaried eric cantor, so I can never truly hate him

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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
why are all these leet hax0rs leaking lovely netflix shows instead of ruining the lives and reputations of shitbird politicians?

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