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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Stop yelling at clouds

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I just found it weird. Sorry about your meltdown.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sorry if you think ribbing is a meltdown

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

I could have sworn that the more junior single seaters like Formula Ford were still manual but I just checked and even that switched to a sequential transmission in 2012. Dang.

I'm pretty sure Formula Ford had you use a snowmobile CVT for most of its existence, could be completely wrong though.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

I just found it weird. Sorry about your meltdown.

Please don't read my GBS thread.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Norns posted:

Sorry if you think ribbing is a meltdown

Considering the state of this thread for the past couple of weeks I hope you'll excuse me in that I don't know what's what any longer. Alonso doing Indy has raised the tension and I'm sweating here like Honda's marketing department every time their engine explodes. :flaccid:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think everybody here aside from the retards (EDIT: NOT ME) knows that an Indycar is not radically different from any other powerful open wheel car. I'm sure Verstappen would do well in rookie orientation too. The actual practice, qualifying, and race are a different matter.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Fernando will be fine. I doubt he's suddenly going to forget how to drive fast in traffic.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Human Grand Prix posted:

I think everybody here aside from the retards (EDIT: NOT ME) knows that an Indycar is not radically different from any other powerful open wheel car. I'm sure Verstappen would do well in rookie orientation too. The actual practice, qualifying, and race are a different matter.

There are many videos of Mansell and more recent ones going through, in minute detail, how an F1 car and an Indy are nothing alike. It's not the car, it's the driving that makes Indy so accessible.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

look at max verstappen over here, granny shiftin, not double clutching like he should

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Human Grand Prix posted:

I think everybody here aside from the retards (EDIT: NOT ME) knows that an Indycar is not radically different from any other powerful open wheel car. I'm sure Verstappen would do well in rookie orientation too. The actual practice, qualifying, and race are a different matter.

While I normally respect your opinion it doesn't carry the weight of somebody who is top three in the Canada GP Predictor league, and I say Max Verstappen would be in over his head and possibly die during rookie orientation.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wuffles posted:

look at max verstappen over here, granny shiftin, not double clutching like he should

As somebody who drove a car with a blown syncro in first gear for five years I'd rather kill myself than double clutch ever again.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I do it every day in the M3. It's smoother. I certainly don't need to.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Of course you do

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Do like any race cars have clutch pedals today? I mean does anything in IMSA/WEC or the various GT serieses? WRC? No open wheelers out there do I assume. It's all paddles now except weird stuff like AUS V8 and NASCAR

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

I do it every day in the M3. It's smoother. I certainly don't need to.

lol.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
surely the WRC car has a clutch pedal. It's got paddles instead of a stick, but surely it's got a clutch pedal.. googling now

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Seems like clutch kicking would always be useful in WRC?

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i just thought with the bouncing around you're not going to have like four paddles like a F1 racer, you might grab the clutch rather than a gear. But no, they could do the start with a paddle just like F1 and then as long as it's out of the way you're not pushing the clutch again until you stop.

edit: Dunno about WRC but all your super modern Ferraris and stuff have two pedals. Man, clutching is for poors. I am a poor :(

Tony Montana fucked around with this message at 03:41 on May 4, 2017

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

In WRC they do only the smoothest of double clutches, like you can barely tell the gear has even changed.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
in WRC they do a triple clutch

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jesus.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

you can't triple clutch a double clutch

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Human Grand Prix posted:

I would like to point out a Hollywood stunt driver named Slick Racin' Gardner also passed Indy Rookie Orientation and qualified for the race.




FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Human Grand Prix posted:

I would like to point out a Hollywood stunt driver named Slick Racin' Gardner also passed Indy Rookie Orientation and qualified for the race.

A dentist did too.

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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

wuffles posted:

look at max verstappen over here, granny shiftin, not double clutching like he should

1500quidporsche posted:

As somebody who drove a car with a blown syncro in first gear for five years I'd rather kill myself than double clutch ever again.

As somebody who can quote most of The Fast and The Furious (2001) verbatim, I get the reference. Also, I got the shrimp.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wuffles posted:

look at max verstappen over here, granny shiftin, not double clutching like he should

And Nando with the piston rings and the manifold welds and the floor falling off.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Titanium valve springs

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
The worst thread has now moved from GWS to Cinema Discusso

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

It's too bad My Manor couldn't have held out for one more season. They would have easily won them 10th place dollars from McLaren this year.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

aequalis posted:

I think it would benefit the thread if you could post some photos of Lewis. It would make this day even better.

If you google then the only place that bothered sharing this picture was a website called "allabouthair"

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Loving the Dr Robotnik glasses

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
It's like the idiot lovechild of Dr. Robitnik and Chris Eubank.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


They're always after his lucky charms.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

learnincurve posted:

If you google then the only place that bothered sharing this picture was a website called "allabouthair"



What a loving TOOL

*goes through meditative routine to restore zen and quell the rage*

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Do you think his brother calls him a twat? Hell, when was the last time Nicolas Hamilton was anywhere near Lewis?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The theme was basically using fashion to break down the concept of ego and self. The woman it was dedicated to is Japanese but moved to France, and what makes her cool is that her designs deliberately rip the piss. Dresses with no arm holes for example. Getting it right was that woman in a ugly trench coat dress with a gigantic train, or Rhianna actually wearing one of her designs. Getting it wrong was the kardashians wearing lace onesies, or anyone who wore normally tailored outfits with Japanese accents.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Wirth1000 posted:

Do you think his brother calls him a twat? Hell, when was the last time Nicolas Hamilton was anywhere near Lewis?

At best, November 27, 2016.

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?

iospace posted:

I need your help. I'm going to be running a competition on the 28th regarding all three races, and I need a description of the Monaco GP (such as history, why it's important, etc) for the eventual thread OP. Best submission one will get featured in it (and perhaps some bonus points for it)! PM me, or if you don't have plat, quote this post with your submission. Thank you!

I reckon it was either 2015 or 2016, but the thread goons contributed to their own F1 thread OP that year. I think my submission was the Monaco GP? I can't remember and I don't have archives to check so....

Never mind, I found it, 2015:

Monaco (written by aequalis)



First GP - 1950
Number of Laps - 78
Circuit Length - 3.34 km
Lap Record - 1:14.439 (Michael Schumacher - 2004)

The Monaco GP is the second race of the "European Season" before the F1 circus goes to the European nation of Canada. Long touted as one of THE historic races to win - alongside the British, Italian and Belgian GPs - Monaco is a track that tends to be dominated by one driver during years of supremacy (Graham Hill, Ayrton Senna, Michael Schumacher). The circuit is not a stranger to heart break and controversy however, with a string of fatal accidents during its early years, and a string of naughty cheating Germans trying to cheat their way into Pole positions in the nought-ies. The narrow, armco-lined nature of the circuit has a tendency to produce either extremely boring, processional races, or spectacular cock-ups (usually from lovely pay drivers) resulting in multi car pile ups and lengthy safety car periods.

The prestigious circuit passes through the Casino lined streets of Monte Carlo, this round of the F1 season is trying for the drivers, in which their mettle is truly tested. As a spectator, this round is a true gamble, but sometimes it pays off.

NB - some of the minor league open wheeled series tend to have races before the F1 main event, and getting some online footage of those races is a must.

learnincurve posted:

If you google then the only place that bothered sharing this picture was a website called "allabouthair"



I did google, but I could only find photos from 2016, he had almost exactly the same get up except it was a blue overcoat.

He looks like he belongs in a modern remake of Aladdin as the Genie.

Also, have there ever been other F1 drivers with nose piercings? How fresh!

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Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
Weekly reminder that only one V8 supercar driver can left foot brake and he wins every week. No one else is willing to learn because it's a shitlord series full of drivers to stupid to live



And they aren't costume glasses. They are his normal ones

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