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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wandler20 posted:

Actually, it's Albert Haynesworth, Tampa Bay Buccaneer.

I have my own reasons to hate that he was a Buccaneer :(

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore

:drat:

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore

:captainpop:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore

New thread title please.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore

:golfclap:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


henry burris, calgary stampeders

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
2-3 years ago I downloaded a Chiefs/Packers game from 1993 because I assumed Joe Montana would be playing(he was injured of course) and just somehow forgot about it. Anyway I finally got around to watching parts of it tonight and drat, early Favre/Sterling Sharpe was amazing.

1993 Favre had a loving cannon.

http://i.imgur.com/datxwNy.gifv

And Sterling Sharpe was :stare:

http://i.imgur.com/ApcR5Mx.gifv

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Favre legitimately used to break his WRs fingers because he had such a powerful arm and absolutely no touch whatsoever when he threw the ball, as you see in the gifs. He'd just rifle that poo poo all over the place. Sterling was perfect for him early in his career, because he was such a strong, powerful and smart receiver because he'd always in the place to catch one of Favre's absurd bullets.

When Shannon Sharpe was inducted into the HOF, he said something to the effect that he was only the second best Sharpe in the family. If Sterling hadn't hosed his neck up, we'd be talking about him as the second greatest WR after Rice because his stats from his second year until his retirement were loving ludicrous by today's standards, let alone when he played in the 90's.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Calvin Johnson is the best WR ever.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Calvin Johnson is the best WR ever.

Seriously go back and watch some Sterling Sharpe. I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's probably closer than you think.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Chromatic posted:

2-3 years ago I downloaded a Chiefs/Packers game from 1993 because I assumed Joe Montana would be playing(he was injured of course) and just somehow forgot about it. Anyway I finally got around to watching parts of it tonight and drat, early Favre/Sterling Sharpe was amazing.

1993 Favre had a loving cannon.

http://i.imgur.com/datxwNy.gifv

And Sterling Sharpe was :stare:

http://i.imgur.com/ApcR5Mx.gifv

Sterling Sharpe was my favorite player as a teenager. He would have been a first ballot hall of fame WR if he hadn't broken his loving neck :smith:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jason Taylor - Washington Redskin

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Reggie White, Panthers.

I always forget that this happened.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I don't know how to save an instagram video and post it here so please do the work for me and click on this link, it's worth it

https://instagram.com/p/BTrAb01DlOV/

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

I don't know how to save an instagram video and post it here so please do the work for me and click on this link, it's worth it

https://instagram.com/p/BTrAb01DlOV/

Embedding tweets what you're looking for.

https://twitter.com/TBBuccaneers/status/860112351177175040

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Fenrir posted:

Sterling Sharpe was my favorite player as a teenager. He would have been a first ballot hall of fame WR if he hadn't broken his loving neck :smith:

The Packers have a real loving problem with their players getting neck injuries and I'm surprised the administration hasn't addressed it yet. Sharpe, Collins, Finley, like half a dozen backups...

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Calvin Johnson is the best WR ever.

God I miss him so much

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Packers have a real loving problem with their players getting neck injuries and I'm surprised the administration hasn't addressed it yet. Sharpe, Collins, Finley, like half a dozen backups...

The Nick Collins one was a real heartbreaker too. He was a top 3 NFL safety and I'll never forget his pick6 in the super bowl. I don't know how you address the Finley one though, that poo poo was just a freak happening. He got spun and landed on his head.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Pops Mgee posted:

Reggie White, Panthers.

I always forget that this happened.

Randall Cunningham, Ravens
Richard Dent, Eagles
Henry Ellard, Patriots

What is it with the Patriots and rando great receivers playing their final season?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Ed Reed, NY Jet

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Aaron Hernandez, Earth

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

God I miss him so much

It was especially dumb because unless you were in the NFC North you basically only Calvin Johnson at Thanksgiving.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Curt Warner, Los Angeles Ram

Flimflam Man
Apr 18, 2007

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.

I miss Calvin.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
This needs to happen. I want to hear Don't Care Bear Jay Buttler making GBS threads on everyone and everything on national TV.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/860155041361080322

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Can someone .gif this?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

weird Asian candy posted:

This needs to happen. I want to hear Don't Care Bear Jay Buttler making GBS threads on everyone and everything on national TV.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/860155041361080322

Cutler is exceptionally smart according to almost every person who has worked with him as far as preparation and learning the gameplan and new systems. His problem is actual execution.

He might actually be a good analyst when he doesn't have to answer for his often garbage in the moment decision making.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Dexo posted:

Cutler is exceptionally smart according to almost every person who has worked with him as far as preparation and learning the gameplan and new systems. His problem is actual execution.

He might actually be a good analyst when he doesn't have to answer for his often garbage in the moment decision making.

Not questioning his knowledge of the game, I have heard the same. Like Rondo is to basketball.

I just want to hear his dry, monotone self casually rip people for being stupid and not sugar coating a drat thing. Like, put him and Steve Smith together and just sit back and enjoy.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This is a cool thing.

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/05/04/526782407/spit-test-may-reveal-the-severity-of-a-child-s-concussion

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

weird Asian candy posted:

This needs to happen. I want to hear Don't Care Bear Jay Buttler making GBS threads on everyone and everything on national TV.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/860155041361080322

The Texans are so dumb

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Salvor_Hardin posted:

My mom pays a monthly fee for the privilege of an @aol email address. I set her up on gmail but "it's just easier."

She shouldn't, they're free and your mom is being scammed by AOL

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

The Texans are so dumb

I hope "guys the Texans should have hired at QB go into broadcasting instead" becomes a regular thing

BET please sign Kaepernick to be a sports correspondent tia

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

weird Asian candy posted:

Not questioning his knowledge of the game, I have heard the same. Like Rondo is to basketball.

I just want to hear his dry, monotone self casually rip people for being stupid and not sugar coating a drat thing. Like, put him and Steve Smith together and just sit back and enjoy.

I'd pay to see this. Steve Smith is a national loving treasure.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I just had the thought of Stephen A. Smith and Cutler.

Is that cruel and unusual punishment for playing for the Bears?

nah :unsmigghh:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Fenrir posted:

I'd pay to see this. Steve Smith is a national loving treasure.

"Jay, would you say that the Safety biting on that pumpfake is the act of a fuckboy, or just regular trash?"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I want Jay Cutler to go away forever.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/mollyhooper/status/860204116659851264

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

This is some Darmok nonsense in this thread.

"The Colts in Baltimore, their vans full."

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Which football teams are best represented by which president from the last 32 years?

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