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Pirate Radar posted:The way this thread tends to talk about D&D they'd say Mao was 70% good 30% bad and catch a week's probation for it. Edit: That virgin is really trying her best. I told her my rule of no virgins, and despite fully admitting she is a virgin, she now is saying she is not.  I refuse. Edit: 
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Haier you are doing the right thing. tell her you have some kinda diease that makes virgins fat. or something
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May 4, 2017 07:49
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-39801555 drat
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May 4, 2017 08:11
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Does an explanation follow?
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May 4, 2017 08:31
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Chinese biathlon. 50m alley run followed by the toddler toss.
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May 4, 2017 08:34
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Now, normally I try to refrain from using the words 'subhuman behaviour' to describe anything but ISIS-level poo poo, but the temptation's growin' awful fierce.
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May 4, 2017 09:24
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Boiled Water posted:Does an explanation follow? Time traveler vs future Mao.
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Boiled Water posted:Does an explanation follow? Somebody lost too much face, decided to duke it out, but the aunties beat his rear end and he had to run. To regain some face, he tossed their toddler. By 2020...
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Boiled Water posted:Does an explanation follow? JaucheCharly posted:Somebody lost too much face, decided to duke it out, but the aunties beat his rear end and he had to run. To regain some face, he tossed their toddler. By 2020...
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May 4, 2017 10:23
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Found it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2618797/Watch-The-shocking-moment-man-throws-neighbour-s-baby-air-argument-water-heater.html quote:A one-year-old has been seriously injured in China after being thrown into the air by his neighbour.
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May 4, 2017 11:46
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lol how did you find a baby throwing video where both sides are bad
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May 4, 2017 11:59
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...%B3%B5%EC%82%ACquote:Hk people are just sad losers, they thought they were superior, richer, more cultured and better than their Chinese counterparts where they would visit the mainland to enjoy the cheap benefits on offer and then rush back to hk. Over the years the tables have turned where it's the mainlanders going to hk for the cheap goods, being richer and the Hong mongers can't stand it. Edit: quote:A 20 year old 'activist' protesting in the name of democracy should be translated as 'I want a decent job, I want the privilege of being a HKer over mainlanders'. That's the true message. Haier fucked around with this message at 12:04 on May 4, 2017 |
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May 4, 2017 12:02
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He probably could have gotten away if he hadn't stopped to throw the baby. Maybe he figured revenge was more important than his own safety? On something traffic related, I noticed people here entirely INSIST on cutting in FRONT of pedestrians crossing the street rather than behind them. One highschool kid riding his scooter almost ran into the curb of the central divider as he made every effort possible to pass in FRONT of me. Even though I was, like, three feet from the curb by the time he finally accomplished this. IDGI.
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May 4, 2017 12:30
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I like that when they are waiting to cross the road they just stop as soon as they get to the crossing. This means people going left stand on the right, and people going right stand on the left so that when the crossing light goes green all these idiots are trying to go through each other. Also people will always try and push their way to the front, eventually ending up with people completely blocking the first land of the road. The people who do this are always the slowest moving ones and when the light turns green they stand and stare at it for 10 seconds before realising its green so the people they just pushed their way pass now have to shove back of them. When people shove in front of me at the lights now I just walk into the back of them and tread on the backs of their shoes until they get out of the way.
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To be fair, assuming a pedestrian in China will do anything rational is an awfully big assumption. There's been numerous times on my bike when I've almost hit people crossing in front of me because I plot a path that will take me behind them, assuming they continue in a forward motion. What inevitably happens is that as I approach, somewhere deep in their bubble of obliviousness they finally register my presence, and abruptly look up (usually from being buried in their cellphones) and freeze, deer-in-the-headlights style. If they just kept walking it would be fine, but instead I'm suddenly bearing down on a jaywalking idiot who has frozen directly in the path of my bike, with only a few meters to react. I've finally started doing like scooter guy and cutting front of pedestrians if at all possible, that way I only have to worry about hitting them if they suddenly start jogging or something. Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 4, 2017 |
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Those Great Wall pics looked awesome. I was talking with a friend about hiking the other day and I was trying to remember a story (I think I read here) about some kid meaning to hike the Great Wall and went pretty far out with like 2L of water and almost died. It's like a total wilderness after you go so far, right?
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Jimmy Little Balls posted:I like that when they are waiting to cross the road they just stop as soon as they get to the crossing. This means people going left stand on the right, and people going right stand on the left so that when the crossing light goes green all these idiots are trying to go through each other. Also people will always try and push their way to the front, eventually ending up with people completely blocking the first land of the road. The people who do this are always the slowest moving ones and when the light turns green they stand and stare at it for 10 seconds before realising its green so the people they just pushed their way pass now have to shove back of them. When people shove in front of me at the lights now I just walk into the back of them and tread on the backs of their shoes until they get out of the way. lol robotsinmyhead posted:Those Great Wall pics looked awesome. I was talking with a friend about hiking the other day and I was trying to remember a story (I think I read here) about some kid meaning to hike the Great Wall and went pretty far out with like 2L of water and almost died. It's like a total wilderness after you go so far, right? Yeah you can definitely get pretty far out there if ya like
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Earlier this week I was crossing the street in the morning. A guy on his ninja bike is speeding towards me from the right. But there's plenty of distance between us and I'm walking at a lively pace. If we keep doing exactly what we're doing, there's no need for him to slow down or change course. What does he do? He drifts towards the side of the road I'm trying to reach, guaranteeing that I'm in his way for longer. Seeing this, I have to run in order to avoid getting hit by him. When he sees me running towards the other side of the road, he drifts back to the center of the road where he was to begin with. WTF
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very clever with maracas posted:Oh and my last apartment, on the fourth floor, had three-inch long black worms that would crawl out of all the drainage pipes (and i THINK, but not sure) each night and make it halfway across the floor in the kitchen/my bedroom until the airco dried them out and they died. You'd find 4 dead shrivelled up, dried out black worms all over the floor each morning. https://youtu.be/qGoYpZ5JVQ8?t=50m08s There's a reason you couldn't get rid of them - they weren't coming from the drains at all!
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Escape Addict posted:What manner of beast is this three-inch sewer worm? Is it some kind of sewage-eating earthworm? A piss-drinking leech? A sewer slug? Worst dick names ever.
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Ups_rail posted:Haier you are doing the right thing. Not sleeping with chinese virgins you don't intend to have a serious relationship with seems like a pretty good rule as far as rules like that go. About on the level of not sleeping with still-pious Jehovah Witness/Amish virgins. China does have the second highest age of losing virginity in the world for a reason.
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The reverse osmosis machine in my neighbourhood had a dodgy tap(I'm not sure what it's called, where the water comes out) for ages so the water would spray everywhere when you used it. A week or so ago they fixed it and put a new one on. I just went to get some water and someone has already stolen it. I'm not sure what you'd even do with it, it's not the type you could use at home...
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Jimmy Little Balls posted:The reverse osmosis machine in my neighbourhood had a dodgy tap(I'm not sure what it's called, where the water comes out) for ages so the water would spray everywhere when you used it. A week or so ago they fixed it and put a new one on. I just went to get some water and someone has already stolen it. I'm not sure what you'd even do with it, it's not the type you could use at home... prc rats but its pronounced 'perk rats' so it still kinda sounds like 'pack rats' thus ensuring he validity of the joke
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May 4, 2017 15:32
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Grand Fromage posted:lol how did you find a baby throwing video where both sides are bad babies are 70% good, 30% bad
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JaucheCharly posted:Somebody lost too much face, decided to duke it out, but the aunties beat his rear end and he had to run. To regain some face, he tossed their toddler. By 2020... Greatest post in the thread.
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May 4, 2017 17:50
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5,000 years of History in Plun'Qing by 2020
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May 4, 2017 17:55
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True.
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May 4, 2017 18:00
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Was this picture taken in a Chinese toilet? And if not, why is she standing in a puddle?
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May 4, 2017 18:12
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Cultural preservation, morality and order. They might have gone all the way and put cleanlyness in there.
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May 4, 2017 18:15
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I like how superstition, repression, hypocrisy, and inequality are on the US side. 
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By 2020 in the machine elf reality: Buy this at the local herbal medicine shop with the billions of bottles full of old roots and leaves: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.13.XXi3Ek&id=544748441361&ns=1&abbucket=10#detail Combine it with this, preferably purchased at another medicine shop: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.3.lfyPjG&id=545540912088&ns=1&abbucket=10#detail Grind up. Measure. Boil for a bit separately in hot water. Strain. Drink the harmala first, wait 30 minutes, and then drink acacia. Lay down and have your ego death legally, because you just made Formosahuasca (Best China ayahuasca drink). https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum/default.aspx?g=posts&t=12190 Can someone please make this as TCM for an aunty? At least the acacia alone when brewed will give someone a trip. Would going on a DMT in your room in a Chinese megacity throw you into some sort of hellish deadzone for 30 minutes?
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McGavin posted:I like how superstition, repression, hypocrisy, and inequality are on the US side. I did a reverse image search and I'm pretty sure it was made ironically.
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May 4, 2017 18:32
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Haier posted:Would going on a DMT in your room in a Chinese megacity throw you into some sort of hellish deadzone for 30 minutes? What's the next level? Psychedelia in an actual warzone?
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May 4, 2017 18:35
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Haier posted:By 2020 in the machine elf reality: And here people are saying TCM is all superstition and placebo.
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May 4, 2017 20:29
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TCM might be more effective than what the Americans might not be getting.
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May 4, 2017 20:33
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Please refrain from commenting on the unnamed country until you reveal your 5 piece suit.
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I don't want to see the suit. Don't post it.
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