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Please stop groping, cripes
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:42 |
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CheesyDog posted:Dayquil is just diluted Nyquil so you could have been even cheaper by buying generic Nyquil and watering it down Depends, most likely they also spiked it with caffeine to fight any drowsiness.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:43 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me. You don't get to brag about what a good person you are for managing not to rape someone. Like, you don't get a trophy for that.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:53 |
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My friends grandmother won't speak to him now as he groped her when he was 5. People really shouldn't spill their heartfelt stores of regret like that out to me because LOL.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:52 |
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Dienes posted:You don't get to brag about what a good person you are for managing not to rape someone. Like, you don't get a trophy for that. Tell that to my trophy case
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:53 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Please stop groping, cripes was this a quote or
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:56 |
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its super easy to avoid groping, any time a woman gets too close to you or touches you just freeze up and hold perfectly still.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:58 |
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Elsa posted:was this a quote or Lol no more just a suggestion to people to stop groping
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:58 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Please stop groping, cripes
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:01 |
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dudeness posted:its super easy to avoid groping, any time a woman gets too close to you or touches you just freeze up and hold perfectly still. Ah, the Jurassic Park approach
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:02 |
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dudeness posted:its super easy to avoid groping, any time a woman gets too close to you or touches you just freeze up and hold perfectly still. back away like a cat after you put a sock on its head
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:05 |
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Cut off your hands!
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:22 |
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Groping can take many forms. A lady I knew called herself a "hugger" which must have been a mistranslation for "leap onto a man and him with your arms and legs like a constrictor killing a deer".
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:26 |
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Barudak posted:Groping can take many forms. A lady I knew called herself a "hugger" which must have been a mistranslation for "grasp a man so with your arms and legs like a constrictor killing a deer". You knew Xenia Onatopp?
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:28 |
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Elsa posted:back away like a cat after you put a sock on its head amateur move, going in a direction you can't see just increases your chances of accidental groping.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:28 |
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Dienes posted:You don't get to brag about what a good person you are for managing not to rape someone. Like, you don't get a trophy for that. I'll have you know I took honorable mention in the Not-Rapies four years ago
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:29 |
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not to brag, but i've never hit or raped a woman
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:31 |
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WampaLord posted:You knew Xenia Onatopp? well with inertia from the initial jump shed pin them down, yes. She was also a biter, not like sexually just hanging around and shed lean over and give random people a bite, and I without shame or remorse sprayed her in the face with a febreeze bottle once at a party because of it.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:32 |
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Barudak posted:well with inertia from the initial jump shed pin them down, yes. She was also a biter, not like sexually just hanging around and shed lean over and give random people a bite, and I without shame or remorse sprayed her in the face with a febreeze bottle once at a party because of it. And I've smelled fresh ever since.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:31 |
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Pick posted:not to brag, but i've never hit or raped a woman PM me your address, I'll send the medal.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:33 |
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Barudak posted:Groping can take many forms. A lady I knew called herself a "hugger" which must have been a mistranslation for "leap onto a man and him with your arms and legs like a constrictor killing a deer". jesus gently caress you just gave me a literal flashback to the stupid fuckers who would do this, they called it glomping, what the gently caress is the deal with this BS
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:36 |
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Waiter: Here are your drinks me: *raises both hands in the air until they are placed in front of the proper persons*
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:35 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:jesus gently caress you just gave me a literal flashback to the stupid fuckers who would do this, they called it glomping, what the gently caress is the deal with this BS anime
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:38 |
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I've never been a glomper but it is nice to hug someone hard enough that you know if you are transformed into a really big snake whether or not you will be able to unhinge your jaws far enough to consume them whole
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:38 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:jesus gently caress you just gave me a literal flashback to the stupid fuckers who would do this, they called it glomping, what the gently caress is the deal with this BS I assume its because its socially permissble. "Theres nothing wrong about hug" she says as she moves her hands down during the hug to grab a fistfull of rear end like a 60s boss greeting the new executive assistant.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:39 |
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Barudak posted:well with inertia from the initial jump shed pin them down, yes. She was also a biter, not like sexually just hanging around and shed lean over and give random people a bite, and I without shame or remorse sprayed her in the face with a febreeze bottle once at a party because of it. No medal for you.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:46 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:jesus gently caress you just gave me a literal flashback to the stupid fuckers who would do this, they called it glomping, what the gently caress is the deal with this BS Furries Anime There's a pattern
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:46 |
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Pick posted:I've never been a glomper but it is nice to hug someone hard enough that you know if you are transformed into a really big snake whether or not you will be able to unhinge your jaws far enough to consume them whole For all your talk about sex weirds you turn out to be a vore.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:47 |
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Pick posted:I've never been a glomper but it is nice to hug someone hard enough that you know if you are transformed into a really big snake whether or not you will be able to unhinge your jaws far enough to consume them whole Is that from some vore fanfic?
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:00 |
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Pick posted:I've never been a glomper but it is nice to hug someone hard enough that you know if you are transformed into a really big snake whether or not you will be able to unhinge your jaws far enough to consume them whole hugging someone hard is good with me, but leaping onto someones body while they are unaware is not okay in my book in the most basic sense, its easy to make them fall over
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:04 |
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Axolotl posted:For all your talk about sex weirds you turn out to be a vore. It was a misdirect to throw you off the trail
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:04 |
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Pick posted:I've never been a glomper but it is nice to hug someone hard enough that you know if you are transformed into a really big snake whether or not you will be able to unhinge your jaws far enough to consume them whole sometimes my friends ask me to hug them hard enough to crack their backs if they're sore. I've got to be pretty good at it
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:06 |
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Axolotl posted:For all your talk about sex weirds you turn out to be a vore. Why you assume is sexual? Is you, you who are the weird.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:06 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:in the most basic sense, its easy to make them fall over Weakling
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:06 |
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Content. My boyfriend (23M) and I (23F) are like an old couple and I wonder if this is how it should be... quote:u/oldpeople1010 Might as well get used to it.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:08 |
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P-Mack posted:Why you assume is sexual? Is you, you who are the weird. Totally normal. Totally.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:13 |
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Personally I just give my friends and family a Stone Cold Stunner instead of hugging
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:15 |
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Milotic posted:Content. Orrrr be with someone who has healthy pastimes that you appreciate them for, and have something you enjoy that they appreciate you for. I feel like it's not very hard to be aware of this and get something better than American Gothic.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:14 |
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More content. Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of 4 years, opened our relationship and that is changing our lives quote:u/openldrproblems Berth el pup, open relationships, Dom/sub. It's the rare triple threat.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:14 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Personally I just give my friends and family a Stone Cold Stunner instead of hugging As long as you don't fantasize about eating them when you do it, you're okay.
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