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Reverand maynard posted:why ARE german toilets weird Allegedly it's to mitigate the splash. I'm not convinced that Germans don't just like smelling poop.
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Because shitter-water splashing back into your rear end in a top hat is unsanitary, and if you've ever had to provide a stool sample, you'll thank the gods you had a poop-inspection plate as opposed to playing turd-bobbing in the bowl.psydude posted:Germans don't just like smelling poop. Yeah, it's actually this.
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if there is one thing I know, its that Germans LOVE poop and David Hasselhoff
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It was even better in Afghanistan, where all of the toilet trailers were German. So you'd end up with LNs making GBS threads on the back of the seat and then that would trickle down onto the shelf.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Because shitter-water splashing back into your rear end in a top hat is unsanitary, and if you've ever had to provide a stool sample, you'll thank the gods you had a poop-inspection plate as opposed to playing turd-bobbing in the bowl. Do you know how you provide a stool sample? Because it isn't by fishing it out of the water. They give you what looks like a plastic cowboy hat that sits in the bowl. You poo poo in that, then scoop into a little sample cup that has a spoon attached to the lid or with something similar. It looks like this: 
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Because our shitters are weird. do germans just rest their dicks on the top of the lid? theres no dickspace in this setup 
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it just kinda dangles in the poo poo primer for anal sex i guess
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Two Finger posted:it just kinda dangles in the poo poo 
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I guess you could AC Slater it but the backsplash would be fierce.
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Speaking of shitburgers. https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/860218360147173376 In addition to those four, Collins just put out a press release having a bazillion questions and Graham just poo poo all over the process. It's been confirmed that the Senate GOP won't even hold a vote on the AHCA. Procedurally, they can't even look at the thing until the CBO score comes back. So since we're in the darkest timeline, expect the bill to only get slightly better, then those senators will collectively piss their pants and vote for it.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Do you know how you provide a stool sample? Because it isn't by fishing it out of the water. They give you what looks like a plastic cowboy hat that sits in the bowl. You poo poo in that, then scoop into a little sample cup that has a spoon attached to the lid or with something similar. It looks like this: I always get mailed a wooden stick to fish with and a plate for my sample to bring with me when I head for my physical. The doctors don't actually want me making GBS threads in their office.
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Two Finger posted:it just kinda dangles in the poo poo Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the mud.
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lightpole posted:I always get mailed a wooden stick to fish with and a plate for my sample to bring with me when I head for my physical. The doctors don't actually want me making GBS threads in their office. Yeah it's a take home kit. The point I was trying to make to our german friend is that people aren't collecting samples from the water.
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I've never gotten that sample bowl, the options were either try to get it mid dump or fish for it. Neither one is easy and since the take home is just to make sure you don't have something horribly wrong with your intestines, I skip it.
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lightpole posted:I've never gotten that sample bowl, the options were either try to get it mid dump or fish for it. Neither one is easy and since the take home is just to make sure you don't have something horribly wrong with your intestines, I skip it. The VA and a local GI specialist both gave me the plastic cowboy hats. Sorry about your health provider.
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Correction on earlier post: the ACLU isn't suing on that religious executive order because they basically determined there's nothing to sue about and the whole thing was a photo-op. https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/860248404932296705
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Mr. Nice! posted:The VA and a local GI specialist both gave me the plastic cowboy hats. Sorry about your health provider. It's just a yearly union physical for work and the USCG. Keeping a poop hat around to be used once a year is excessive for me as I don't have any real intestinal problems. Duzzy Funlop has a right to be fecally challenged.
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im glad ive made it this far without needing some nerd to study my actual poo poo
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facialimpediment posted:Correction on earlier post: the ACLU isn't suing on that religious executive order because they basically determined there's nothing to sue about and the whole thing was a photo-op. Either way I would be thrilled for the Church of Satan to get on CNN and thank Trump for his effort at giving them a voice in politics. Put that poo poo in it's place.
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bird food bathtub posted:Either way I would be thrilled for the Church of Satan to get on CNN and thank Trump for his effort at giving them a voice in politics. Put that poo poo in it's place.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Do you know how you provide a stool sample? Because it isn't by fishing it out of the water. They give you what looks like a plastic cowboy hat that sits in the bowl. You poo poo in that, then scoop into a little sample cup that has a spoon attached to the lid or with something similar. It looks like this: I mean, maybe you need giant poop-cowboy-hats in Freedomland, but where I'm from you get a little plastic container with a scoop built into the lid, and a sealing bag and box to put it in. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:do germans just rest their dicks on the top of the lid? theres no dickspace in this setup  I have no idea what's going on
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:im glad ive made it this far without needing some nerd to study my actual poo poo Quoting for truth
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May 4, 2017 23:24
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May Current Events Thread: poo poo Talk
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:im glad ive made it this far without needing some nerd to study my actual poo poo No uh... poo poo. This is the granddaddest page.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:im glad ive made it this far without needing some nerd to study my actual poo poo 
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bird food bathtub posted:Either way I would be thrilled for The Church of SS-18 Satan (may his passing cleanse the earth with fire) to get on CNN and thank Trump ftfy M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 4, 2017 |
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May 4, 2017 23:43
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Like Uber, but for Grand Juries. https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/860268342032117761
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My thing with the Executive Order for Religious Liberties thing is that appears...........................blatantly, just to unlock another infinite campaign finance source.
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If you go to NZ you can be a part of Two Fingers autobiography he's writing "Captain O' Captain, My Days As A Boatman". He is currently on a Russian billionare's handsome living boat where he refilled the lube tank.
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May 5, 2017 00:47
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Trump is about to speak on the USS Intrepid. Mission accomplished folks. Either that or we are launching against NK tonight.
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FastestGunAlive posted:Jfc that she is still an elected official No no, she hasn't been in Congress since 2015.
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facialimpediment posted:Like Uber, but for Grand Juries. Heaven forbid people dare screw over the PPA.
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I might have misheard, and if it was anyone else I would assume I did, but I think I just heard Trump on tv claim that there were "over 100 million people" watching him which would be roughly the same number of people that watch the Super Bowl. Sorry I can't provide any details I just did a walk by a tv he was on.
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My GF has diabetes and isn't rich, the Republican healthcare bill is basically telling her "gently caress you, please die horribly". Her whole family, which are all impoverished and have all suffered from terrible health issues, voted for Trump
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Buca di Bepis posted:My GF has diabetes and isn't rich, the Republican healthcare bill is basically telling her "gently caress you, please die horribly". ...but her emails!
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Buca di Bepis posted:My GF has diabetes and isn't rich, the Republican healthcare bill is basically telling her "gently caress you, please die horribly". Well once they're all dead(minus your girlfriend) then we can safely say that the system has worked.
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I'm going to praise Donnie. He appears to have fixed his bullshit with Australia on refugees and relations are good again. I'm now going to laugh at Donnie https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/860288727276556289  NOT HELPING YOUR CASE THERE BUDDY
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