Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 59 | 56.73% | |
No | 45 | 43.27% | |
Total: | 104 votes |
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Cerrone talks a big game but he knows that Big John tells them all in the back that if they start having sex with their opponents it'll be a disqualification
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:36 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Cerrone talks a big game but he knows that Big John tells them all in the back that if they start having sex with their opponents it'll be a disqualification Actually under the current ruleset it's only a dq if it's to completion, but the rules against stalling still apply
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:40 |
Big John: ( leafs through the rule book) well.. actually. . There's nothing in here that says you CANT have sex with your opponent. Dana White: what about no small joint manipulation, no entering orifices, there's rules on coverage and allowable clothing... I don't see how that doesn't all specifically rule out sex. Big John: (winking and making a shhhhh motion)
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:43 |
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Do you wanna be a loving
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:58 |
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To think, Julian Lane might finally be allowed to bang
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:59 |
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"Cowboy wrecked that dude!" "Yes we know, Atom, quit bringing it up."
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:04 |
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the six million dollar man sound effect plays as cowboy's anus is penetrated on fox
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:44 |
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Anyone specifically you want to face next? I'll gently caress anyone the UFC puts in front of me, I just want to put on a show for the fans
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:46 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:the six million dollar man sound effect plays as cowboy's anus is penetrated on fox lmao
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:46 |
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https://twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/860248485836279813
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:49 |
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I know where I'm going this summer.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:49 |
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By locals for locals from the look of it.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:51 |
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lol tight
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:53 |
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I'm coming here tonight because I want to gently caress... I want tooo... fight with Cowboy
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:09 |
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Is it wrong that I laugh my tiny little mind out whenever I see that clip of Jesse Taylor kicking out the limo window?
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:13 |
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This is so good for so many reasons.
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:26 |
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Goofus wants 25mil to release his leonard garcia home videos. Gallant's a big businessman in cali selling medicinal blunts and wine and he would never give people reason to call him gay.
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:41 |
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Gallant gives Goofus the double fingers and calls him a bitch. Goofus nods knowingly, out of breath.
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:49 |
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Sacha Baron Cohen already demonstrated that getting it on with your boyfriend in the octagon is legal
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# ? May 5, 2017 01:05 |
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You like watching people get hosed for free.
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# ? May 5, 2017 04:08 |
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I am really excited about Overeem vs Werdum even if it won't be as funny as the last time. Sorry to interrupt.
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# ? May 5, 2017 04:34 |
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Ufc put up JDS X Stipe 1 Jesus christ, the punch resistance of these two... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=damAR771hok
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# ? May 5, 2017 04:38 |
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MassRafTer posted:I am really excited about Overeem vs Werdum even if it won't be as funny as the last time. I think Werdum has enough confidence in his striking now that he won't pull guard 600 times in this one.
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# ? May 5, 2017 04:51 |
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diesiel posted:Ufc put up JDS X Stipe 1 It is a really, really good fight. The sad thing was, at the time, Stipe was coming off that stupid fight with Maldonado, with the loss to Struve not that long beforehand, and very few good wins. JDS was coming off his second messianic beating from Cain, and the narrative was 'gently caress, JDS has lost a step' rather than 'holy gently caress both these guys are good and ridiculously tough.' In the way that good fighters do, they made each other look really average. In retrospect it's more clear that it's two members of the divisions upper tier taking a few years off each other's life. Dr. Abysmal posted:I think Werdum has enough confidence in his striking now that he won't pull guard 600 times in this one. It's not like Overeem actually looked that good on the feet against him back in Strikeforce. Goddamn that was a weird fight.
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# ? May 5, 2017 06:24 |
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That wine billboard is like 5 min from my work. That whole mush-mouth Diaz thing is seriously a Central Valley California thing, it's not just a Diaz bros thing. It's really disturbing.
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# ? May 5, 2017 06:44 |
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I know a lot of mush mouth people who live in PA so it's more so a "low income area" thing.
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# ? May 5, 2017 10:49 |
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Unfunny Poster posted:I know a lot of mush mouth people who live in PA so it's more so a "low income area" thing. If only they had the financial means to afford elocution lessons like the rest of us .. is society to blame ?
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# ? May 5, 2017 11:46 |
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I.N.R.I posted:is society to blame ? yes. you cannot be say anything that isn't retarded when you use the word motherfucker like a comma, and if you can, you're a dog doing a particularly good trick. a lion on a stool. a bear in a car.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:14 |
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Marching Powder posted:yes. you cannot be say anything that isn't retarded when you use the word motherfucker like a comma, and if you can, you're a dog doing a particularly good trick. a lion on a stool. a bear in a car. A marching powder posting
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:18 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:A marching powder posting what can i say. i love examples of how the sort of codified language of the lower socioeconomic classes positions a person when discussed from the perspective of the dominant ideology lol
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:23 |
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Yeah get that garbage the gently caress out of here.
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:30 |
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There is no circumstance where I will ever consider DJ Mikey B a good fighter. It probably has something to do with the fact that I haven't watched a UFC fight in 2-3 years, but Not Watching Fights is both an acceptable and old-timey base for successful MMA posting.
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:02 |
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Bisping's title reign and run leading up to it is interesting as there are a lot of good fights involved but every single one has an asterisk next to it that dorks like us can justifiably use to argue whether his reign is "legit" or not either way. He is on a short list of people who have beaten Anderson Silva, but this is an old Silva who is clearly past his prime. Manyak is right that Silva is only slightly older than Bisping and they've been fighting for about as long so there theoretically isn't some massive gap in age or fight years that would give Bisping an advantage, but Bisping's style ages better than Anderson's does and Anderson was obviously past his prime at that point and still managed to almost knock Bisping out. The Rockhold fight is easily his best win in recent years and it was a big deal, and you can't take anything away from him in that he was able to adjust his gameplan and do what he needed to to decisively finish a guy who kicked his rear end shortly before, but that fight also technically happened under the best possible circumstances for Bisping I'd say in that he was a late notice replacement for someone with a completely different style and I think that favors Bisping. I think the narrative that Rockhold didn't take it seriously and was just joshin' or whatever is stupid but there's still an element of circumstance that makes it easy to say Bisping got a favorable draw and Rockhold would probably still beat him with adequate preparation for Bisping instead of Weidman or Jacare. Then the Hendo fight is just plain bad, he got to cherry pick his defense since there was a narrative for it that would sell PPVs, Hendo was like 46 and almost knocked him out like 3 times despite having the sinuses of a pug. And now it's looking like he's going to fight a welterweight on two years layoff with multiple ACL surgeries while real contenders in his weight class twiddle their thumbs. Bisping is on the first win streak of his career in like 5 years and his best wins prior to this streak are like Brian Stann and Cung Le, decent names but nothing to build a legacy on independently. Otherwise his career is full of losses to decent people and wins or gift decisions over nobodies, some of whom he had to cheat to beat. It's real weird and you can conceivably call it the greatest Cinderella story in all of mma or a weird series of flukes just depending on how you look at it and what you value in a fight career I guess.
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:21 |
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This seems like a very odd thing for a fight promoter to say https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/860464220261023744
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:45 |
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All of that and they end the article with be more like DMMMMJ? A guy who makes basically nothing and has fought on Fightpass cards and is the lowest drawing champion? Don't get me wrong, I love watching him fight but it's not like Dana White is jumping up and down to give him millions either.
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:50 |
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Bluedeanie posted:Bisping's title reign and run leading up to it is interesting as there are a lot of good fights involved but every single one has an asterisk next to it that dorks like us can justifiably use to argue whether his reign is "legit" or not either way. He is on a short list of people who have beaten Anderson Silva, but this is an old Silva who is clearly past his prime. Manyak is right that Silva is only slightly older than Bisping and they've been fighting for about as long so there theoretically isn't some massive gap in age or fight years that would give Bisping an advantage, but Bisping's style ages better than Anderson's does and Anderson was obviously past his prime at that point and still managed to almost knock Bisping out. The Comedy of Era
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:00 |
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Marching Powder posted:what can i say. i love examples of how the sort of codified language of the lower socioeconomic classes positions a person when discussed from the perspective of the dominant ideology lol *BRITISH NARRATOR VOICE* Free from societal norms and expectations, Nate Diaz is able to mangle the English language into new and unrecognizable shapes that, to some people, appear quite beautiful. Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 17:12 on May 5, 2017 |
# ? May 5, 2017 17:09 |
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Rigel posted:This seems like a very odd thing for a fight promoter to say They're setting up a Vince vs Steve Austin thing here, with the Diaz brothers in the Steve Austin role.
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:12 |
The Diaz brothers don't need to fight they have that wine billboard money.
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:14 |
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The Diaz brothers seem like the type of people who microwave their wine.
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:16 |