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thatguy posted:What is the context to this? Was he trying to lay a fat burn or something? I think he's trying to retort that there's a good reason the show is late for the millionth time. I imagine someone remarked with a sort of "Remember when ATV was broadcast on time?" and he went for a kind of ridiculous swing. I would imagine those earlier shows didn't show anything because they didn't have anything at the time to show, as opposed to now where it's all cafeteria and asian aliens all the time.
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NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED Liquid Dinosaur posted:what is the biggest, most expensive, highest crew spaceship they have made available for sale, and what is the biggest, most expensive, highest crew thing you can actually use in the playable alpha Uhhh I think the biggest most expensive highest crew spaceship they have sold is the Javelin Destroyer which is the size of a space station and crews God only knows how many (zero haha it'll never work with their netcode) and costs thousands of dollars. The biggest ship in the game right now is the Starfarer which costs 300 and crews 8 assuming by "crews" you mean has jobs for like three guys and then five other guys just run around.
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The thought of getting 24 players to crew a ship in an instance within the Amazon cloud, localized within physics grids and geographical locations to take into account how slow the speed of light is, combined with writing tens of millions of rows on a transnational and distributed DB per minute to store the PU persistent state is trivial. Of course there are the nine million NPC's that have to be layered on top. Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 5, 2017 |
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Just so we're clear, I'm going to be running everyone's posting patterns through a heuristics and pattern recognition algorithm to determine if you are worthy of my respect online in these forums. This is totally normal and if you think it's weird then you, and not I, are bad and uncool. I'll have your results in a week after I have fed the relevant information matrices into my federal posting database, de-smegged said database, and then run my holistic heuristic autistic algorithm thoroughly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWq8ynUq7wM REMEMBER ME, JARED?!
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Natron posted:holistic heuristic autistic algorithm mods change my name, etc...
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Natron posted:Just so we're clear, I'm going to be running everyone's posting patterns through a heuristics and pattern recognition algorithm to determine if you are worthy of my respect online in these forums. Glad to see you getting into the spirit of the thread.
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Beet Wagon posted:mods change my name, etc...
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Heres the space asians Found another one! 
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Sarsapariller posted:Wow normally citizen opinions don't really enrage me but holy poo poo that combination of ASMR voice and invitation of criticism at the start of the video, then pre-emptive smug dismissal of same for the rest of the video. I didn't know that insecurity layered beneath preening condescension was my trigger but as I listened to this shitheel I suddenly realized why WWE has so many fans. "I welcome your feedback- and if your feedback is that things don't look good, you're a child. Also an idiot. Probably delusional Star Citizen : Its all about the beep beep boop boop Also, why are the asteriods static?
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Beet Wagon posted:Holy poo poo, I refuse to read all that but it looks like that guy might be trying to murder Gremlich with words. So that's what happened to G0rf. TheAgent posted:the funny thing about getting quoted offsite is that people think theagent moniker means something Well, Star Citizen was in it's infancy back in 2002....poo poo wait I should adjust the date forward not back.That's how this works right?
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Mr Fronts posted:I have a Miele too. Let's start an ORG. They are also the one with the IoT dishwasher with the directory traversal vuln - https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/26/miele_joins_internetofst_hall_of_shame/ . And that was the first and only time I had ever heard of them.
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TheAgent posted:the funny thing about getting quoted offsite is that people think theagent moniker means something It's like a game of telephone except at some point you hit a bunch of people who stop passing it on past themselves for a while and just tell each other what they think the message means.
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his nibs posted:I miss branston I miss brenda too.
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Remember when people believed things CIG promised?......r/starcitizen_refunds remembers.
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ripptide posted:Remember when people believed things CIG promised?......r/starcitizen_refunds remembers. Remember when SQ42 was going to be shipped in If it had shipped, they wouldn't use inane Mark Hamill dialogue clips to taunt the idiots still backing this farce.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's like a game of telephone except at some point you hit a bunch of people who stop passing it on past themselves for a while and just tell each other what they think the message means. X'ian whispers
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promising, guessing, wondering, believing star citizen
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Liu posted:dont spend money to buy games unless they are actually out already? maybe Or if they are from a halfway decent company with an actual track record. Among others, I preordered Doom 2016. It was great, other than Kinguin being idiots. (No plastic, so I gave the money to a friend and he decided to use them) It all worked out in the end, and I shot MANY monsters. IN SPACE!
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Found another one! WRONG! Those are EARTH turtles, not SPACE! turtles. Do I need to do EVERYTHING for you people? Stop spreading FUD, Drak!
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Sandi: "Get that off the table." Chris: "I will 'get that off the table.' You can go back to reading your paper if you want.." [Paper is shown being held up with Chris' face on it; full page advertisement for Charter Spectrum] Sandi: [laughs sarcastically] "No, no. I'm good." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y78PPfs1NXc&t=91s This is the most passive aggressive display of contempt for eachother I have ever seen, lmao
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Roflan posted:Who will have aliens in game first, Star Citizen or Elite? What does your heart tell you? also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SgVuD635Ic
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Thoatse posted:What does your heart tell you? Those are just teasers. Besides, I mean the actual aliens, not just their ships.
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Oh good! Looks like they got the final cutscene motion capture going where Pusher saves the day with all the movie actors. Player character is just code for "cameraman" as you watch the massive Roberts epic play out before you. Occasionally you'll fly for a couple minutes between scenes in some kind of poo poo space mini game.
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nawledgelambo posted:Sandi: "Get that off the table." Sandi clearly dislikes the gift. After that exchange, they make a clumsy mid-sentence edit to a single of Chris talking about the magazine article. Obviously, something was cut out.
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I don't think it was so much the gift as it was the wrapper she was pointing at nevertheless funny the way she says it to chris like he's an infant and he retorts with the quip of, "did you forget how famous I am bitch?"
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's like a game of telephone except at some point you hit a bunch of people who stop passing it on past themselves for a while and just tell each other what they think the message means. Yeah, except in this game you pick up the telephone and get an order for a couple pizzas, a brownie cake and a side of wings while asking if you are 14.
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nawledgelambo posted:I don't think it was so much the gift as it was the wrapper she was pointing at Watch her expressions when he's opening it and reading the card. Frowning in disapproval instead of smiling.
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The Titanic posted:Oh good! Looks like they got the final cutscene motion capture going where Pusher saves the day with all the movie actors. Yeah, well, I am going to buy the Deakensist pack and get ALL the space lenses! With LTI, in case I space lose one. You know, in space. BDSCSE! (Best drat space cinematographer simulation ever!)
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nawledgelambo posted:Sandi: "Get that off the table." Stay till the end, and listen to the IT guy describe how they are constantly pissing money away making new desktop builds trying to one up each other in the office
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