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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
maybe less of the violent revolution wank fantasies though please

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Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Ewan posted:

maybe less of the violent revolution wank fantasies though please

gently caress off and go read some amusing Prince Philip anecdotes liberal

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
https://twitter.com/BBCFHewison/status/860414616425439232

#LDFB

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

Brian, mate. Having one of your songs used in a party political broadcast doesn't actually qualify you for leadership.

He is better qualified to be an MP than almost all 'current' MP's. He is also presentable, a very good debater and he can use the best political song ever made without issue.

Only issue is he would still need to do his bit on 6 Music, that is mandatory.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Ewan posted:

maybe less of the violent revolution wank fantasies though please

More people coming to accept that extra-parliamentary paths to socialism are the only viable paths is a good thing.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

jabby posted:

There are definitely good reasons to fall out with Corbyn, but during a time when the leadership has been desperately struggling for supportive MPs I think you've got to have a very good reason to add to their problems. Nandy supported the coup against Corbyn, which killed her chances of getting my vote. Lewis I could understand leaving shadow cabinet over Europe but defying the whip over the snap election vote just seemed pointless.

As far as his fealty to socialism goes I worry he is positioning himself as a 'unity' candidate who will give ground to the Blairites rather than continue Corbyn's legacy. The main problem with that is the Blairites will never be happy with only partial control of the party and will happily force him out at the first opportunity and replace him with someone they prefer.

When you say Corbyn's legacy what do you mean?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Well I'm convinced. I'll start printing the "We ❤ Cox" t-shirts.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Breath Ray posted:

When you say Corbyn's legacy what do you mean?

Probably going to be having fewer MPs than at any point since 1935.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jose posted:

Yvette cooper is definitely going to get people voting labour
She'll threaten to lock up anyone who doesn't.

DesperateDan posted:

No idea how though, and of course organising such thoughts and efforts becomes quickly problematic what with rapidly getting arrested for plotting the violent overthrow of the state, but I'm keen, mind.
I think it involves USB cufflinks. :v:

forkboy84 posted:

Agreed. Well, doesn't have to be totally violent, but it's certainly a useful weapon to have in the back pocket. Don't rule out the power of a strike. We should do more to make syndicalism a thing again in the 21st century.
I think we're going to see decentralized anarchist/communalist efforts for service provision become more of a thing. They mightn't be as efficient or as well directed as a competent state run initiative, but when the state refuses or is incapable they're the usual step in replacement, as happened a lot in Southern Africa.

Either that or we'll all just starve to death in the gutter clinging to our British individualism for warmth.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
Successful peaceful protest is always backed by the threat of violence. It's not so much "Do this please, it's the correct and good thing", than "Do this correct and good thing with us peacefully, here, now, or do it with them painfully and bloodily later". That's not a violent rebellion wank-fantasy, that's just how it is.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Well I'm convinced. I'll start printing the "We ❤ Cox" t-shirts.

Labour MPs reveal Cox

Or wait is that just Simon Danzcuk?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

Nah, this is a misreading of the country. It's not that they are temporarily embarrassed lords, it's that they are just terrified of change. Any change, even change for the good is bad because change is dirty word to a majority of this country right now. It's not that they think they will one day be part of the aristocracy so much as just the peasants recognising their place.

The vote to leave the EU seems like a vote for change!

forkboy84 posted:

Probably going to be having fewer MPs than at any point since 1935.

Perhaps but I think jabby had something else in mind

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Labour Dead gently caress Britain?

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Breath Ray posted:

The vote to leave the EU seems like a vote for change!

Yeah I was gonna say. When offered a choice between "familiar stability" and "a plunge into the unknown everyone says is bad but will probably have less muslims", people went with the second one. A lot of people in this country actively want bad things to happen.

haakman
May 5, 2011

Serotonin posted:

gently caress off and go read some amusing Prince Philip anecdotes liberal

Democratic Socialism is a panacea to uppity left wingers, much the same as peaceful protest. You will never change the superstructure if you do not deal with the base first.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

big scary monsters posted:

Apropos of nothing but my idle twitter browsing:




this explains a lot

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

TACD posted:

Corbyn's policies have always been popular, it's his character that gets attacked. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people don't really know what his policies are.

That's because for the most part they're Miliband's policies given a gloss of red paint.


e: ps. you might have guessed I'm against the violent revolution wank fantasy, not just on principle grounds but you might also reflect that a problem the left has is that it takes one shot at winning an election, is set to lose not because of policy or ideology but because of a long string of unforced errors, and rather than want to fix it and try again you all immediately want to give up and go home and dream dreams of the revolution to come.

That's why you don't win.

Alchenar fucked around with this message at 10:35 on May 5, 2017

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Brian Cox, Prime Minister would be something to see. I have no idea what his policies are but it'd be nice to have someone not completely scientifically illiterate running things for a change.

Alchenar posted:

That's because for the most part they're Miliband's policies given a gloss of red paint.

Miliband was also totally willing to throw migrants under a bus though. The fact Corbyn wasn't is good (and the fact that anyone who isn't might be hosed is a damning verdict on the country).

Alertrelic
Apr 18, 2008

Serotonin posted:

Bang on. The system is rigged in capitals favour. Engaging with the system is not how socialism wins.

I think a slick, populist, left-wing message could cut through and win. That doesn't obviate the need for strong extra-parliamentary political action as well though.

Breath Ray posted:

The vote to leave the EU seems like a vote for change!

For a lot of people, it was a vote to roll back change.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

spectralent posted:

Brian Cox, Prime Minister would be something to see. I have no idea what his policies are but it'd be nice to have someone not completely scientifically illiterate running things for a change.
Not that it's guaranteed to be a good thing, Thatcher was a chemist after all.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Alertrelic posted:

I think a slick, populist, left-wing message could cut through and win.




What on earth do you base that on?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

ukle posted:

He is better qualified to be an MP than almost all 'current' MP's. He is also presentable, a very good debater and he can use the best political song ever made without issue.
If the incumbent is a Tory, the best political song is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGe6-xzbISw

Actually, can the Socialist Republic of Britain have a death metal national anthem? that'd make for a fun Olympics.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veg63B8ofnQ

brexit.m4v

yes i know it's very old

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
They should draw straws for the next Labour leader imho.

At least they'd be sure to do better than Corbyn.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

AP posted:

They should draw straws for the next Labour leader imho.

At least they'd be sure to do better than Corbyn.

[citation needed]

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MarcherLord1/status/860414460204388353

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/860430450354999297

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

AP posted:

They should draw straws for the next Labour leader imho.

At least they'd be sure to do better than Corbyn.
They already tried that and Owen Smith lost.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Kurtofan posted:

the English don't like when their language supremacy is threatened

I'm not natively english speaking and I don't like it either

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


spectralent posted:

Brian Cox, Prime Minister would be something to see. I have no idea what his policies are but it'd be nice to have someone not completely scientifically illiterate running things for a change.


It'd almost certainly be technocratic neoliberalism, which has a clear history of success.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
http://www.zdnet.com/article/leaked-document-reveals-uk-plans-for-wider-internet-surveillance/

quote:

The UK government is planning to push greater surveillance powers that would force internet providers to monitor communications in near-realtime and install backdoor equipment to break encryption, according to a leaked document.

A draft of the proposed new surveillance powers, leaked on Thursday, is part of a "targeted consultation" into the Investigatory Powers Act, brought into law last year, which critics called the "most extreme surveillance law ever passed in a democracy".

Provisions in proposals show that the government is asking for powers to compel internet providers to turn over the realtime communications of a person "in an intelligible form," including encrypted content, within one working day.

To that end, internet providers will be forced to introduce a backdoor point on their networks to allow intelligence agencies to read anyone's communications.

This "backdoor" capability was heavily criticized last year when it was floated as part of the draft law's proposal. Apple chief executive Tim Cook last year warned of "dire consequences" if the legislation required internet providers or companies to put backdoors into their systems. The provision would effectively prohibit companies operating in the UK from introducing end-to-end encryption, a feature now commonplace in many messaging apps, including Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp, and Apple's own messaging platform iMessage.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

His Divine Shadow posted:

I'm not natively english speaking and I don't like it either

anglo loving dog

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Look, it's obvious that was one of May's pet fash laws. She's hardly going to give up on it now, is she.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Kurtofan posted:

anglo loving dog

Listen I dun learnt english gud and I don't want to start over ok

Alertrelic
Apr 18, 2008

Serotonin posted:

What on earth do you base that on?

You need to alternative venues for the message. I'd propose using Labour's vast sums of cash and largely inactive membership to build new media organisations, and possibly think tanks, as well as providing direct services on the ground were possible and working on rebuilding trade unions. That gives you the people, the data and the stories you need to start controlling how events are framed and it lets you take the initiative, rather than having to rely on Diane Abbot radio interviews or the literal fascists who choose Question Time audiences.

Its not impossible, we did it in Scotland with gently caress all money and barely any time, but that was obviously in the context of the referendum. And there are fair arguments to be made there about the relative threat that independence poses to capital, compared to the prospect of a socialist UK.

Fact is, long-term institutional power and at least some influence over the national media landscape is going to be necessary regardless of whether you believe in an electoral or extra-parliamentary approach.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Better article on this on the reg :

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/04/uk_bulk_surveillance_powers_draft/

If it goes through it would stop almost all significant mobile app development happening in the UK, and could well result in some big names moving various software development out of the UK. Unfortunately it will go through as Glorious Leader has been wanting it for years.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/860432151895998464

well then

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Strong and stable national suicide

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Alertrelic posted:

You need to alternative venues for the message. I'd propose using Labour's vast sums of cash and largely inactive membership to build new media organisations, and possibly think tanks, as well as providing direct services on the ground were possible and working on rebuilding trade unions. That gives you the people, the data and the stories you need to start controlling how events are framed and it lets you take the initiative, rather than having to rely on Diane Abbot radio interviews or the literal fascists who choose Question Time audiences.

Its not impossible, we did it in Scotland with gently caress all money and barely any time, but that was obviously in the context of the referendum. And there are fair arguments to be made there about the relative threat that independence poses to capital, compared to the prospect of a socialist UK.

Fact is, long-term institutional power and at least some influence over the national media landscape is going to be necessary regardless of whether you believe in an electoral or extra-parliamentary approach.

Reasonable response, thanks. What you suggest canny ever happen within current structures of Labour party though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
whats even the point if you can't get 30% turnout

https://twitter.com/LGiU/status/860...-scotland-wales

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Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Alertrelic posted:

I'd propose using Labour's vast sums of cash [...] to build [..] tanks

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