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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
gently caress a couple came in here and, no poo poo, put Nickelback on the stereo

this is what I get for putting headphones on instead of blasting Slayer

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Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.
legs is actually the dumbest poo poo on the planet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I did not work out today, instead went outside and had sex with a 24 year old hottie

I do not regret, she said I had nice arms

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a girl i know commented "drat your calves are shredded" last week at the local street fair

every day is calf raise day

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I did not work out today, instead went outside and had sex with a 24 year old hottie

I do not regret, she said I had nice arms

What was his name

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Psycho Society posted:

What was his name

Kaiden

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

that's my top mortal kombat pick too

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Khorne posted:

I do. Every gym day is leg day in some form.

If you're getting sore you're not doing it frequently enough.

This is false.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

fe-males definitely get real wet when they see my calves

dakana
Aug 28, 2006
So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.

Khorne posted:

I'll be honest and say I enjoy deadlifts and do lots of volume. I don't enjoy squats as much, probably because despite trying real drat hard I still suck, but I do both with the same frequency.

Squats are fine

Heavy as poo poo leg press and then 30 dumbbell lunges after squats make your quads feel like bulging hot balloons of blood and sinew.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Just threw up half my dinner

New cutting strategy going well

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Just chug some extra protein.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
First drink some glue next time to keep it down

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
It tasted just as good coming back up.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


sassassin posted:

Just threw up half my dinner

Only half? Let us know when you get serious.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
After dragging around lower back aches (caused by ego lifting) for half a year I'm finally pain free again.

Blackroll ftw.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
I will never go without a foam roller of some sort ever again. Once in a blue moon someone will ask me what it is and I'll say its my dildo, but I think I need a bigger one :haw:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

hehe, you cant put a foam roller in your butt silly


:stare:

or can you

:catstare:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

a mysterious cloak posted:

Only half? Let us know when you get serious.

I don't want to go into *starvation mode*.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Fartbox posted:

hehe, you cant put a foam roller in your butt silly


:stare:

or can you

:catstare:


Constipated posted:

I will never go without a foam roller of some sort ever again. Once in a blue moon someone will ask me what it is and I'll say its my dildo, but I think I need a bigger one :haw:

Well if you go by his username there may be some issues.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Fartbox posted:

hehe, you cant put a foam roller in your butt silly


:stare:

or can you

:catstare:

Much like increasing your max, just have to start with a small one and work your way up. Look to the goatman for inspiration.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
i messed my shoulder up a bit somehow. I don't think it was gym related, I tend to sleep on my right side every night, and sometimes if I fall asleep reading on my laptop, my shoulder will be in a weird position. When I was at work hammering some coils it felt uncomfortable and I could feel a tendon or something near the rear and side delts pop into place, so I left and went by the doc in the box. None of the nurse practitioner's tests bothered it though, and none of the little tests for impingement you can do hurt either, so hopefully I just need to let it rest and I can be back to my gains. My shoulders have always been pretty good to me, I hope it really is just the sleeping on my side thing. I know for a fact I managed to sleep the whole night in that position too because I woke up the same way and my hips were stiff as gently caress

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I just finished a workout with 5x5 deadlifts, 5x5 rack pulls, 3x10 rear leg elevated squats, and 3x10 hyperextensions.

I can barely stand up, yet still can't help but feel disappointed that I didn't lift heavier. Swole happiness eludes me :(

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

UnfurledSails posted:

Swole happiness eludes me :(

There is no such thing. There's only the rep you missed, or the weight that was lacking. :smith:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

UnfurledSails posted:

I just finished a workout with 5x5 deadlifts, 5x5 rack pulls, 3x10 rear leg elevated squats, and 3x10 hyperextensions.

I can barely stand up, yet still can't help but feel disappointed that I didn't lift heavier. Swole happiness eludes me :(

never get content

always push for something greater

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Fartbox posted:

never get content

always push for something greater

This what I tell myself while pooping

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Pesmerga posted:

There is no such thing. There's only the rep you missed, or the weight that was lacking. :smith:

Some of you guys are sad sacks of shits.

Just stand next to some scrawny nerd and feel better about yourself.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

There will always be someone next to you who makes you feel like u are the scrawny nerd

Theres this guy in my gym who got forearms that are as big as my upper arms

i wistfully stand in the gym and stare at his marvelous body

not in a gay way though

i just like to look at mens bodies. Naked preferably, so I can see more of their bodies

not in a gay way though

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Fartbox posted:

There will always be someone next to you who makes you feel like u are the scrawny nerd

Theres this guy in my gym who got forearms that are as big as my upper arms

i wistfully stand in the gym and stare at his marvelous body

not in a gay way though

i just like to look at mens bodies. Naked preferably, so I can see more of their bodies

not in a gay way though

See there is your problem.

Just embrace it and be gay.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

and then Fartbox was gay

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Fartbox posted:

and then Fartbox was gay

:getin:

Had 2 hours of sleep today, worked a grueling 8 hour shift where I move heavy poo poo all day, then was insane enough to do my scheduled leg workout and it went really well. :kiddo:

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Some of my best workouts have been powered only by caffeine and hatred, in lieu of sleep.

Some of my worst ones, too.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
This one was powered by Bronkaid, a can of green monster and hatred via Trump's stupid loving face on the TV's and also top 40 music that was way louder than it usually is.

Also, my old janitor buddy who I talked to every night for 2 years finally retired, I'm going to miss him but he is now free of cleaning gym chalk off everything and organizing dozens of plates/dumbbells that assholes leave scattered around every night. He said he plans on going fishing and catching up on sleep :unsmith:

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
working out has made me queer. i check out men's asses and calves and thighs and arms. surprising number of people skip leg day.

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012

ham_sanitizer posted:

working out has made me queer. i check out men's asses and calves and thighs and arms. surprising number of people skip leg day.

My search history is around 70% shirtless dudes. The other 30% is naked dudes.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Ain't nothing wrong with a little male nudity

Only a human being would have something against a beautiful naked male body

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Leg day followed immediately by intervals on the bike, all while watching hockey.

Feeels... gooood...

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I get all this definition on my upper body, but none in my legs. I have a leg day :mad:

Why do my legs just look like undefined blobs

I want to be able to flex my legs like I flex my biceps

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Fartbox posted:

I have a leg day

Singular.

There is your problem.
Man I'm on a roll today with fixing your issues.

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bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Fartbox posted:

I get all this definition on my upper body, but none in my legs. I have a leg day :mad:

Why do my legs just look like undefined blobs

I want to be able to flex my legs like I flex my biceps

Have you considered having more than one leg day?

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