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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Say Nothing posted:

Japanese porn tends to involve clumsy boob groping resembling someone roughly kneading two lumps of dough.
...so I've been told.

Best one I ever saw was a girl in office clothes tied spreadeagled on the bed. I mean, fully dressed. Crotch pixillated out. Someone off-camera stuck their arm out with one of those Hitachi Magic Wands and someone else was tickling the girl on the bed. So she's fully dressed, including pantyhose, and being tickled while someone else forcefully uses a vibrator on her clit. All the time she's screaming about how embarrassing the situation is. You never even see her balls or navel.

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

nerdz posted:


Ooh bhabis my rod just inclined 90 degrees on the equator and automatically launched into geostationary orbit

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

I hope that's a fake cause that's some poo poo taste if it's real

Mugticket
Sep 13, 2011

Tired Moritz posted:

I hope that's a fake cause that's some poo poo taste if it's real

:raise:

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Holy poo poo this thread was started in (late) February!?
Having said that, it's now hard to imagine a world before this thread though.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment.

The bhabhi's car is a fading dust cloud on the road. The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam."

:golfclap: Perfection

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Well this just popped up for me

http://www.boredpanda.com/indian-family-comics-brown-paperbag/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment.

The bhabhi's car is a fading dust cloud on the road. The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam."
:popeye:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

quote:

Dowry Abuse Is The Domestic Violence Crisis You've Never Heard Of


In 2014 *Kiara arrived in Australia to enter into an arranged marriage with Jai*, an Indian national and Australian citizen.

Her family in India paid some of Kiara's dowry (a dowry is cash or something of monetary value given to a husband by a bride or her family before a marriage) and covered the costs associated with the visa application, all to the tune of around AUD$6,000.

Once Kiara, then 24, arrived in Australia her new husband demanded 5,000,000 rupees (around AUD$100,000) because he said the initial payment was too small.

Kiara refused, knowing her parents had no more to give but said if she could earn an income she could add more to her dowry.

The couple lived in Sydney's west where she got a casual job working as a waitress at a restaurant.

She says her husband thought it was disrespectful that she should "serve other men" so Kiara left the job and applied for a job at a factory.

But then Jai told her she couldn't leave the house and he would bring men home where she would work as a prostitute until she had personally paid for the dowry.

This is when Kiara made contact with the Indian (Subcontinent) Crisis and Support Agency which assists migrant women suffering dowry abuse.

"She was one of the rare ones who had actually held a job in India, so I said 'you're going to this interview at this factory because you need income so you can get out of this'," the agency's project leader Kittu Randhawa told BuzzFeed News.

"At the point that [Jai] brought men home, [Kiara] left."

The agency is helping Kiara establish her economic independence while she waits to find out if she can get residency in Australia.

"While Kiara is working full time, rents her own unit and has purchased a car, her visa has been refused and the department of immigration and border protection do not believe her relationship to be a genuine one," Randhawa said.

She also alleged: "Her husband, on the other hand, has been seen on matrimonial sites posing as a single man looking for a bride to come to Australia with impunity. They are not divorced yet.

"If Kiara returns to India, she will endure shame and disrespect for being a ‘left woman’, as will her family. Any future relationship will be tainted by her being a divorcee. None of these issues will impact her husband."

And Kiara is not alone.

When Jagdish Singh was charged with the murder of his wife Harjit Kaur at their Glenwood home in Sydney's west in March, the agency was flooded with calls, Randhawa said.

"I had 62 phone call inquiries in the 10 days after that incident," she said.

"On a regular week, I'll get about five calls from women needing assistance and dowry will be a factor in about 70% of those cases."

In the last year, the agency had assisted 120 women who had "complex problems involving migration and dowry", she said.

"Five of them have received their residency, six have had to return to India or were duped by their husbands to take a trip and then their visa sponsorship was withdrawn so they couldn't return.

"Most are in some process of trying to stay in Australia via domestic violence provisions in the law."

Dowry is not just an exchange of gifts.

It is a fundamental part of marriage agreements that can be cash, assets or visas and demands for further dowry can continue for years after the marriage, Randhawa said. It is illegal in India.

"When we talk about dowry abuse we're not talking about some Bollywood movie situation where the mother-in-law beats the daughter within an inch of her life unless the father pays up," she said.

"For some young girls who come from poor families, who cannot fund any further education, marriage is considered the only option.

"A chance to escape the poverty trap by marrying a man overseas is a tempting opportunity for the family.

"People are subtly making a lot of money through marriage in this country."

Randhawa believes current immigration processes enable domestic violence and financial abuse to run rampant.

"These women get married and come over here, but because the immigration process for a partner visa takes up to 12 months they are put on a visitor visa with no entitlements, medical stuff or ability to work.

"These women can't even buy their own sanitary pads without telling their husbands."

In violent situations women felt trapped in the situation because they had no financial independence, she said.

"Police will tell them 'if you're in danger, leave' but the reality is they have no source of income so I've had three girls turn to prostitution because they've left the situation and found themselves homeless."

In 2014, the agency sent a discussion paper to attorney-general George Brandis and Labor MP Ed Husic and made little headway, Randhawa said, but the agency has since had support from Western Sydney Greens candidate Chris Winslow and Anti-Slavery Australia director Dr Jennifer Burns who introduced it at a recent parliamentary enquiry.

The agency has also appealed to state politicians like the minister for women, Tanya Davies, to look into addressing the issues of abuse in multicultural marriages in relation to dowry.

*Kiara and Jai's names have been changed to protect their identity.


https://www.buzzfeed.com/ginarushton/dowry-abuse-is-the-domestic-violence-crisis-youve-never?utm_term=.lwqOol25b#.vnRPrB9ZM

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

way late but I was just thinking of this picture while listening to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0bhbQbG88

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

sout posted:

Holy poo poo this thread was started in (late) February!?
Having said that, it's now hard to imagine a world before this thread though.

There is no logical impossibility in the hypothesis that the rods sprang 90 degrees into existence five minutes ago, exactly as it then was, with bhabhis that "remembered" a wholly super bowl.

---- Bertrand Russell

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment.

The bhabhi's car is a fading dust cloud on the road. The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam."

:discourse: mama mia!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah.
The conversation then goes like this:
Him "I see. So would you say 10 mins"
Me "Well as I just explained it's not about how long you do it it's about this this and this'
Him "Right, so what about 20 mins?"
Me "No, it's not....do you understand?"
Him "So you don't know how long I need to put it in for to make her cum?"
Me "Ok that's time up anyway, uh good luck with all of that"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
The bad stories are things like Indian raised guys are a big fan of what I call the kiss-headlock. Indian guys love kissing. I kiss but there are limits. You can't eat my face off and I need to breathe. They will try to hold your head in a headlock so you cannot pull away. A lot of a booking can just be fighting with them over their behaviour and them going 'sorry sorry' then trying something else crap. It's not all of them of course but it is a fact they are the number one banned culture in Aus, UK and Canada. Many girls just flat out won't see them at all.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The bad stories are things like Indian raised guys are a big fan of what I call the kiss-headlock. Indian guys love kissing. I kiss but there are limits. You can't eat my face off and I need to breathe. They will try to hold your head in a headlock so you cannot pull away. A lot of a booking can just be fighting with them over their behaviour and them going 'sorry sorry' then trying something else crap. It's not all of them of course but it is a fact they are the number one banned culture in Aus, UK and Canada. Many girls just flat out won't see them at all.

I remember a while back seeing a show on sbs where gay Indian men complained bitterly that they were discriminated against in the dating scene and couldn't seem to get any action.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah.
The conversation then goes like this:
Him "I see. So would you say 10 mins"
Me "Well as I just explained it's not about how long you do it it's about this this and this'
Him "Right, so what about 20 mins?"
Me "No, it's not....do you understand?"
Him "So you don't know how long I need to put it in for to make her cum?"
Me "Ok that's time up anyway, uh good luck with all of that"

What do you do for a living?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That seems like a really inappropriate thing to discuss in a professional context

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




pretty sure they're a sex worker what with the kissing

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Oh yeah that makes way more sense, I was picturing that conversation in a white-collar environment.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Indians: Number one banned culture

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Tbf Dane cook could be a white devil bhabi in an office

Or a hot dude

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Did I use that word right

I just assume from reading that bhabi is like babe in context

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

Did I use that word right

I just assume from reading that bhabi is like babe in context

Oh, you're missing out on so much. Your "bhabhi" is your older brother's wife.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Alan Smithee posted:

Did I use that word right

I just assume from reading that bhabi is like babe in context

Looks like someone didn't graduate from gently caress girls&bhabhi university...

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
found a willing bhabi

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah.
The conversation then goes like this:
Him "I see. So would you say 10 mins"
Me "Well as I just explained it's not about how long you do it it's about this this and this'
Him "Right, so what about 20 mins?"
Me "No, it's not....do you understand?"
Him "So you don't know how long I need to put it in for to make her cum?"
Me "Ok that's time up anyway, uh good luck with all of that"

His heart is in the right place.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alpha Mayo posted:

Looks like someone didn't graduate from gently caress girls&bhabhi university...

I'm sorry, but they suck compared to Big Melon U (South).

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Rubellavator posted:

His heart is in the right place.

Right next to the secondary external butt milky navel according to my indian anatomy knowledge

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah.
The conversation then goes like this:
Him "I see. So would you say 10 mins"
Me "Well as I just explained it's not about how long you do it it's about this this and this'
Him "Right, so what about 20 mins?"
Me "No, it's not....do you understand?"
Him "So you don't know how long I need to put it in for to make her cum?"
Me "Ok that's time up anyway, uh good luck with all of that"

Was he at least cute

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ftfy


nerdz posted:

found a willing bhabi



Dhalsim nude mod? I have been playing street fighter wrong all these years!

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

KomodoWagon posted:

Oh, you're missing out on so much. Your "bhabhi" is your older brother's wife.

So it's like cucking with added patrilineal hierarchies

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Nice it has the Troll Sexy Actress logo and everything

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 11:16 on May 6, 2017

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Ftfy


Dhalsim nude mod? I have been playing street fighter wrong all these years!

Wait til u see why other parts of his body you can stretch :grin:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Super bowl from you, goodboob madam :tipshat:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
mY ROD is thick and BIG LEAKER

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I AM SQUIRTING GALLONS

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