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Say Nothing posted:Japanese porn tends to involve clumsy boob groping resembling someone roughly kneading two lumps of dough. Best one I ever saw was a girl in office clothes tied spreadeagled on the bed. I mean, fully dressed. Crotch pixillated out. Someone off-camera stuck their arm out with one of those Hitachi Magic Wands and someone else was tickling the girl on the bed. So she's fully dressed, including pantyhose, and being tickled while someone else forcefully uses a vibrator on her clit. All the time she's screaming about how embarrassing the situation is. You never even see her balls or navel.
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nerdz posted:
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# ? May 4, 2017 07:56 |
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I hope that's a fake cause that's some poo poo taste if it's real
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# ? May 4, 2017 07:59 |
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Tired Moritz posted:I hope that's a fake cause that's some poo poo taste if it's real
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# ? May 4, 2017 09:14 |
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Holy poo poo this thread was started in (late) February!? Having said that, it's now hard to imagine a world before this thread though.
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# ? May 4, 2017 09:26 |
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The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment. The bhabhi's car is a fading dust cloud on the road. The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam."
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:The man stares after it, smiles. "Super bowl to you, madam." Perfection
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Well this just popped up for me http://www.boredpanda.com/indian-family-comics-brown-paperbag/
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment.
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quote:Dowry Abuse Is The Domestic Violence Crisis You've Never Heard Of https://www.buzzfeed.com/ginarushton/dowry-abuse-is-the-domestic-violence-crisis-youve-never?utm_term=.lwqOol25b#.vnRPrB9ZM
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way late but I was just thinking of this picture while listening to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0bhbQbG88
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sout posted:Holy poo poo this thread was started in (late) February!? There is no logical impossibility in the hypothesis that the rods sprang 90 degrees into existence five minutes ago, exactly as it then was, with bhabhis that "remembered" a wholly super bowl. ---- Bertrand Russell
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:The bhabhi pulls her car up to the toll booth, window down, a graceful, braceleted arm suspended outside in affected casualness, hovering precariously above the sun-hot metal of the door. The old man inside mops his brow, turns his weathered face to her. Her heart quickens. Does he recognize her? Does he remember that night in Goa when she was a girl of no more than nineteen, and when his hair, now a wisp of snow under an official hat, was a luxurious salt-and-pepper mane? The bhabhi remembers, remembers the plumpiness, remembers the shagging, the navel, the bottom. The car door is hot against her arm. His face betrays nothing but the years, and as she catches a glimpse her own reflection shrouded in his cataracted eyes, she turns away, looks to her purse. He was handsome once, she remembers, and her pride at the passion they shared pushes away the grief of lost youth, if only for a moment. mama mia!
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Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah. The conversation then goes like this: Him "I see. So would you say 10 mins" Me "Well as I just explained it's not about how long you do it it's about this this and this' Him "Right, so what about 20 mins?" Me "No, it's not....do you understand?" Him "So you don't know how long I need to put it in for to make her cum?" Me "Ok that's time up anyway, uh good luck with all of that"
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The bad stories are things like Indian raised guys are a big fan of what I call the kiss-headlock. Indian guys love kissing. I kiss but there are limits. You can't eat my face off and I need to breathe. They will try to hold your head in a headlock so you cannot pull away. A lot of a booking can just be fighting with them over their behaviour and them going 'sorry sorry' then trying something else crap. It's not all of them of course but it is a fact they are the number one banned culture in Aus, UK and Canada. Many girls just flat out won't see them at all.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The bad stories are things like Indian raised guys are a big fan of what I call the kiss-headlock. Indian guys love kissing. I kiss but there are limits. You can't eat my face off and I need to breathe. They will try to hold your head in a headlock so you cannot pull away. A lot of a booking can just be fighting with them over their behaviour and them going 'sorry sorry' then trying something else crap. It's not all of them of course but it is a fact they are the number one banned culture in Aus, UK and Canada. Many girls just flat out won't see them at all. I remember a while back seeing a show on sbs where gay Indian men complained bitterly that they were discriminated against in the dating scene and couldn't seem to get any action.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah. What do you do for a living?
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That seems like a really inappropriate thing to discuss in a professional context
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:24 |
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pretty sure they're a sex worker what with the kissing
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Oh yeah that makes way more sense, I was picturing that conversation in a white-collar environment.
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Indians: Number one banned culture
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:28 |
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Tbf Dane cook could be a white devil bhabi in an office Or a hot dude
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Did I use that word right I just assume from reading that bhabi is like babe in context
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:12 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Did I use that word right Oh, you're missing out on so much. Your "bhabhi" is your older brother's wife.
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Alan Smithee posted:Did I use that word right Looks like someone didn't graduate from gently caress girls&bhabhi university...
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:40 |
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found a willing bhabi
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah. His heart is in the right place.
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Alpha Mayo posted:Looks like someone didn't graduate from gently caress girls&bhabhi university... I'm sorry, but they suck compared to Big Melon U (South).
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Rubellavator posted:His heart is in the right place. Right next to the secondary external butt milky navel according to my indian anatomy knowledge
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Anyway yes I have tonnes of Indian client stories. I had one guy ask me one night how long he had to bang his future arranged wife on their wedding night before she would cum. I explained carefully how orgasm is different for women and firstly it may not happen on her wedding night due to nerves and inexperience and secondly that a woman cumming doesn't necessarily depend on prolonged penetration but a bunch of things like mental, clit stimulation blah blah blah. Was he at least cute
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Captain Yossarian posted:bhabi mia! Ftfy nerdz posted:found a willing bhabi Dhalsim nude mod? I have been playing street fighter wrong all these years!
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KomodoWagon posted:Oh, you're missing out on so much. Your "bhabhi" is your older brother's wife. So it's like cucking with added patrilineal hierarchies
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Nice it has the Troll Sexy Actress logo and everything Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 11:16 on May 6, 2017 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Ftfy Wait til u see why other parts of his body you can stretch
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# ? May 6, 2017 11:47 |
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Super bowl from you, goodboob madam
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mY ROD is thick and BIG LEAKER
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I AM SQUIRTING GALLONS
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