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Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

Scruff McGruff posted:

This is pretty mild but I got this yesterday



The county is looking to build a new centralized 911 call center that consolidates a number of smaller centers for multiple police/fire departments into one facility with up-to-date technology which has been proven to be extremely effective, efficient, and is becoming the model across the country. But, you know, I wouldn't want you to get more complaints at your job so why don't we scrap the whole thing.

Like, there's plenty of legitimate criticism for the proposal but this is the one you felt strongly enough about to post?

The north american emergency number costs money to call?

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Catberry posted:

The north american emergency number costs money to call?

Not to call it; they subsidize the cost of running the 911 centers via a surcharge on phone service in general.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

jivjov posted:

Not to call it; they subsidize the cost of running the 911 centers via a surcharge on phone service in general.

Makes sense. gently caress the phone companies.

Relentlessly for how they handled dial up internet during the 90s.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
They pass it straight through to customers, doesn't bother the phone companies at all. I guess they get a good number of complaints about it.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MasterSlowPoke posted:

They pass it straight through to customers, doesn't bother the phone companies at all. I guess they get a good number of complaints about it.

i looked it up and the propsed whopping 450% hike for kalamazoo county EMS comes out to.... $2.30/mo. devastating

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Jon Oliver did a nice segment on how behind 911 operators are with the times, notably how most of them don't even have a way to answer texts (which, you know, would be nice when you can't call).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XlyB_QQYs

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Scruff McGruff posted:

Like, there's plenty of legitimate criticism for the proposal but this is the one you felt strongly enough about to post?

I like it when cops are honest and just flat out say "I don't want our state to decriminalize marijuana because I like being able to conduct warrantless searches just by saying 'I smelled weed'."

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

seiferguy posted:

Jon Oliver did a nice segment on how behind 911 operators are with the times, notably how most of them don't even have a way to answer texts (which, you know, would be nice when you can't call).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XlyB_QQYs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesx85EHRTo

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


Me: My health insurance might go up by orders of magnitude.
My brother: lol don't get health insurance. What's a car wreck cost, a few thousand?

He's in the navy.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Zapf Dingbat posted:

Me: My health insurance might go up by orders of magnitude.
My brother: lol don't get health insurance. What's a car wreck cost, a few thousand?

He's in the navy.

I would have guessed Marines.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Zapf Dingbat posted:

Me: My health insurance might go up by orders of magnitude.
My brother: lol don't get health insurance. What's a car wreck cost, a few thousand?

He's in the navy.

Let's play "guess the rate"

My top three guesses are
CSSR
BMSN
CTT1

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Crain posted:

Yes. But colorizing photos has been a thing for a looooong time.

I love the one of the Emir of Bukhara in his snazzy blue robe, although technically I guess that's more one of the first actual color photographs. :v:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I love the one of the Emir of Bukhara in his snazzy blue robe, although technically I guess that's more one of the first actual color photographs. :v:

That's an amazing photo, especially considering how it was taken. What most people may not know is that more than one photograph was taken during that trip.






The images were taken by taking three black & white exposures and slipping a red, yellow, or blue filter over the lens before each. The colors of each combined in typical RGB style to create a final color image.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That is some dapper loving apparel.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
If I remember right, there was no way to actually make a color version out of the photos until computers were applied to the problem.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

If I remember right, there was no way to actually make a color version out of the photos until computers were applied to the problem.
IIRC, they used projectors.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was gonna say if you just put the slides up to the light it should work fine.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

VideoTapir posted:

IIRC, they used projectors.

Calibrating those would have driven me *insane*.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

VideoTapir posted:

IIRC, they used projectors.

I find this stuff absolutely incredible. From the late-renaissance through victorian times it just constantly seemed that there was this huge gap between what we knew about the world and where the level of technology was at. Kind of like how so much of computing and codebreaking was figured out a century or two before we had anything we could use it for.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well codebreaking has been a thing for ages, people used ciphers through to antiquity.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
Someone on a friend's wall one-upped "taxation is theft" with "taxation is rape" and when called out on it by a victim of abuse double-downed on it...

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I've got an agreement with some socialists and antifa in my area that if the Libertarians start putting up taxation is theft signs again, we're going to go crazy with wage/property is theft signs.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

I can't tell if we're supposed to be laughing at or with this guy.

https://www.facebook.com/NaturalCuresNotMedicine/videos/1790539311085772/

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Sebadoh Gigante posted:

I can't tell if we're supposed to be laughing at or with this guy.

https://www.facebook.com/NaturalCuresNotMedicine/videos/1790539311085772/

Based on the URL alone, I'm going with "at".

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Well codebreaking has been a thing for ages, people used ciphers through to antiquity.

I'm about to show the exact level of detail I know about this: Wasn't it kind of rubbishy?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I've got an agreement with some socialists and antifa in my area that if the Libertarians start putting up taxation is theft signs again, we're going to go crazy with wage/property is theft signs.

!

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

My mom has been going off the deep end for a while. I've been trying to figure out where she's been getting her information so I can try to show her how its bad. She finally sent me a link to one of the videos she gets her information from. Has anyone encountered this particular youtube user? It might be kind of useless to try to turn her form the dark side but I have to try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO0S6j2Zsqo

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Alterian posted:

My mom has been going off the deep end for a while. I've been trying to figure out where she's been getting her information so I can try to show her how its bad. She finally sent me a link to one of the videos she gets her information from. Has anyone encountered this particular youtube user? It might be kind of useless to try to turn her form the dark side but I have to try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO0S6j2Zsqo

Well, after reading through antivaxxer comments I have to say that video is dumber. Though I'm laughing at the Guy Fawkes mask with glasses to appear intelligent.

Good luck.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Zapf Dingbat posted:

Me: My health insurance might go up by orders of magnitude.
My brother: lol don't get health insurance. What's a car wreck cost, a few thousand?

He's in the navy.
Most veterans don't give a poo poo about car insurance, and they'll happily recommend that you also join USAA without giving a poo poo if you can gain the benefits that servicemembers and their direct families get versus the lovely service everyone else gets from them.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I'm about to show the exact level of detail I know about this: Wasn't it kind of rubbishy?

No. An early cipher was wrapping papyrus around a staff in a spiral and writing on that. Without a staff of the same diameter, it was nearly impossible to break the message.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Not an email, but I had to process a Bill O'Reilley book today at work, this gem was on the back:

God boomers are such miserable bastards. I kinda wanna read this to see the rest of the self-owns.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Driving a manual car and writing letters like you're in school, now old school apparently.

Also what does "dress up" mean? Like, you dress according to where you're going on holiday, so if you're going to Spain you wear your socks and sandals and your three quarter length khaki shorts like a sane person.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Yeah, let me just put on a suit because why would I want to be comfortable on my 8 hour flight?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Honey did you remember to leave room for the loving three piece suit in the suitcase? God forbid I don't look like a hitman on the plane.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

OwlFancier posted:

Driving a manual car and writing letters like you're in school, now old school apparently.

Also what does "dress up" mean? Like, you dress according to where you're going on holiday, so if you're going to Spain you wear your socks and sandals and your three quarter length khaki shorts like a sane person.

We tend to laugh at tourists wearing socks and sandals in Spain, by the way. A lot.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fat Samurai posted:

We tend to laugh at tourists wearing socks and sandals in Spain, by the way. A lot.

Then all is right with the world.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Also what does "dress up" mean? Like, you dress according to where you're going on holiday, so if you're going to Spain you wear your socks and sandals and your three quarter length khaki shorts like a sane person.
People used to dress up for flying because it used to be an event, a treat, rather than being crammed into a cattle car after being treated like prison intake for an hour. The tickets used to be extortionate though.

Nowadays it makes good sense to dress up like a respectable businessman rather than a hippy or some kind of religious minority to reduce the chance of security fingering your arsehole while demanding you detail your trip in full.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Not an email, but I had to process a Bill O'Reilley book today at work, this gem was on the back:

God boomers are such miserable bastards. I kinda wanna read this to see the rest of the self-owns.

Old school, hipster, same diff.

Edit: maybe I'm picturing this weird, but a guy in a full tracksuit on a plane says "low level mafioso" more than "snowflake" to me.

KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 23:05 on May 6, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

KillerJunglist posted:

Edit: maybe I'm picturing this weird, but a guy in a full tracksuit on a plane says "low level mafioso" more than "snowflake" to me.
Or Eastern European 'legitimate businessman'. Or maybe even an athlete.

Also signing off with CUL8R, and saying 'sign off' in the first place for closing comms, sounds more like a 50 year old Ham radio guy doing CW on 40m from his shack in the back yard than a Millennial snowflake.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



What the hell is a Culator, anyways? :confused:

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