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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

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Seditiar
Aug 5, 2012

Pocket dick.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Hip dick.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I'm genuinely stupefied by the fact that this isn't a couple of 14-year-old boys; these are grown-rear end men. The guy on the left looks about 40 ! What is wrong with them ? Are they okay ?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
You know how doctors are growing ears and noses by grafting them onto peoples' arms and legs? Dude has a pussy grafted onto his elbow for science. He's a goddamn hero :911:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Istari posted:

I'm genuinely stupefied by the fact that this isn't a couple of 14-year-old boys; these are grown-rear end men. The guy on the left looks about 40 ! What is wrong with them ? Are they okay ?

Seriously lol, calm down bros

Nice elbow trick though.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



http://i.imgur.com/gCXs8Nl.gifv

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oh poo poo, remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6zzU30xOgQ

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED
Looks like the same guy who did this, which got some laughs from me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaZeoGuzLOg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yea same guy. He pretty quickly went from "pranking" to just being funny which is totally fine

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Powaqoatse posted:

Seriously lol, calm down bros

Nice elbow trick though.

He must have stumbled upon this thread while taking a break from his exciting night of balancing his checkbook like a "normal" adult.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Mammal Sauce posted:

He must have stumbled upon this thread while taking a break from his exciting night of balancing his checkbook like a "normal" adult.

We don't use cheques anymore, grandpa.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Istari posted:

I'm genuinely stupefied by the fact that this isn't a couple of 14-year-old boys; these are grown-rear end men. The guy on the left looks about 40 ! What is wrong with them ? Are they okay ?

I think 40 is being generous. the guy looks 50ish.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Istari posted:

I'm genuinely stupefied by the fact that this isn't a couple of 14-year-old boys; these are grown-rear end men. The guy on the left looks about 40 ! What is wrong with them ? Are they okay ?

You've never been on a stag do?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Jedit posted:

You've never been on a stag do?

They don't usually invite women.
Also, I always assumed that a middle-aged man's stag do would be whisky and strippers, not juvenile vagina/elbow jokes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug



ahahaha

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Istari posted:

They don't usually invite women.
Also, I always assumed that a middle-aged man's stag do would be whisky and strippers, not juvenile vagina/elbow jokes.

And what exactly do you think happens when people imbibe substances that famously lower your inhibitions?

Also you've evidently never been on a hen do either, because they're ten times worse.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Istari posted:

They don't usually invite women.
Also, I always assumed that a middle-aged man's stag do would be whisky and strippers, not juvenile vagina/elbow jokes.

you assumed wrong

And honestly why is there this bullshit age restriction on funny body part jokes?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Jedit posted:

And what exactly do you think happens when people imbibe substances that famously lower your inhibitions?

Also you've evidently never been on a hen do either, because they're ten times worse.

I think I just have classier friends than you.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



elbowgina jokes are fine, it's the weird flipping off the camera and laughing your rear end off that gets me.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Powaqoatse posted:

elbowgina jokes are fine, it's the weird flipping off the camera and laughing your rear end off that gets me.

Same.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Yeah, it's bad enough to get tricked into looking at something that's not a vagina they don't need to rub it in :(

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Istari posted:

I think I just have classier friends than you.

lol you loving dweeb

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Maybe their friend got asked for nudes by a jerk and this is them responding on behalf of her. That's the only way the flicking off part makes sense to me.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Powaqoatse posted:

elbowgina jokes are fine, it's the weird flipping off the camera and laughing your rear end off that gets me.

The last guy seems to have not gotten the memo, tho.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Samovar posted:

The last guy seems to have not gotten the memo, tho.

Some of these memos are pretty complicated.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Yeah the dude attempting to flip off the camera with his index finger is the loving funniest part of that gif.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Istari posted:

I think I just have classier friends than you.

Being a man, I've never been invited to a hen do. Sure as hell seen a lot of them marching down the streets, though.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Subjunctive posted:

Some of these memos are pretty complicated.

Some of them even involve reading. :(

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Istari posted:

I think I just have classier friends than you.

I'm shocked you have friends considering your total lack of a sense of humor.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Jedit posted:

Being a man, I've never been invited to a hen do. Sure as hell seen a lot of them marching down the streets, though.

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

they cock it up lmbo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

Like a stag do, but for birds.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
It's a Stag n Doe, not 'do'.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DavidAlltheTime posted:

It's a Stag n Doe, not 'do'.

aint no does at a stag do guv

except perhaps the hired doe, but guestlist-wise

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

Someone who subscribes to the most popular religion in India.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

About 5 - no wait fu

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, I just have to ask! What is a Hen Do?

Not much. What is hen with you?

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Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
wtf did I just read?

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