Cyberpunk 2017

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ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

im the suicide rate

# ? May 6, 2017 00:32

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:47

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can't wait to gently caress up the skin on my feet or scalp on that bullshit while fuckin'

# ? May 6, 2017 00:47

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

poo poo if the rent's cheap I'd take it.

# ? May 6, 2017 00:51

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

define cheap

# ? May 6, 2017 02:22

wargames: Mar 16, 2008; official yospos cat censor

George posted:

define cheap

hipster 1500 dollars a month for the artisanal aspect of a cube apartment.

# ? May 6, 2017 02:58

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

wargames posted:

hipster 1500 dollars a month for the artisanal aspect of a cube apartment.

$137/night on airbnb https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1305889

except you can't actually sleep in it because the building is no longer suitable for habitation or something

# ? May 6, 2017 03:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Doom Mathematic posted:

code:

EXT. DESERT, DAY

RYAN GOSLING encounters a TORTOISE on its BACK.

He DOESN'T help.

code:

INT. HOVERING POLICE CAR, RAINY NIGHT

Following the chief's dress-down, GOSLING drives
between towering futuristic pyramids and also,
surprisingly, upside down pyramids, deep in thought.

The view glitches, as if an MPEG encoding with too
many lost bits. GOSLING rubs his eyes and looks
around. He is alone.

       VERY OLD HARRISON FORD
           (Off Screen)
     Us replicants need
     to stand together (cont.)

            GOSLING (agitated)
      You...

           FORD, ETC.
      (cont.) we need to 
      turn over the turtle

Afilled with courage, GOSLING nods resolutely and
throttles up the HOVERING POLICE CAR. The turtle!

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 03:23 on May 6, 2017

# ? May 6, 2017 03:21

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

# ? May 6, 2017 03:54

wargames: Mar 16, 2008; official yospos cat censor

hobbesmaster posted:

$137/night on airbnb https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1305889

except you can't actually sleep in it because the building is no longer suitable for habitation or something

so 4100 a month.

# ? May 6, 2017 04:09

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

SpaceAceJase posted:

riding with Jonny 290?

# ? May 6, 2017 23:53

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Cocoa Crispies posted:

riding with Jonny 290?

none of his radios are so modern

# ? May 6, 2017 23:59

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

(from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBw0fm1uZcg)

# ? May 9, 2017 04:48

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Crusader posted:

(from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBw0fm1uZcg)

jesus christ

this is black mirror. all it's missing is the dramatic steps the tv show takes to really hammer down on dystopia.

# ? May 9, 2017 05:31

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

.| .| take me down to the ai city

where the cameras are racist and the cars drive lovely .| .|

# ? May 9, 2017 07:31

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Crusader posted:

yeah watchdogs 2 was p. great

# ? May 9, 2017 13:27

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

SpaceAceJase posted:

show me huawei to go home

# ? May 9, 2017 13:46

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Crusader posted:

(from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBw0fm1uZcg)

More confirmation we live in the bad timeline.

# ? May 9, 2017 14:10

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

.| .| take me down to the ai city

where the cameras are racist and the cars drive lovely .| .|

# ? May 9, 2017 14:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDs6QMIEDs

# ? May 9, 2017 17:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

.| .| take me down to the ai city

where the cameras are racist and the cars drive lovely .| .|

# ? May 9, 2017 17:44

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

oh won't you please make me chome

# ? May 9, 2017 17:45

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDs6QMIEDs

i remember fighting these things in arkham knight

# ? May 9, 2017 20:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

they're a bit harder to take down if you're not an authoritarian billionaire vigilante with a magic tank-car

# ? May 9, 2017 20:43

champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

infernal machines posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDs6QMIEDs

im the antenna :dong:

# ? May 9, 2017 22:50

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i just want to restate that arkham knight owned ultra megabones

# ? May 9, 2017 23:49

Fredflonston: Jan 29, 2011

# ? May 10, 2017 01:14

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

it was good but it certainly had low points and the tank battles were one of them

most of the things involving the batmobile that weren't just tearing rear end around the city running people over nonlethally were, really

also lol forever at the ~big secret twist~ fiasco

haveblue fucked around with this message at 01:26 on May 10, 2017

# ? May 10, 2017 01:19

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

Fredflonston posted:

lmao

# ? May 10, 2017 01:37

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haveblue posted:

it was good but it certainly had low points and the tank battles were one of them

most of the things involving the batmobile that weren't just tearing rear end around the city running people over nonlethally were, really

also lol forever at the ~big secret twist~ fiasco

the tank battles were a nice change so it wasn't just traipsing from fistfight to fistfight like the previous games

sailing around the city by batmobile or by gliding was enormously fun

the "big secret twist" really wasn't one, nor was it intended to be one since it was telegraphed like insanely early on, the ruckus about it was really overblown

# ? May 10, 2017 03:39