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Okay now I'm lolling again due to the Obama/trump thread and this pic:
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:12 |
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Quidam Viator posted:- Oh and yeah, about the methane, you should start being poo poo-scared when China and oil companies are more progressive about climate change than the loving US government Lmao by this point I personally am going to have my mind on dodging airborne pigs. Each successive post about accelerationism you've made has been less interesting and more long-winded than the first Tiberius Christ posted:Do you think Clinton was the smart choice? Before you rail against condescension, look at this question you've opened with, and then tell us who do you think was the smart choice?
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:18 |
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happyhippy posted:Speak for your own country, rest of us in the world are just waiting for the US to collapse inward for a few decades, and the mad land grab with start. Why don't you focus on fixing your own dumb country's laws first
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:24 |
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I 100% believe and expect a terrorist attack to happen soon that makes 9/11 look like child's play, as in like a nuke(s?) snuck into the country blasting us back into the stone age and ending the United States as we know it. I am ok with this for many reasons, though I'm sad for the innocent people who will die. I live in Ohio and STILL see many, many Trump signs in front of people's homes. I encounter bigots constantly, so many hypocrites, so much entitlement and indifference for the suffering of the less fortunate, here in the states and abroad. I'm glad I grew up and still live in poverty because I shudder to think who I could have been if my family were well off like half of the people in this area. My mom divorced my physically/mentally abusive father and provided for me and my brother on a bank teller's salary (one of the lowest paying occupations in America) and worked retail part time, and received child support from a small factory workers wage (lol) just for me because my brother was 18. She couldn't get food stamps because she made 10 cents over the limit. 10 cents. A loving dime an hour. I went to work fulltime after graduating high school because I had to help pay bills, I have never taken college classes, which is probably a good thing in retrospect. She has had both of her knee's replaced and operated on several times, and I'm sure that this healthcare bullshit will probably completely ruin us if it goes the way everyone fears it will. I'm healthy and in great shape, I'm just worried about her.. Somehow I'm still lol'ing, life is suffering wtf might as well I would like a sausage burrito please and thanks!
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:26 |
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Would being a coal miner count as a pre-existing condition?
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:30 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:
I voted for Clinton. I bought into the Democrat talking points and watched Samantha Bee and John Oliver and laughed at all the jokes about what a cruel horrible man Trump was. I bought into the idea that small changes over time would fix things. I voted for Obama, Kerry and Gore because we all knew the Republicans were crazy and that only a level headed Dem would make the country better and give us good jobs and opportunities. Instead every single politician in power has increased profits for rich, bailed out wall street, gotten us into wars and spy on us. They do not have your interest in heart because they have been bought and paid. There are far more moderates than you think that are craving for anything better and the two parties have divided us. I don't know who the smart choice is, but if we continue with the systems we have it will collapse. Sorry, that's not very lol I'll try to lighten it up
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:32 |
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dumb-old rump (butt) ehehe
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:30 |
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Do people not know this isn't here's my sob story thread?
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:33 |
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Thirsty Girl posted:dumb-old rump (butt) he has a big butt lol
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:32 |
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It's all definitely going to collapse lol. My life at this point consists of work to pay the bills, copious amounts of exercise to look good so I can gently caress as many hot ladies as much as possible before I die. Could be a lot worse.
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:36 |
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Constipated posted:I 100% believe and expect a terrorist attack to happen soon that makes 9/11 look like child's play, as in like a nuke(s?) snuck into the country blasting us back into the stone age and ending the United States as we know it. this is never going to happen. the terries blew their load with 9/11. they'll never be able to get a nuke.
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:37 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is never going to happen. the terries blew their load with 9/11. they'll never be able to get a nuke. I thought he was talking about trump
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:43 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I thought he was talking about trump He was, Burt Sexual.
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:45 |
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Minimalist Program posted:He was, Burt Sexual. Hey
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:47 |
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Minimalist Program posted:I'm trying to lol itt and posts like this is making it hard. lol if you read anything in this thread more than three lines and reply anything other than "nice meltdown"
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:48 |
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Constipated posted:I 100% believe and expect a terrorist attack to happen soon that makes 9/11 look like child's play, as in like a nuke(s?) snuck into the country blasting us back into the stone age That's not going to happen. What may very well happen in the next several years is coordinated attacks on Trump's overseas hotels which are now bigger targets than our embassies and way less fortified. the next middle east hellwar will start, not over oil, but over hotels lol
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:52 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is never going to happen. the terries blew their load with 9/11. they'll never be able to get a nuke. The Russians could do it. They'd just have to make it look like terrorists were to blame. They could hit Washington DC with a nuke in a van and wipe out all branches of our federal government except the ones that happened to be golfing in Palm Beach or Bedminster.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:00 |
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Sorry, that did look like a sob story. I actually consider myself to be extremely fortunate and a generally happy optimistic dude. Don't have new lol content but if you haven't watched that Jared and Ivanka John Oliver video do it.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:02 |
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NotWearingPants posted:The Russians could do it. They'd just have to make it look like terrorists were to blame. That's the obvious nuking. In the end, it'll be a disgruntled Japanese Airline pilot crashing a 747 into the Capitol.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:03 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:That's the obvious nuking. You say that like it's a bad thing.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:12 |
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lol Olbermann: conjecture or connect the dots? https://mobile.twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/860978665542254592
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:11 |
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Tired Moritz posted:legit confused why america don't have universal healthcare. Even my garbage 3rd country has universal healthcare lol Our leaders are just better at being evil dickheads than your evil dickheads. Our evil dickheads can even make people thank them for stripping them of their rights, dignity, health and safety as long as they speak babytalk to them about how much God loves them and how great their country is and how much biglier it is at everything than any other country. I think the only chance we have it for Violent J to double down on the juggalo support for Bernie Sanders, and transfer it to whatever progressive candidate runs in 2020. We need the Idiot Vote.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:21 |
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Shwqa posted:But it was Hilary's turn. loving LOL at how dumb the democrats were this election. They were out smarted by Donald Trump. They had a massively popular candidate who was bring in the youth vote. And they chose against him. They told the middle America they were going to get them fired and were surprised when they voted against them. LOL that anyone would ever pin their hopes on the "youth vote"
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:26 |
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you have to put a candidate up the youth will vote for. they had one finally. they decided it was her turn instead. like look at this lol
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:35 |
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SlipkPIe posted:LOL that anyone would ever pin their hopes on the "youth vote" Bernie would have campaigned in and won all the rust belt states.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:33 |
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Stefan Prodan posted:well you're supposed to point it at yourself and look down the barrel to make sure it's clean, while having your finger on the trigger to rub that clean also, right? Yeah one of my best friends is extremely pro-gun. I am pro-gun to a point. Definitely a shotgun in your home is fine. I personally draw the line at people carrying them everywhere like they are Dirty Harry because it makes things like road rage shootings way too loving common and the victim having a gun wouldn't have done poo poo anyway. So my pro-gun friend and I like to debate about that; he thinks everyone should have a concealed gun at all times. So I brought up the guy who literally shot a Waffle House waitress to death because she told him he can't smoke at the table. I explained to my friend that was an extremely knee-jerk reaction to someone "offending" him that would never have happened if he had a knife. My friend completely disagreed and insisted if he had a knife, it would have been the exact same outcome. I explained to him how intimate killing someone with a knife is, not to mention gruesome and brutal, plus the victim has a chance to survive, has a chance to run, etc. He just kept insisting I was wrong and we just dropped it. A lot of them fall into the "you can kill a person with a hammer so should we ban those too" crowds and I guess I understand but they don't really get how stupidly easy guns make it to kill people, from across the room, without even having to see the person scream as they suffer. There's no goddman way that Waffle House guy would have killed that woman with a knife in that situation, in my opinion. The idea of "a well-armed society is a polite society" seems a bit ridiculous to me as well. All that says to me is everyone is too scared to do anything or say anything to someone who wronged them. It is not that anyone is actually polite. "That man just cut me in line and told me to go gently caress myself; better not make a stink because he might have a gun" is not a polite society imho.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:42 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/860987464114110465
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:42 |
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he is almost unbelievably stupid and his tweets sound like they were dictated by a 5 year old lmao
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:43 |
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Constipated posted:I 100% believe and expect a terrorist attack to happen soon that makes 9/11 look like child's play, as in like a nuke(s?) snuck into the country blasting us back into the stone age and ending the United States as we know it. Why when your own people will happily kill you for them. No EPA, no safety regulations, no healthcare. Soon no climate deal, lesser social nets. Give it a few years and a US nuclear reactor will just meltdown due to cost saving for the shareholders, or a dam break like we nearly saw a few weeks ago. Don't need a suitcase nuke, just a rich old white racist american guy. gently caress, Iran/China/Russia is turtling in this RTS game right now. Waiting for US to run out of internal resources and rage quit itself.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:46 |
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he's staying at Trump National Golf Club, Bedminister after Mar-a-Lago has closed for the season
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:46 |
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mannerup posted:he's staying at Trump National Golf Club, Bedminister after Mar-a-Lago has closed for the season Well New York is just too expensive for the President of the United. And he is not allowed in the White House after 9pm on Fridays.
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# ? May 6, 2017 23:56 |
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I've met a bunch of people who owned guns because they were really devoted preppers. So like, paranoid and scared kinda crazy, not angry crazy.
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:30 |
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Just in time. I was worried we'd go a day without a LOL but there he is. Meetings!
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:33 |
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The Archaic posted:Just in time. I was worried we'd go a day without a LOL but there he is. beautiful NJ!
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:38 |
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Oh, hey
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:38 |
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Side-LOL incoming: So Mike Cernovich started replying up a storm on that comment, all "gently caress the haters, rah rah Trump!" UNTIL The guy that New York magazine wrote an article about, appropriately titled "How Mike Cernovich is Pizzagating His Latest Victim", saw him posting and asked him to comment on the article. Cernovich promptly stfu and gtfo. Malinois fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 7, 2017 |
# ? May 7, 2017 00:39 |
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The Archaic posted:Just in time. I was worried we'd go a day without a LOL but there he is. I'll at least congratulate him for making greater use of Twitter's 140 character limit. No more "Sad!" Now we've graduated to "Meetings!" I'm looking forward to such chestnuts as "Business!", "Typewriter!" and "Jock Itch!"
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:45 |
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Tell me more about this political savior bernie sanders who would have won the election and stopped the civil war give it a rest
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:49 |
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Madcosby posted:Tell me more about this political savior bernie sanders who would have won the election and stopped the civil war do you get angry when people state facts in general.
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# ? May 7, 2017 00:55 |
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Constipated posted:I 100% believe and expect a terrorist attack to happen soon that makes 9/11 look like child's play, as in like a nuke(s?) snuck into the country blasting us back into the stone age and ending the United States as we know it. I am ok with this for many reasons, though I'm sad for the innocent people who will die. I live in Ohio and STILL see many, many Trump signs in front of people's homes. I encounter bigots constantly, so many hypocrites, so much entitlement and indifference for the suffering of the less fortunate, here in the states and abroad. Just want to quickly point out that this goon legitimately thinks bank tellers, who were paid an average of 12$ an hour in 2012 (almost 5 dollars/hour above the min wage), is one of the lowest paying occupations in the country Not a trump lol, still a good lol
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