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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

endlessmonotony posted:

Original fascists kept denying what they were doing for a very long time. Alt-right is now the people who aren't even trying to pretend they're not in support of genocide.
Also the fascists at least pretended that they wanted to improve the lot of the (good) people through socialist policies, even if they then turned back on that an went corporatist.

There's a lot of ancaps in the alt-right who are full FYGM also only black people use welfare and foodbanks so once we murderpeacefully ethnic cleanse them we can scrap it all.

e: 1958 - Members of the White Defence League along with hundreds of teddy boys attack West Indian people at random in Notting Hill, starting a riot.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 21:13 on May 6, 2017

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

MikeCrotch posted:

You made a mistake:


Much better.

Considering their origins this is the most accurute description for alt-right people I've seen.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



'Thanks Corbyn' should be the UK's 'Thanks Obama'

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ratjaculation posted:

'Thanks Corbyn' should be the UK's 'Thanks Obama'

Obama was actually a poo poo president though, just not for all the reasons the insane racists said he was

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



well he was a muzzo

jabby
Oct 27, 2010



As a doctor, I would love to know how May is planning to provide this 'army of doctors' to work seven days a week in GP surgeries, considering doctors are currently deserting the NHS in droves due to falling pay/crushing workload/rock bottom morale.

Is she planning on training new GPs from scratch? Because that would take longer than the lifetime of the parliament.

Improving pay and conditions to tempt more doctors into GP work? Might work, but seems unlikely and would only siphon doctors out of hospital medicine.

Overseas recruitment drive? Possibly, but would hardly make Mail readers happy and the UK is just not that tempting for overseas doctors any more.

Most likely explanation seems to be that she's just talking out of her arse and has no intention of fulfilling this promise.

jabby fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 6, 2017

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

It'll be more money to surgeries (maybe council mental health units) budgets for staffing but no changes at all to training or supply of staff. Since it'll be temporary funding or at least a temporary increase in a period of cuts it'll be spent entirely on temporary or locum staff because no finance department will approve anything else and the general impact will be minimal.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

jabby posted:

Because that would take longer than the lifetime of the parliament.

not if Theresa extends the lifetime of parliament it won't. How does a thousand years sound

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

kustomkarkommando posted:

Burnham can't be pm cause of the unwritten rule that an open catholic can't be prime minister :colbert:

You want another civil war?

jabby posted:



As a doctor, I would love to know how May is planning to provide this 'army of doctors' to work seven days a week in GP surgeries, considering doctors are currently deserting the NHS in droves due to falling pay/crushing workload/rock bottom morale.

Is she planning on training new GPs from scratch? Because that would take longer than the lifetime of the parliament.

Improving pay and conditions to tempt more doctors into GP work? Might work, but seems unlikely and would only siphon doctors out of hospital medicine.

Overseas recruitment drive? Possibly, but would hardly make Mail readers happy and the UK is just not that tempting for overseas doctors any more.

Most likely explanation seems to be that she's just talking out of her arse and has no intention of fulfilling this promise.
Remember them floating the idea that newly qualified GPS will have to do mandatory service to the nhs for a set period and/or until student debts are cleared. It'll be that. Indentured servitude

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Namtab posted:

Remember them floating the idea that newly qualified GPS will have to do mandatory service to the nhs for a set period and/or until student debts are cleared. It'll be that. Indentured servitude

That was newly qualified doctors though, who can't serve as GPs for at least 5 years, by which time the forced labour part of their contract would presumably have expired.

EDIT Polls for the poll god. Apparently fieldwork was done prior to the local elections.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/860989389232623617

jabby fucked around with this message at 00:02 on May 7, 2017

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

How long would it take a doctor fresh out of uni to clear their student debts?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Skinty McEdger posted:

How long would it take a doctor fresh out of uni to clear their student debts?

Well given that all doctors are lazy overpaid part timers about a year [/dailymail]

The real answer is that like everyone else it'd be a fairly long time especially with raised tuition fees etc, but they could choose to make sacrifices in other areas of their life to pay it off quicker if they wanted.

Namtab fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 7, 2017

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Namtab posted:

You want another civil war?

Remember them floating the idea that newly qualified GPS will have to do mandatory service to the nhs for a set period and/or until student debts are cleared. It'll be that. Indentured servitude

Frankly I'm cool with that, medicine is about serving the greater public good. I've heard anecdotes of first year students being told that if they're studying medicine to get rich then they should change degree immediately and I think that's responsible and reasonable tutelage. Society should support the individual in achieving their hopes and asks that the individual contribute back to others around them. I'm saddened that currently that'll mean asking far more from the worker than is necessary to pay the capitalist but I can't disagree on principle.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I feel that I'd rather have people working for the nhs because they want to, not because they're being forced to.

I also feel like a doctor being forced to work for the nhs would be more resentful, which may impact on their professionalism and morale

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

The government can pledge anything at this point, I don't think they'll have to worry about following through

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

namesake posted:

Frankly I'm cool with that, medicine is about serving the greater public good. I've heard anecdotes of first year students being told that if they're studying medicine to get rich then they should change degree immediately and I think that's responsible and reasonable tutelage. Society should support the individual in achieving their hopes and asks that the individual contribute back to others around them. I'm saddened that currently that'll mean asking far more from the worker than is necessary to pay the capitalist but I can't disagree on principle.

As a doctor, thanks for believing that we don't already do enough to serve the public good. Thanks for thinking that despite many years of reducing pay and worsening working conditions what we really need is a contract that prevents us from quitting or else be buried under crippling debt for the rest of our lives. I'm sure the Tories wouldn't take advantage of that situation to literally work us to loving death, would they? I mean it's not like multiple doctors have already died from crashing their cars after exhausting night shifts, or committed suicide from stress. I'm sure we just need a good lecture about how our lives are forfeit because we chose a career that involves the 'greater public good'.

You arsehole.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Doctors are ok, not quite nurse tier tho :smuggo:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Looke posted:

The government can pledge anything at this point, I don't think they'll have to worry about following through

The current mess we're in is down to a tory thinking it was safe to over promise on the campaign trail

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
drat, I thought i was in skinner's area and it turns out the Labour candidate is some posh bint from the south who was parachuted into a Tory hating Labour stronghold and still managed to nearly get beaten by the Tory candidate last time. Mostly by being an odious cow who hosed off down to London and kept going on maternity leave, and doing silly things like getting caught out fiddling her expenses. Not a cats chance in hell she gets my vote.


The Labour Party Ladies and Gentemen, so drat complacent in the north where they think they can still totally rely on people's hatred of Thatcher when a lot of the people who couldn't just loving let it go, let it go when she died or they did.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Virtually any other profession where the employer pays for your professional training and qualification will require some form of quid-pro-quo where you actually have to work for the employer for a couple of years afterwards.

Skills poaching is a real thing and two years of working for a decent wage in this country before you take your incredibly expensive education to Australia is not exactly the same as picking cotton.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Namtab posted:

Doctors are ok, not quite nurse tier tho :smuggo:

Doctors have indeed not reached the nurse tier of getting shat on by the government. Being unable to quit without going bankrupt and dodging debt collectors for the remainder of your life would catch us up quite a bit though.

Alchenar posted:

Virtually any other profession where the employer pays for your professional training and qualification will require some form of quid-pro-quo where you actually have to work for the employer for a couple of years afterwards.

Skills poaching is a real thing and two years of working for a decent wage in this country before you take your incredibly expensive education to Australia is not exactly the same as picking cotton.

Doctors pay for their university education just like anybody else. The government's estimates of how much it costs to train a doctor are garbage, and include stuff like the salaries of other junior doctors who teach medical students while also working on the wards. Hint: they deliberately inflated them to stoke anger at doctors during the strikes and so they would have an excuse to slap students with hundreds of thousands of pounds of unjustified debt.

And a decent wage? How good do you think pay and conditions are going to be when you are kept in the job by threat of financial ruin?

Honest answer, would you like to be treated by a doctor who is desperate to quit medicine but can't because of the financial implications?

jabby fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 7, 2017

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

learnincurve posted:

drat, I thought i was in skinner's area and it turns out the Labour candidate is some posh bint from the south who was parachuted into a Tory hating Labour stronghold and still managed to nearly get beaten by the Tory candidate last time. Mostly by being an odious cow who hosed off down to London and kept going on maternity leave, and doing silly things like getting caught out fiddling her expenses. Not a cats chance in hell she gets my vote.


The Labour Party Ladies and Gentemen, so drat complacent in the north where they think they can still totally rely on people's hatred of Thatcher when a lot of the people who couldn't just loving let it go, let it go when she died or they did.

Please consider either voting Labour or else not complaining if the Tories win in your area.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Namtab posted:

Doctors are ok, not quite nurse tier tho :smuggo:

Nurses are indeed good, but it would be ridiculous to talk about people serving public health without also honouring binmen and sewage workers, whose hard work probably saves more lives a year than a doctor or nurse will manage in a lifetime.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I think not Nantab. It's raw stupidity to vote somone terrible into parliament just because of the party they belong to, "oh they may have done gently caress all for our area, fiddled expenses, and eaten all those people but at least they aint Tory!" It does not make it any less stupid because a lot of people do it, it's how we ended up with a load of "career politicians" in power instead of people who actually give a poo poo about the people they represent.

I'll do what I usually do when I dislike the major candidates and that's vote for the independent to try and help them keep their deposit or, if they only get a few votes, to cause them a little confusion when they try and work out where that extra vote came from.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


What an honorable but naive statement.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

learnincurve posted:

I think not Nantab. It's raw stupidity to vote somone terrible into parliament just because of the party they belong to, "oh they may have done gently caress all for our area, fiddled expenses, and eaten all those people but at least they aint Tory!" It does not make it any less stupid because a lot of people do it, it's how we ended up with a load of "career politicians" in power instead of people who actually give a poo poo about the people they represent.

I'll do what I usually do when I dislike the major candidates and that's vote for the independent to try and help them keep their deposit or, if they only get a few votes, to cause them a little confusion when they try and work out where that extra vote came from.
I'm namtab, not nantab

E: I accept this statement of intent though, as long as the local independent isn't the fash

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
e: nvm, misread

to cover for misreading big scary monsters' post, i will quickly say that the doctors promise is dumb but its badness pales in comparison to the one about "ensuring noone needs to sell their home to pay for care" - the former is merely undeliverable, whereas the latter is a further step towards entrenching the importance of inherited wealth

LemonDrizzle fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 7, 2017

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh it won't make a lick of difference but it's a far more effective way of demonstrating displeasure at the candidates than spoiling the ballot like a lot of people do. I know why they do it and it's because of the mistaken belief that spoiled ballots will be included in the statistics when the reality is that the BBC have never said "and 11,000 people drew a picture of a penis"

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

It's very important to me that the local independent flash lose their deposits countrywide

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Don't worry it will be some old fella who's pissed off that they are planning on fracking near his nice detached house in the countryside and is prepared to drop the money for the deposit in raising the issue.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Namtab posted:

It's very important to me that the local independent flash lose their deposits countrywide

I too like to flash my deposits everywhere.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I flush mine

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Good news for South Thanet, Zebadiah Abu-Obadiah of Al-Zebabist Nation of Ooog has announced he is standing again.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Can't keep my deposit if it's flushed IV

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Namtab posted:

I'm namtab, not nantab

I'd watch the hell out of Batnan

MikeCrotch posted:

Can we stop with the whole "traditional Labour voters are going Tory/UKIP?" It was the people who were targeted by New Labour triangulation who are switching in big numbers, who only ever voted for New Labour in '97, '01 and maybe '05, namely the self employed and small businesses owners a.k.a the core of support for Thatcher.



The Tories are basically getting their voters back from UKIP, but with far less opposition from the Lib Dems which is translating into wins for them at a national level. At the local level, turnout is depressed across the board - Labour voters just aren't getting out and voting, while Tory support stays solid with a big boost from UKIP. There's very little evidence that "lifelong Labour voters" are defecting to UKIP or the Tories in meaningful numbers.

I wasn't trying to say it happened under Miliband specifically, just that by that time Labour's natural base (i.e. the demographics you'd expect to vote Labour) wasn't as solid as it used to be. The rules are changing





So what I meant was Labour already couldn't rely on its traditional level of support, and Brexit has completely thrown the whole thing up in the air - it's become a major voting issue that completely transcends normal party loyalties. We really need some polling that shows how much it factored into people's votes/non-votes in the locals

DepoProvera
May 3, 2011
what happened in 2000?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I think, and therefore might be terribly wrong, that most remainers have given up on the issue and just aren't voting. Which is a pity because they're playing into the self-fulfilling prophecy that remainers don't exist and the country is united.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

endlessmonotony posted:

Let me do that far better:

True Leftist: Anyone considered perfect by all.
Far left: People who believe physically attacking rich people for being rich is morally justified.
Leftist: People who believe everyone should have food, healthcare and housing, no matter how poor.
Centre Left: People who believe what leftists do, but are willing to compromise with assholes so they can improve things a little.
Centrist: People who believe personal popularity is a bigger priority than preventing suffering.
Technocrat: Anyone who believes having access to education makes people morally superior.
Liberal: Anyone who believes individual rights are more important than preventing starvation.
Centre Right: People who hate poor people, but don't want to make potential voters uncomfortable about it.
Right Wing: People who want to punish people for being poor or minorities.
Fascist: Someone who says a minority powerless to change the situation is responsible for social problems and the only way to solve it is to implement laws to discriminate against that minority. *
Alt-right: Fascist, but openly advocating ethnic cleansing.
* If a minority of the minority is able to change the situation but won't and the majority of the minority has no way to reliably identify or oppose those people, the minority is considered powerless.

Very accurate. The difference between correct usage and common usage. Except the Anime Nazis thing, which ought to be in both of ours.

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017
Two media responses to the same announcement, threatening tax rises for people on over £80,000 per year:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39829723

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481058/Labour-party-hints-massive-tax-hike-middle-classes.html

Pre-tax income for 25% of us <£15,500pa

Pre-tax income for 50% of us <£22,400pa

Pre-tax income for 75% of us <£34,500pa

Pre-tax income for 94% of us <£65,400pa

After this income shoots up exponentially, which helps the median for UK wages get to about £27k/a.

I mean, it's too bad for those on £80,000+ a year and all but my heartstrings aren't tugged even if they're labelled as 'middle class'. Incidentally 98% of earners have an annual income <£78k/a after tax.

Source: HMRC 2016 https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/595165/NS_Table_3_1a_1415.xlsx

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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baka kaba posted:

I'd watch the hell out of Batnan

Coming in 2018

Batnan Vs Supergran

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