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therattle posted:Are there biscuits with that? Forums user Jukeboxblues' grandmother is afflicted with Ossium Panera (a.k.a Breadbones), a rare subtropical disorder that causes your bones to slowy convert into delicious, fresh baked bread and she's gonna be there so...
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Radical and BADical! posted:If anything you should make it bigger. And also make it everyone's desktop. i met an intern at my last job who didn't know what goatse is, kids these day amirite
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May 5, 2017 20:34
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maskenfreiheit posted:i met an intern at my last job who didn't know what goatse is, kids these day amirite quoted for truth
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May 5, 2017 20:39
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Can I sue Dare for sexual harassment for when he inevitably posts goatse?
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May 5, 2017 21:39
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maskenfreiheit posted:i met an intern at my last job who didn't know what goatse is, kids these day amirite Out of all the people I worked with at my last job, only one of them knew what goatse was.
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May 5, 2017 22:05
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fruit on the bottom posted:Was the 42 year old man fired? Just kidding I already know the answer to this Yup. So did the manager that the bagger originally told. It was a few weeks later when nothing came of it that the bagger went straight to corporate's HR instead of anyone at the store.
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May 5, 2017 22:16
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Can I sue Dare for sexual harassment for when he inevitably posts goatse? Dare's entire list of assets consists of three crates of waterlogged Magic Cards and half a pallet of Cheetoes.
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May 5, 2017 22:22
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Reminds me of some zero tolerance policies at american schools for fighting or any sort of physical contact or bullying. If you delay tattling you instantly get the same severe punishment as the bully as well. Jerk pushes you in the hallway and it kinda sucks but whatever? Teacher saw it, or a 3rd party saw it? Victim and the bully both get punished, the bully for pushing someone, the victim for not instantly telling.
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May 5, 2017 22:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yup. So did the manager that the bagger originally told. It was a few weeks later when nothing came of it that the bagger went straight to corporate's HR instead of anyone at the store. Did the bagger get fired by way of some sick, twisted domino effect?
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May 5, 2017 22:25
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Baronjutter posted:Reminds me of some zero tolerance policies at american schools for fighting or any sort of physical contact or bullying. If you delay tattling you instantly get the same severe punishment as the bully as well. Jerk pushes you in the hallway and it kinda sucks but whatever? Teacher saw it, or a 3rd party saw it? Victim and the bully both get punished, the bully for pushing someone, the victim for not instantly telling. I think using words that sound bad like "tattling" or "snitching" are harmful. All offenses should immediately be reported to whoever the relevant authority may be. It doesn't mean you're a "rat" or whatever, it just means you respect the system and trust that it will sort it out for you.
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May 5, 2017 22:28
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Baronjutter posted:Reminds me of some zero tolerance policies at american schools for fighting or any sort of physical contact or bullying. If you delay tattling you instantly get the same severe punishment as the bully as well. Jerk pushes you in the hallway and it kinda sucks but whatever? Teacher saw it, or a 3rd party saw it? Victim and the bully both get punished, the bully for pushing someone, the victim for not instantly telling. This has always been so idiotic to me. In 3rd grade a kid punched me in the back of the head because I scored a soccer goal against him during recess - teacher saw it happen so we both got suspended for 3 days. Even at 7 years old I understood how stupid this was. It wasn't even a policy about not telling a teacher immediately, it was just basically "if you are remotely associated with a fight you are automatically suspended." I think a good rule of thumb is that if a 7 year old kid can see how illogical your policy is, it's not a good policy.
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May 5, 2017 22:32
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think using words that sound bad like "tattling" or "snitching" are harmful. All offenses should immediately be reported to whoever the relevant authority may be. It doesn't mean you're a "rat" or whatever, it just means you respect the system and trust that it will sort it out for you. Actually sometimes people need to learn to deal with grievances among themselves without some authority figure acting as arbiter. Running to the office every time some other kid knocks you around in recess is absolutely tattling, and people who raise their kids like that need to get hit by a truck
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May 5, 2017 23:22
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tesilential posted:...you take the risk that he reports to HR that he is being harassed by his dominatrix... This is a truly amazing concept.
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May 6, 2017 00:24
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fruit on the bottom posted:Was the 42 year old man fired? Just kidding I already know the answer to this Little minx temptresses made him do it.
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May 6, 2017 02:23
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I'm glad I work for an employer that you have to be creatively stupid to get fired. To have that scenario play out at my work, the sexual harassment victim would get re hired with no loss of seniority, full back pay with interest, not to mention whatever settlement they received through their counsel after their lawyer and the union finished spit roasting HR over something so ridiculous. We've had management attempt to fire people over petty things, and the majority of the time the employee gets their job back with all the back pay. Some of them basically took a year off, lived frugally off savings, then got re hired like nothing happened a year later.
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May 6, 2017 02:48
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I'm about to be in charge of and hire a few interns with my new job so I'm glad I know how to react when they have their dom send me goatse photos.
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May 6, 2017 03:03
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Putty posted:how much sugar do you put in your coffee dude jesus christ sugar has no place in coffee. sugar is for the weakminded.
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May 6, 2017 03:55
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Hedrigall posted:Is anyone else picturing Carl as that really nebbish, bald, sweaty dude who works in accounting or something, who everyone has bets on whether he's a serial killer? lol you know the guy carl's a ripped baddass up-and-comer. Well, was.
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May 6, 2017 03:59
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KomodoWagon posted:Actually sometimes people need to learn to deal with grievances among themselves without some authority figure acting as arbiter. Running to the office every time some other kid knocks you around in recess is absolutely tattling, and people who raise their kids like that need to get hit by a truck Yeah kids like that won't ever be able to deal with poo poo irl
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May 6, 2017 04:04
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There's obviously a line that has to be crossed and it's less to punish them than to avoid getting punished yourself like whatever I quoted was describing.
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May 6, 2017 04:11
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If I was the boss, I'd find Carl and ask him to fight me in the parking lot.
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May 6, 2017 06:20
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SniperWoreConverse posted:carl's a ripped-up rear end. FTFY
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May 6, 2017 07:36
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KomodoWagon posted:Actually sometimes people need to learn to deal with grievances among themselves without some authority figure acting as arbiter. Running to the office every time some other kid knocks you around in recess is absolutely tattling, and people who raise their kids like that need to get hit by a truck most people have parents who help them when something bad happens. maybe this is why you hate yours
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May 6, 2017 07:59
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Jose posted:most people have parents who help them when something bad happens. maybe this is why you hate yours and what are u realy jose. what is ur esseence. in what do u consist. u have no idea do u idiiot. u have no loving clue right (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 6, 2017 08:03
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I think they should teach boxing or jiu jitsu in gym class. Like as a mandatory course. Knowing a little bit of fighting helps everyone's confidence and makes you more self reliant. Not to mention it could give bullies an outlet for some of their violent tendencies...and if not then give us a higher caliber of bully.
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May 6, 2017 13:49
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Pearnicious posted:This has always been so idiotic to me. In 3rd grade a kid punched me in the back of the head because I scored a soccer goal against him during recess - teacher saw it happen so we both got suspended for 3 days. Even at 7 years old I understood how stupid this was. It wasn't even a policy about not telling a teacher immediately, it was just basically "if you are remotely associated with a fight you are automatically suspended." But wasn't 7 year old you happy to get a few days offa school for free? Unless your parents punished you as well seems sweet to (younger) me.
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May 6, 2017 14:54
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Can I sue Dare for sexual harassment for when he inevitably posts goatse? I just goatse'd someone who sarcastically replied to my post on reddit. If you want that old feeling back that's the place
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May 6, 2017 15:14
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KomodoWagon posted:Actually sometimes people need to learn to deal with grievances among themselves without some authority figure acting as arbiter. Running to the office every time some other kid knocks you around in recess is absolutely tattling, and people who raise their kids like that need to get hit by a truck man some people have bullies who kick their rear end and steal their stuff every day, in real life you can go to the police, why should a child have to deal with that himself
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May 6, 2017 15:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think they should teach boxing or jiu jitsu in gym class. Like as a mandatory course. Knowing a little bit of fighting helps everyone's confidence and makes you more self reliant. Not to mention it could give bullies an outlet for some of their violent tendencies...and if not then give us a higher caliber of bully. Kids can';t even play dodgeball in a lot of schools. I agree with you though, if the school is cool with football players getting long term head injuries, kids should be able to have cranial bleeding in gym class as well. In seriousness I do think teaching basic defense like boxing and to a much, much, lesser extent BJJ would be a good idea.
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May 6, 2017 15:58
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Teach them to murder imo. It's an important life skill that would rarely need use, but if you need it you NEED it.
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May 6, 2017 16:43
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Teach them to murder imo. It's an important life skill that would rarely need use, but if you need it you NEED it. I'm sure there's Young Republican meetings in most high schools already. HEEEEEYOOOOO!!
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May 6, 2017 16:48
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skeemon posted:My girlfriend got that exact tattoo with no prior knowledge that it was used as a symbol for suicidals. She just thought it was aesthetically pleasing or something. Every once in awhile when we're out doing things strangers will pull her aside and be like "girl I know the struggle" and try to hug her or something. She's all "LOLOLOL no get away weirdo" Haha nice.
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May 6, 2017 17:46
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Bob NewSCART posted:Haha nice. Way to reply to a post from 165 pages ago. 
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May 6, 2017 17:54
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Teach them to murder imo. It's an important life skill that would rarely need use, but if you need it you NEED it. It's an innate trait.
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May 6, 2017 18:03
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McGavin posted:Way to reply to a post from 165 pages ago. I actually thought that was from the previous thread it was so old.
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May 6, 2017 18:16
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food court bailiff posted:they're the weirdo with the mail-order Chinese wife, eating homemade kimchi out of a bento box covered in cartoon characters, that goes on the treadmill in full chainmail to "work out". Oh hey Carl
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May 6, 2017 23:24
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Caesar Saladin posted:man some people have bullies who kick their rear end and steal their stuff every day, in real life you can go to the police, why should a child have to deal with that himself What utopia do you live in where the police gives a flying poo poo about a mugging? You can get even, or, since that's usually not an option, you can move on.
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May 7, 2017 01:14
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Bob NewSCART posted:Haha nice. Thx man
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May 7, 2017 01:42
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KomodoWagon posted:What utopia do you live in where the police gives a flying poo poo about a mugging? You can get even, or, since that's usually not an option, you can move on. Keep your head up, make eye contact, and don't look like you're lost or scared and you'll probably never get mugged.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It doesn't mean you're a "rat" or whatever, it just means you respect the system and trust that it will sort it out for you. So what you are saying is that it makes you a moron.
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