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The only goon wrestler I remember was the one trained by a Nazi
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I was trained briefly by a very large juggalo but really just wanted to do manager/promo stuff, then I hosed my neck up taking a flapjack wrong that's my cool wrestling school story
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Lone Goat posted:Were any of these guys Beer Suitcase? I think that guy trained. I wasn't trained well. In fact the guy who ran the promotion moved to Georgia started a fed there then had it shut down because of a "Kids Camp" where they taught kids under 12 how to bump and had them work matches on the show at the end of the week.
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May 5, 2017 03:34
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that's just called a lucha promotion
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May 5, 2017 03:42
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Lunatic Sledge posted:I was trained briefly by a very large juggalo but really just wanted to do manager/promo stuff, then I hosed my neck up taking a flapjack wrong I hosed up my neck twice doing rolls, once it just gave out during a back handstand roll and it turned out to be whiplash. Second time I accidentally ddt'd my head in doing a standard roll in the ring, gave myself a minor version of what kurt angle has. Still have some nerve damage from affecting my left arm but still going at it.
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May 5, 2017 03:43
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FunMerrania posted:I hosed up my neck twice doing rolls, once it just gave out during a back handstand roll and it turned out to be whiplash. Second time I accidentally ddt'd my head in doing a standard roll in the ring, gave myself a minor version of what kurt angle has. Honestly, I wish I still was. By the time I got over how god drat scared I was, said juggalo had packed up his ring and disappeared, and there's not another wrestling thing within five counties of here. I didn't get to do much, but, man... even cutting a promo for like eight people felt loving amazing. I wish I didn't live in a barren shithole.
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May 5, 2017 03:50
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I trained at the inoki dojo for like a year and a half and school of hard knocks for about 3 months. I didn't get any lasting injuries and I really loved it, but I started wondering about my long term health and realized it probably wasn't for me.
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May 5, 2017 04:12
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https://twitter.com/NoelleFoley/status/857727062236442624
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May 5, 2017 04:35
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I got to train for a month at an indie in Zephyrhills, FL before I went away to college. A friend and I did it once a week before their show and then got to referee the matches each week. It ruled. We got to take some bumps in some matches and I got thrown out of the ring onto the floor once which apparently looked like death because the wrestlers kept asking if I was okay. If I hadn't gone away to college who knows where I'd be now. It was a ton of fun.
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May 5, 2017 05:03
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:Is Nick Lovin still alive I think he's mostly been doing commentary with the same promotion he was with when he posted. The odd match here and there - a battle royale recently, a hardcore match last year.
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May 5, 2017 05:40
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I trained with UPW and OVW and then worked a bunch for a while.
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May 5, 2017 07:03
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In The Bushes posted:I trained with UPW and OVW and then worked a bunch for a while. you haven't retired yet john
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May 5, 2017 07:37
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I train with a UK promotion called EWW it's great fun despite the fact I'm really really poo poo, I take bumps well but I suck at putting on freestyle matches.
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May 5, 2017 15:02
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I work at a gym in Orlando where I actually do most of the training
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May 5, 2017 17:31
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i worked in xfw out of sacramento for about ~6 months in 2003 but my mom started getting mad because i kept ruining the bed.
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May 5, 2017 18:11
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Is anyone still updating the initial list of Goons on Twitter? I finally broke down and got an account with my lovely screen name.
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May 5, 2017 19:26
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Rodney the Piper posted:Is anyone still updating the initial list of Goons on Twitter? I finally broke down and got an account with my lovely screen name. follow @coconono for death threats, butt pics and ramblings while high as balls
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May 5, 2017 20:01
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I'm currently training a bunch of students under my ring name, Colby Lopez.
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May 5, 2017 20:52
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I am available for bookings. Pay travel, food, hotel and I dunno.... $1500 bucks. Polaroids are $10, selfies with your own phone is $5
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May 5, 2017 21:16
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Push El Burrito posted:I'm currently training a bunch of students under my ring name, Colby Lopez. nice dick
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May 5, 2017 21:41
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coconono posted:follow @coconono for death threats, butt pics and ramblings while high as balls oh cool like 200 political tweets before a single butt
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May 6, 2017 03:29
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coconono posted:follow @coconono for death threats, butt pics and ramblings while high as balls Already am, haven't been threatened yet, does not deliver.
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May 6, 2017 03:59
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Yeah I learned like 3 years ago that if you follow coco be prepared for lots of body parts. I think he's the only sexual deviant, though. I mean the only out one.
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May 6, 2017 06:42
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I am available for bookings. Pay travel, food, hotel and I dunno.... $1500 bucks. I am also available for bookings under my ring name, Johnny No-Show. Basically, you pay $1000 up front (in cash, none of this plane ticket nonsense), and then I don't show up to your event, but keep the cash. For an extra $500, I will record a grainy phone promo saying why your lovely town isn't good enough for Johnny No-Show's talents, which you can play in lieu of a main event.
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May 6, 2017 08:19
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hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:I am also available for bookings under my ring name, Johnny No-Show. Basically, you pay $1000 up front (in cash, none of this plane ticket nonsense), and then I don't show up to your event, but keep the cash. Lol this would be a pretty funny gimmick tbh.
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May 6, 2017 11:56
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Del Rio has been using that gimmick for a while
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May 6, 2017 13:00
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https://twitter.com/JorgeGCRR/status/860741371220701184 yeah ok, that's a move.
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May 6, 2017 16:57
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That's not a meltzer driver at all!
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May 6, 2017 17:12
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That's closer to what low ki and homicide used to do
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May 6, 2017 17:53
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Top heeling https://twitter.com/alexabliss_wwe/status/860964139702919168
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May 6, 2017 22:11
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The best was when Fandango was singing that song about his vest to a very confused Cesaro in the international broadcasts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AZY2z-cZ4E
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May 6, 2017 22:26
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Titus isn't even wearing pants
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May 7, 2017 03:19
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Clap clap clap clap
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May 7, 2017 03:41
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I guess Karen Jarrett is also tired of the rovert-centric discussions.
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May 7, 2017 18:37
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https://twitter.com/WWERobinson/status/861284301320704001
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May 7, 2017 19:20
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May 7, 2017 19:29
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Ahh ahaha hahahahahhahah
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May 7, 2017 19:34
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I'm also a belligerent drunk, Karen. I'm just not, you know, always drunk.
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VJeff posted:
I would pay double the current network rate if they had alternate audio with workers giving their thoughts on other people's matches, or their own matches, or w/e
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