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May 6, 2017 09:12
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why do these updates keep ending up at the bottom of the page
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May 6, 2017 09:13
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> Comment on the impeccable post timing
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May 6, 2017 09:14
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FPzero posted:> Comment on the impeccable post timing  You (I) throw your (my) Wacom tablet that you (I) only use for making lovely MS Paint drawings on the ground in a huff. Consarn it, Nine-Gear Crow!!
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May 6, 2017 09:23
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>Throw 2B. If you aren't buff enough to throw a girl: >Throw self.
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May 6, 2017 10:27
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>Kick your own rear end to impress the shadowy figure
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May 6, 2017 12:15
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>self-destruct, you'll be damned if they're gonna take dash rendar alive
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May 6, 2017 12:52
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nine-gear crow posted:> Suplex >Do it again
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May 6, 2017 13:55
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>If fighting moves fail to move figure, talk to them politely instead
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May 6, 2017 15:22
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> queue up that Harden Fard country song from the Dead Space 3 OST and get ready for an rear end-kickin'! (That shadowy figure's--hopefully not yours!)
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May 6, 2017 15:38
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Time to move the plot along. >ask for 2b's assistance in tracking down Blind Sally. We've an update to unleash on the world.
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May 6, 2017 16:02
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> build fort out of Max Payne 3 boxes > outlast siege by shadowy figure
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May 6, 2017 17:44
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Blind Sally posted:> queue up that Harden Fard country song from the Dead Space 3 OST and get ready for an rear end-kickin'! (That shadowy figure's--hopefully not yours!) Hell yeah! Time for some stringy violin slash guitar beatdown music! ...what do you mean that song's not on YouTube?? Crap!! Okay, this one will have to do. Yee haw! cant cook creole bream posted:>Throw 2B.  You discuss your desire to throw 2B at the enemy, using her heavy android weight as a counterbalance, so that she may strike first before they notice your presence and become hostile. She responds reasonably to this request with a hard to read frown.  2B picks you up and chucks you at them instead.  You sail through the air like a graceful discus. 2B really could've joined the olympics were it not for the whole machine war thing! She surely would've brought home the gold, you consider fondly as your skull impacts the ground.  Thankfully, your head is pretty much empty and very spongy so you just bounce off of the hard metal floor like a sock-'em bopper, careening into the shadowy figure and knocking them over. So hey, technically your plan was a success! Congrats! The figure is knocked into the light and you finally get a good hard look at who the person that wants to kick your rear end really is.    Why, it's your old Bunker-mate FOOD! You may or may not remember him from that other adventure he was a part of from a long time ago! He is rubbing his head, staggered by your bowling ball antics. If you're going to say something to try and possibly dissuade him from beating you up, you'd better say it now! CJacobs fucked around with this message at 23:27 on May 6, 2017 |
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May 6, 2017 23:23
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>Ride him like a mechanical bull
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May 6, 2017 23:28
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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>Introduce him to 2B to quickly distract him from what just happened.
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May 6, 2017 23:32
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>You still don't have your pizza...and he IS named FOOD...
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May 6, 2017 23:36
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>Suplex
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May 7, 2017 00:05
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>Politely ask 2B to beat him up, while very subtly hiding behind her in terror
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May 7, 2017 00:05
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> comment on what a piece of poo poo the Crozier is then insist that Norton was right, questioning FOOD as to why he didn't use his stasis packs.
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May 7, 2017 00:14
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poorlywrittennovel posted:>Suplex Not an emptyquote
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May 7, 2017 00:23
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>Actually try to be a normal person and apologize, hopefully before we get our rear end beat but definitely after if not
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May 7, 2017 00:27
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>Genuflect
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May 7, 2017 00:41
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> Praise Altman
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May 7, 2017 01:58
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> Kiss him as an apology. Very passionately
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May 7, 2017 06:53
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>Suplex Blind Sally until he posts the next update.
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May 7, 2017 06:59
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White Coke posted:>Suplex Blind Sally until he posts the next update. let's, uh, see where this goes with FOOD first...
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May 7, 2017 07:24
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Arcade Rabbit posted:> Kiss him as an apology. Very passionately
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May 7, 2017 07:48
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Arcade Rabbit posted:> Kiss him as an apology. Very passionately White Coke posted:>Suplex Blind Sally until he posts the next update.
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May 7, 2017 08:10
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Fish Noise posted:> Kiss Blind Sally until he suplexes the next update very passionately
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May 7, 2017 09:21
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>TRUMP
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May 7, 2017 11:52
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Fish Noise posted:> Kiss Blind Sally until he suplexes the next update very passionately Third'd
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May 7, 2017 16:15
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Fish Noise posted:> Kiss Blind Sally until he suplexes the next update very passionately All my LP fanfiction is finally coming true
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May 7, 2017 16:45
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The LPers are converging!
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May 7, 2017 19:10
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Fish Noise posted:> Kiss Blind Sally until he suplexes the next update very passionately Tasteful Dickpic posted:The LPers are converging! >Kiss Blind Sally until he turns into a moon.
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May 7, 2017 22:28
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I'M GOING TO UPDATE THIS THREAD TONIGHT! TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT OF IT BEING UPDATED! Be there or be square my fellow people-who-want-Dash-Rendar-to-kiss-all-the-boys 
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May 9, 2017 18:07
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My grandchildren will ask me where I was on that day... and I will proudly tell them that I was reading MSpaint Dash Rendar comics.
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May 10, 2017 04:51
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CJacobs posted:I'M GOING TO UPDATE THIS THREAD TONIGHT! TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT OF IT BEING UPDATED! Be there or be square my fellow people-who-want-Dash-Rendar-to-kiss-all-the-boys >Change timezone to PST
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May 10, 2017 05:00
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Dr. Fetus posted:>Introduce him to 2B to quickly distract him from what just happened. As Isaac (ah gently caress calling him FOOD) gets to his feet, you notice that your stalwart companion of about 5 minutes has meandered to your side. She offers no apology for flinging you at the supposed enemy, but there's no time to think about that now as he is looking pretty steamed!  You exchange introductions between Isaac and 2B, somehow expecting that they wouldn't already know each other despite all three of you living on the Bunker. I dunno, maybe you three have just never passed each other in the hall before or something. Either way, you tell him everything you know about her: She has very little in the way of manners, is strong enough to throw a human like a frisbee, and is absolutely not into you in any way. Also a huge fan of Max Payne 3 as it turns out, which makes her the best person you've met so far on your journey of the, uh, two. Sorry, Dash Rendar's Mom.  Isaac is not amused. Blind Sally posted:> comment on what a piece of poo poo the Crozier is then insist that Norton was right, questioning FOOD as to why he didn't use his stasis packs.  You probably should not have done that. It seems it's a relatively sore subject, even though you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Ignatius M. Meen posted:>Actually try to be a normal person and apologize, hopefully before we get our rear end beat but definitely after if not  Isaac pushes forward, eyeballing you angrily. He shouts about how it's all your fault he's in this mess, how everything that's happened to him over the last several days was all your doing. He throws many accusations about things that happened before this adventure began, and so you have no clue what he means by any of it as if you have some form of plot-related amnesia or something. You don't, but if you did, that's about how you would be feeling right now. He is very angry about SOMETHING that happened between you two recently, you just don't know what he means.  Thankfully, for the benefit of you, the reader, 2B interjects. "I don't mean to be rude, but what the hell are either of you talking about?"  You stare onward with a blank, unreadable expression (because there's nothing to read) as Isaac folds his arms. "Oh, I'll tell you," he says. "I'll tell you all about how this jerk dragged me back into a life of violence and general anxiety."   You are now playing as Isaac. It's a few days prior. You are currently hanging out in your room doing pretty much nothing of value while you wait for the next escapade by Blind Sally and Nine-Gear Crow to begin. You're pretty bored, and were just eating some delicious pizza before deciding you were full for now. You have stood up from your round card table with such ferocity that... well, nothing flipped over or anything, you have some modicum of table manners after all. Either way, you have no idea of the storm that will soon be headed your way. I mean, you do, but Isaac doesn't. You'd best prepare for the worst. What will you do?
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May 10, 2017 05:49
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> Examine workbench
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May 10, 2017 05:52
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>Throw out the pizza box. We're not savages!
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May 10, 2017 05:53
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