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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


nm

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Explaining the start/finish line to all the New Fans watching :allears:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

poo poo missed the start

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Norns posted:

poo poo missed the start

Good news, there are two more later on :)

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I have zero idea what good pit strategy looks like with these stages.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Norns posted:

I have zero idea what good pit strategy looks like with these stages.

step 1: don't pit when pit road is closed

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

CactusWeasle posted:

Explaining the start/finish line to all the New Fans watching :allears:
They're not still doing that.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

gently caress big wreck

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Norns posted:

gently caress big wreck

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

From the sound of it, the Chase Elliott Wrecks The Field Blocking prophecy was fulfilled?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
at Daytona, your car slides on its roof until here, but at Talladega it slides on its roof until here

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


JTG signing AJ Allmendinger for 5 years for winning a race is like marrying the girl who takes your virginity the day after it happened.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Once again I remember Danica exists as she plows head on into a wall

e: FOX you didnt even have to go back to 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTfeXcI2K8

CactusWeasle fucked around with this message at 22:36 on May 7, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

From the sound of it, the Chase Elliott Wrecks The Field Blocking prophecy was fulfilled?

Almendinger more or less spun him

Chase was second and didn't do much than follow the leader's draft.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 23:23 on May 7, 2017

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

YO that fuckin ruled

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
:psypop:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

:stare:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

guys help, i think.... i think i'm a ricky stenhouse fan

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Stenhouse won a race, by being awesome?

Hold me

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CactusWeasle posted:

Stenhouse won a race, by being awesome?

Hold me

That and McMurray with a Bush whack on the back straightaway

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
:catdrugs:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good god drat job, Ricky Stenhouse.

Good for you, Roush Racing.

What is this I'm saying?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Good god drat job, Ricky Stenhouse.

Good for you, Roush Racing.

What is this I'm saying?

gently caress Joe Gibbs

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

exploded mummy posted:

gently caress Jimmie Johnson

. ..because that's what I was waiting for. That felt like a 48 blueballin'.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

That was a bad rear end final lap

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


I will say this about the last 2 seasons - the guys winning races are working their asses off to go get it, in the closing stages of these races.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

a week ago:

kidcoelacanth posted:

Stenhouse wins a race this year I bet

nicely done

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/jaybusbee/status/861365848187035653

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Too bad greg biffle wasn't in the race to block stenhouse as he tried to pass kyle busch.

Also I think the drivers have finally figured out they can't go "WELL GEE WHIZ I GOTTA WAIT TILL THE LAST LAP TO TRY ANYTHING" in this package.

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 03:37 on May 8, 2017

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007

dentist toy box posted:

Also I think the drivers have finally figured out they can't go "WELL GEE WHIZ I GOTTA WAIT TILL THE LAST LAP TO TRY ANYTHING" in this package.
You clearly don't remember Daytona, where people were riding the top and doing nothing until cars started running out of fuel.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I was like 20 beers in by the end of the 500 and just yelling because kyle Larson was in the lead.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

dentist toy box posted:

I was like 20 beers in by the end of the 500 and just yelling because kyle Larson was in the lead.

So basically DW but more coherent.

SPiTZ
Aug 9, 2004

CactusWeasle posted:

Once again I remember Danica exists as she plows head on into a wall

e: FOX you didnt even have to go back to 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTfeXcI2K8

Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYEjLjIRsE&t=125s

Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsCLVuJxvCw&t=157s

Basically, she is really super talented at this one thing.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Trying to find old seasons to watch without running into spoilers is a pain. I'd really like a service with all the races I could just pay for :argh:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

CactusWeasle posted:

Once again I remember Danica exists as she plows head on into a wall

e: FOX you didnt even have to go back to 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTfeXcI2K8

Darrell Waltrip, a commentary adventure:

"Oh noooo"
[angrily??] "Matt Kenseth"
"I am not believin' that"

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
he did that hook and go up the hill, man

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Listening to DW every week has become by far my least favorite thing about NASCAR, which is really saying something given the state of things.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

he did that hook and go up the hill, man

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Danica's consistency at huge wrecks on plate tracks is getting uncomfortable.

Norns posted:

Trying to find old seasons to watch without running into spoilers is a pain. I'd really like a service with all the races I could just pay for :argh:

I get tired of YouTube Directors posting finishes of races I might have missed and the only quality clip available has someone insisting on putting "GEICO 500 at Talladega RICKY STENHOUSE, JR (or whoever else) WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in the title.

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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


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