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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
It's five to eight dollars for a pouch, and each one gives you exactly one eight ounce glass of juice. If you want to, you can open the bag afterwards and eat the pulp. You can only use the bags once, and you can only use Juicero brand bags, and you can only use them before the QR code expires, and you can only use them if you're hooked up to the wi-fi.

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Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Death By The Blues posted:

I mean didn't QR codes die out?They had a short lived thing, very seldom you seem them used presently.

People may not scan them anymore, but they are still everywhere.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Death By The Blues posted:

I mean didn't QR codes die out?They had a short lived thing, very seldom you seem them used presently.

They're still very widely used for DRM purposes (and also in manufacturing, particularly Japanese auto).

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Snak posted:

People may not scan them anymore, but they are still everywhere.

They're what fandango gives me when I buy a movie ticket, and more and more the cinema seems to be especially equipped to quickly, easliy scan them.

I used to have to go to a special kiosk.
Now the ticket guy just scans my qr code on my phone.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
Yea the founder of this company looks exactly like the type of person who founded this company.

Well in 35 years (if humanity is around) someone is going to find a whole ton of these buried in a land fill.

E: We are just simple folksy people up here then. Was confused when I went to the states and saw ads being played on the gas pumps.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

The Bananana posted:

They're what fandango gives me when I buy a movie ticket, and more and more the cinema seems to be especially equipped to quickly, easliy scan them.

I used to have to go to a special kiosk.
Now the ticket guy just scans my qr code on my phone.

Oh, yeah, I suppose the airline and Amtrak mobile apps use QR for scanning tickets, too.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
QR codes are used for everything in China, at least. It's p. convenient.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


corn in the bible posted:

Why the hell would you want halloween to be stylish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELF1DCf1ChA

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Maybe we can upscale it and use a giant juicero to squeeze the evil out of republican congressmen.

That might actually be worth $400, you'd need a centrifuge to separate the pure evil from all the pus and bile.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

QR codes are used for everything in China, at least. It's p. convenient.

For certain uses, yeah, absolutely. I think it was developed originally to track inventory for auto manufacturers in Japan, and then like fifteen years later American marketers latched onto it as the next big thing ... which lasted all of about a year. I had a boss who insisted I put a QR code on every goddamn ad I designed and there were days I wanted to hit him with a brick and dump him in the lake.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.

Timby posted:

The pouches are like $7 each, one-time use only. You have to send them back for recycling (it's on a subscription model). They have a shelf life of six days, and the QR code disables them if you try to use a pouch after its intended use date.

Absolutely terrible.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
There's a billboard for that juicer thing a couple blocks from my apartment. A couple blocks in the other direction is a billboard for Twin Peaks, which I squealed when I saw.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

James Woods Fan posted:

Absolutely terrible.

And that gizmo raised $120 million in VC funding (probably because everyone's got a huge boner for the subscription model after companies like Dollar Shave Club hit it big).

But that's how Silicon Valley is going right now. VC people continue to invest in Uber despite it being an unbelievably terrible company run by unbelievably terrible people that loses unbelievable amounts of money every year, because "disruption" is the current word of the day. Everyone wants to be on the ground floor of the next Google or Facebook, or get in on a cheap stock before it has a resurgence (think Apple), and everyone has a huge boner for shaking industries up because of guys like Elon Musk -- even though Tesla's losing (not spending, losing) more than $100 million a month and they're facing significant delivery issues with the Model 3.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Death By The Blues posted:

I mean didn't QR codes die out?They had a short lived thing, very seldom you seem them used presently.

Not really, QR codes are absolutely everywhere. They're not like Ploids or something.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Are there any eTickets that don't use QR codes outside of like, Megabus tickets? Outside of those I think I've had a QR code scanned for every ticket I've bought online.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The opening scene of the second American Gods episode is amazing Orlando Jones is perfect as Anansi

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Hasn't Netflix lost something to the amount of 3 billion dollars over the years? I mean I'm all for funding non-profit public services but I can't see how they are expecting to get money out of this.

Shikantaza
Sep 10, 2016
Threads was pretty morbid. Turns out nuclear war sucks.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

What's dumb is that a "juice Keurig" isn't a bad idea. If I were to design one, it would simply use freeze-dried fruit and veggies, use water to rehydrate, then puree that into a fresh juice. Still not as practical as just picking up a bottle from your local Whole Foods or Sprouts.

Priest pleads guilty to stealing 500K for casinos and concerts

Down with this sort of thing

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

married but discreet posted:

Hasn't Netflix lost something to the amount of 3 billion dollars over the years? I mean I'm all for funding non-profit public services but I can't see how they are expecting to get money out of this.

Netflix took some heavy losses in 2015 and 2016 as it ramped up its international presence (but it had more than enough cash on hand to deal with that). This is why the company is now investing so heavily in its original programming instead of licensing content. But they do need a good year because they've burnt through more than a billion dollars over the past year. Q4 2016 was excellent for them, in part because of the Gilmore Girls revival (to which they're attributing several million new subscriptions).

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
There was a whole article on the Juicero approaching it from an engineering perspective, saying that it's really overly-engineered with tons of machined parts that drive up the cost, partly because it works by applying uniform pressure to a large surface area (the packs are friggin' huge). So naturally it costs too goddamn much- anyone who wants to just drink juice will buy juice, and anyone really into the "fresh cold press" thing will just buy an actual juicer (and even the premium models of THOSE cost about a hundred bucks less, just looking at Amazon.)

A Kuerig machine is about $100. That's enough for it to be like a wedding gift or a nice thing you get yourself when you just got a raise at work or something. (I don't have one myself, and they're hella wasteful, but never mind that.) It's kinda convenient if you want just one cup of coffee, so long as you're not hung up on it being particularly good coffee.

It's like a lot of the Kickstarter Nonstarters that Retsupurae does.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Keurigs were fine until they rolled out the DRM'd 2.0 system.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.

Shikantaza posted:

Threads was pretty morbid. Turns out nuclear war sucks.

I still haven't sat down and watched this. I just started getting into Swan Song and I don't want to overload on nuclear misery.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Timby posted:

Keurigs were fine until they rolled out the DRM'd 2.0 system.

Do reusable pods no longer work?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Coffee And Pie posted:

Do reusable pods no longer work?

From what I've been told, the DRM is relatively easy to circumvent (although they did change the cup shape), but the other issue with the 2.0 machines is that they started making the coffee a lot more watery in exchange for reducing the amount of grounds in each cup.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
My impression at Sundance this year was that Netflix and Amazon were basically on spending sprees. It will be interesting to see how that pans out because they are spending SO MUCH money and like most of the stuff that goes up immediately gets ignored so even with the handful of successes, they still can't be even close to breaking even.

axelblaze fucked around with this message at 20:33 on May 7, 2017

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
American Gods is so loving dope. Peter Stormare is the man.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna patiently wait for the whole season to air before going forward with American Gods. Hell, it's likely I'm gonna do that with the rest of the season of Better Call Saul (I've still only watched the season premiere). Not having these things taunting me on my DVR makes it easier to ignore until they're aired.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

glam rock hamhock posted:

I'm gonna patiently wait for the whole season to air before going forward with American Gods. Hell, it's likely I'm gonna do that with the rest of the season of Better Call Saul (I've still only watched the season premiere). Not having these things taunting me on my DVR makes it easier to ignore until they're aired.

Better Call Saul won't go up on Netflix until a week or so before the fourth season airs next year, so you might be waiting a while...

Edit: Unless AMC does streaming? I haven't had cable in years, I forget nowadays.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Timby posted:

Better Call Saul won't go up on Netflix until a week or so before the fourth season airs next year, so you might be waiting a while...

Edit: Unless AMC does streaming? I haven't had cable in years, I forget nowadays.

I think I can just buy it off Amazon, worst comes to worst

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Maxwell Lord posted:

It's kinda convenient if you want just one cup of coffee, so long as you're not hung up on it being particularly good coffee.

This is why I like French presses.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, my french press gets me two great cups of coffee, which is really all I should have.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

French presses are dope, especially for making cold brew.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

glam rock hamhock posted:

My impression at Sundance this year was that Netflix and Amazon were basically on spending sprees. It will be interesting to see how that pans out because they are spending SO MUCH money and like most of the stuff that goes up immediately gets ignored so even with the handful of successes, they still can't be even close to breaking even.

Samurai Gourmet is super loving good, it's Netflix Exclusive, and they have exactly one trailer out which is in Japanese with no subs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQ0-m9LLxM

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

French presses are dope, especially for making cold brew.

How well does this work?
I'm a fan of cold brew, but I've been making it with grounds (in a filter) in a mason jar of water overnight.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Schwarzwald posted:

How well does this work?
I'm a fan of cold brew, but I've been making it with grounds (in a filter) in a mason jar of water overnight.

It's exactly the same as using a mason jar, but it has a built-in filter.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Schwarzwald posted:

How well does this work?
I'm a fan of cold brew, but I've been making it with grounds (in a filter) in a mason jar of water overnight.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It's exactly the same as using a mason jar, but it has a built-in filter.

Yeah, which makes it way easier. You maybe can't make quite as big a batch as you could in a mason jar, but not having to worry about the filter bag is awesome. Just throw it in the French press, pop it in the fridge overnight, and in the morning press down the plunger.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
French Presses are indeed awesome.

Although, really want a fancy espresso machine.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

My parents got me a one-cup Keurig for Christmas years ago, and I feel mildly guilty every time I see it buried in the back of my cabinet - I honestly like using my cheap old Black & Decker drip one way better.

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Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I was actually gifted a mason jar with a built-in filter, so it looks like I'm already at the top of the game.

No plunger, though.

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