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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Rich List 2017: Six surprising ways to make money

Four of the six are inheriting the family business - what a shocker!
Sell eggs door to door in the 1920s.
Emigrate to Australia and sell pet food.
Sell bread at your grocery store in the 1870s.
Open a soap factory in a British colony using cheap African labor and money from commodities trading.
Make a new type of milk packaging in the 1950s.
Set up yet another pound shop.

brb off to try all these.

e: 1962 - The Commonwealth Immigrants Act removes free movement from the citizens of the Commonwealth of Nations, several African colonies frustrate poor honest soapmakers by declaring independence.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 20:19 on May 7, 2017

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
At this point it looks like we got ~5 years left before everything goes to hell everywhere. Signs of a global crisis coming, but then again we get one every 10 years or so. At least we didn't get a literal nazi in power in France... for now.

Still, 35% of french voters voted for a literal nazi. We learned gently caress-all as a species from World War 2, I see.

Pochoclo fucked around with this message at 20:30 on May 7, 2017

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Pochoclo posted:

At this point it looks like we got ~5 years left before everything goes to hell everywhere. Signs of a global crisis coming, but then again we get one every 10 years or so. At least we didn't get a literal nazi in power in France... for now.

Still, 35% of french voters voted for a literal nazi. We learned gently caress-all as a species from World War 2, I see.

Human beings don't learn a lot socially generation to generation as far as anyone can tell - we all get to make the same mistakes over and over again.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Some prick 'expert' on BBC news saying that it's impossible to raise much money from the rich because they already pay such a high percentage of taxes and their tax burden has actually gone up a lot over the last seven years.

Someone remind me when taxes on the rich were increased in the last seven years?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

jabby posted:

Some prick 'expert' on BBC news saying that it's impossible to raise much money from the rich because they already pay such a high percentage of taxes and their tax burden has actually gone up a lot over the last seven years.

Someone remind me when taxes on the rich were increased in the last seven years?

I've gone from sleeping on friends sofas to earning quite a bit (by total fluke, studying paid off at loving looooong last). When I tell anyone that I want taxes to go up, they either laugh at me or think I'm making it up. If you taxed me an extra 10%, It'd just take a bit longer to do what I want to do, and at the same time it'd help a whole bunch of people. Which is pretty much what I want.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
France just shamed britain, but it's a valuable lesson you can learn a lot from.

Centrist politics is alive and well, you don't fight the far right from the far left.

France and all of Europe and the whole of the democratic world breathe a sigh of relief tonight that Le Pen wasnt running against a French Corbyn.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

hakimashou posted:

France just shamed britain, but it's a valuable lesson you can learn a lot from.

Centrist politics is alive and well, you don't fight the far right from the far left.

France and all of Europe and the whole of the democratic world breathe a sigh of relief tonight that Le Pen wasnt running against a French Corbyn.

gently caress off, you're a racist genocide apologist.

Hexyflexy posted:

I've gone from sleeping on friends sofas to earning quite a bit (by total fluke, studying paid off at loving looooong last). When I tell anyone that I want taxes to go up, they either laugh at me or think I'm making it up. If you taxed me an extra 10%, It'd just take a bit longer to do what I want to do, and at the same time it'd help a whole bunch of people. Which is pretty much what I want.

My parents basically :what:'d at me when I told them I wanted 100% inheritance tax.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

hakimashou posted:

France just shamed britain, but it's a valuable lesson you can learn a lot from.

Centrist politics is alive and well, you don't fight the far right from the far left.

France and all of Europe and the whole of the democratic world breathe a sigh of relief tonight that Le Pen wasnt running against a French Corbyn.

You're not as good at this as pissflaps. Don't bother.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Hexyflexy posted:

I've gone from sleeping on friends sofas to earning quite a bit (by total fluke, studying paid off at loving looooong last). When I tell anyone that I want taxes to go up, they either laugh at me or think I'm making it up. If you taxed me an extra 10%, It'd just take a bit longer to do what I want to do, and at the same time it'd help a whole bunch of people. Which is pretty much what I want.

I had a good discussion with a (lefty) doctor friend, back in the Cameron days, where we agreed that the NHS needed more money, and the most efficient way to do that was through general taxation, but he argued that this wouldn't go down well in Britain, so maybe some other payment stream (pay £10 at the GP, or everyone pays £50 a month "health insurance", or something) would be necessary. Even if you'd need to raise more from this system to get to the same place, and even if it would have adverse effects.

My assertion that people like me should pay more tax were met with "well yes, but the other people like you wouldn't go for it".

The perverse thing being, "like me" was a comfortable amount of money relative to a Big Mac, or an iMac, or a holiday. But housing costs were such (didn't help that my job was in the very centre of London) that a juicy tax increase would actually have been detrimental.

Hmmm if only housing costs didn't reflect a real thing, and could be cut in half and then half of that half taken in income tax (certainly for the okly-off), leaving both the people and the country better off.

E: Miftan, yep that makes people :confused: even more than "I should definitely be paying more income tax"

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Bobstar posted:

I had a good discussion with a (lefty) doctor friend, back in the Cameron days, where we agreed that the NHS needed more money, and the most efficient way to do that was through general taxation, but he argued that this wouldn't go down well in Britain, so maybe some other payment stream (pay £10 at the GP, or everyone pays £50 a month "health insurance", or something) would be necessary. Even if you'd need to raise more from this system to get to the same place, and even if it would have adverse effects.

My assertion that people like me should pay more tax were met with "well yes, but the other people like you wouldn't go for it".

The perverse thing being, "like me" was a comfortable amount of money relative to a Big Mac, or an iMac, or a holiday. But housing costs were such (didn't help that my job was in the very centre of London) that a juicy tax increase would actually have been detrimental.

Hmmm if only housing costs didn't reflect a real thing, and could be cut in half and then half of that half taken in income tax (certainly for the okly-off), leaving both the people and the country better off.

E: Miftan, yep that makes people :confused: even more than "I should definitely be paying more income tax"

It was a hell of a day when I realised I'd be paying enough tax to fund a student nurse for a year. For me personally, that was awesome - made me want to do more. Unfortunately a lot of people don't seem to think beyond "I've paid money, how is that going to benefit me? (and don't let those dole scummers have any!)". Ugh. I might be slightly Communist, so I'm probably a bad person to judge this stuff.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Between the catastrophic landslide defeat for Corbyn Labour in the local elections, and the strong French evidence that centrism is alive and well and perfectly capable of trouncing the right wing, the events of the past few days have been a crushing body blow to the obsolete and discredit leftism of corbynismo

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






We need a radical centrist. Someone who says "I will do what the Tories do, but I will look sad when I do it". Thats the key to defeating May.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Gorn Myson posted:

We need a radical centrist. Someone who says "I will do what the Tories do, but I will look sad when I do it". Thats the key to defeating May.

You need something different from what you've got, that's for sure.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






hakimashou posted:

You need something different from what you've got, that's for sure.
The Labour Party as an entity no longer has any answers to the Conservatives. I'm pretty sure that the other leadership candidates that took part in the post-Milliband leadership contest two years ago would be on the road to receiving a spanking in the next election too because "Tories but sadface" pretty much summarised the lot of them.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I was going to say that under the Cooper we would have the added bonus of the Tories running to the left of her on law and order, but then I realised that May would just take it as a challenge and we would be facing a referendum on restoring the death penalty in six months time.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

hakimashou posted:

We could have exterminated them forever when we had the only nuclear arms.

And in hindsight we should have.

We could have spent a few years accumulating atomic bombs.

Hindsight is 20/20, but in hindsight it would have been unambiguously the right thing to do.

Hmmmm

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Bobstar posted:

I had a good discussion with a (lefty) doctor friend, back in the Cameron days, where we agreed that the NHS needed more money, and the most efficient way to do that was through general taxation, but he argued that this wouldn't go down well in Britain, so maybe some other payment stream (pay £10 at the GP, or everyone pays £50 a month "health insurance", or something) would be necessary. Even if you'd need to raise more from this system to get to the same place, and even if it would have adverse effects.

A lefty suggesting what is in effect a flat tax to pay for the NHS. Gosh. That's...wow.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

jabby posted:

Some prick 'expert' on BBC news saying that it's impossible to raise much money from the rich because they already pay such a high percentage of taxes and their tax burden has actually gone up a lot over the last seven years.

Someone remind me when taxes on the rich were increased in the last seven years?

Rich people exist in a quantum state where they pay way too much tax already but also taxing them more would certainly not be able to bring in enough money to pay for public service X, and they're all really smart with their accountants and loopholes so it's futile to even try and tax them

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

hakimashou posted:

Centrist politics is alive and well, you don't fight the far right from the far left.
Looks like Macron won though, and the centrist didn't even get a look in.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Miftan posted:

My parents basically :what:'d at me when I told them I wanted 100% inheritance tax.

Inheritance tax is a weird one because people get worked up about the idea of being able to pass something along to 'their children' but the average person inherits at something like in the 50-60 age bracket. Value from rich parents is passed on to you while they are alive.

The things people want to inherit are property, and the reason the government wants to tax away property is to pay for old age care costs. Fix housing and fix social care and the issue goes away.


e: hypothecated taxes are a terrible idea, you always either end of overfunding or underfunding the service and you can't adjust taxes because 'I'm already paying for that' or 'you are taking bread out of the mouths of x'.

Alchenar fucked around with this message at 21:30 on May 7, 2017

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Hexyflexy posted:

It was a hell of a day when I realised I'd be paying enough tax to fund a student nurse for a year. For me personally, that was awesome - made me want to do more. Unfortunately a lot of people don't seem to think beyond "I've paid money, how is that going to benefit me? (and don't let those dole scummers have any!)". Ugh. I might be slightly Communist, so I'm probably a bad person to judge this stuff.

See also: "Why don't you just send a cheque to HMRC then?"

forkboy84 posted:

A lefty suggesting what is in effect a flat tax to pay for the NHS. Gosh. That's...wow.

Yeah. To be fair, this was a pragmatic suggestion at a time where you couldn't picture either Tories nor Tory-esque-but-sadface (of either party) coming out and saying "the NHS needs money and we're going to tax you to get it".

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

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IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

Looks like Macron won though, and the centrist didn't even get a look in.



Eh he was a big part of the neoliberalness of Hollande's government, but that doesn't make him an arch-tory.

He's more like Umunna or something. Probably will act similar to the way the current (nominally) PS government does.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Guavanaut posted:

Looks like Macron won though, and the centrist didn't even get a look in.



I'm rather surprised Jean-Luc "refugees are stealing the bread from French workers" Melenchon didn't get into the red quadrant, tbh.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

TinTower posted:

I'm rather surprised Jean-Luc "refugees are stealing the bread from French workers" Melenchon didn't get into the red quadrant, tbh.

:cripes:

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

Gorn Myson posted:

"Tories but sadface" pretty much summarised the lot of them.

U.K. election 2017:

Tories.
Tories in clown-face
Tories with a badge saying 'trust me I'm a liberal'
Tories in sad-face
Tartan Tories
Tories who own property in the nice bits of the countryside
Tories selling a newspaper explaining the orthodox Marxist-Leninist justification for them being Tories

radmonger fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 7, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
I like that Diane Abbott & Corbyn gave McDonnell an opening to bring Das Kapital up, that should help a lot.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's Tories all the way down!"

Codex Occultus
Apr 12, 2009

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

TinTower posted:

I'm rather surprised Jean-Luc "refugees are stealing the bread from French workers" Melenchon didn't get into the red quadrant, tbh.

Might have something to do with Political compass being ridiculous nonsense no one should ever take seriously.

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

radmonger posted:

Tories selling a newspaper explaining the orthodox Marxist-Leninist justification for them being Tories

isn't this how the chinese government works

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Jean-Luc Melenchon posted:

Je crois que l'Europe qui a été construite, c'est une Europe de la violence sociale, comme nous le voyons dans chaque pays chaque fois qu'arrive un travailleur détaché, qui vole son pain aux travailleurs qui se trouvent sur place, une Europe de la violence politique, comme nous l'avons vu appliquer à Chypre et à la Grèce, et une Europe de la violence guerrière, comme celle que vous êtes en train de préparer face à la Russie.

Melenchon is rather infamous for anti-immigrant rhetoric that you'd expect more from the Tories than Labour.

Codex Occultus posted:

Might have something to do with Political compass being ridiculous nonsense no one should ever take seriously.

Well, there's that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Codex Occultus posted:

Might have something to do with Political compass being ridiculous nonsense no one should ever take seriously.
Much like the left-right spectrum.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

hakimashou posted:

Between the catastrophic landslide defeat for Corbyn Labour in the local elections, and the strong French evidence that centrism is alive and well and perfectly capable of trouncing the right wing, the events of the past few days have been a crushing body blow to the obsolete and discredit leftism of corbynismo

Macron didn't win because everyone in France loves him. In the first round he got 24% in a tight four way race. He won the second round by such a big margin because there are still enough people terrified of Le Pen to vote for him even if they don't really like his policies. In a different system he might still be President but he would have 'trounced' the far right by less than 3% of the vote.

Besides, France just voted to double down on neolibralism, the system that lead to an outright fascist getting 37% of the vote in one of the countries most devastated by the previous rise of fascism. This ain't gonna end well when people realise Macron isn't going to make their lives any better.

AP posted:

I like that Diane Abbott & Corbyn gave McDonnell an opening to bring Das Kapital up, that should help a lot.

I wish McDonnell had tossed Das Kapital across the dispatch box instead of The Little Red Book. At least that way he might have seriously injured Osborne.

jabby fucked around with this message at 21:44 on May 7, 2017

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Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's Tories all the way down!"

Notice it's "left-right" on the y axis, not "economic left-right". Quite aside from the political compass being bad (and/or terribad), he's not an arch right-winger either; if you object to my using the word Tory.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/861307433829924866

upstanding chaps of leave.eu

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Guavanaut posted:

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's Tories all the way down!"
Basically only the Tories have any idea of how to come up with a story and sell it to the public. Every other political party just follows their lead. Even the push back against any kind of egalitarian policy is "but what if the Tories and the press don't like it and are mean to us?".

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TinTower posted:

I'm rather surprised Jean-Luc "refugees are stealing the bread from French workers" Melenchon didn't get into the red quadrant, tbh.

Maybe if he called them coconuts...

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Maybe if he called them coconuts...

Hey-oh!

Or something. But he really should be higher up than Hamon.

Also he had support from Russia which is weird. Both Fillon and Le Pen did too to be fair.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

jabby posted:

Macron didn't win because everyone in France loves him. In the first round he got 24% in a tight four way race. He won the second round by such a big margin because there are still enough people terrified of Le Pen to vote for him even if they don't really like his policies. In a different system he might still be President but he would have 'trounced' the far right by less than 3% of the vote.

Le Pen wouldn't have got into the final round under AV (either Fillon or Melenchon would've got over the line from Hamon transfers), and no sane multi-party democracy is going to suggest electing a president under FPTP.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Private Speech posted:

Notice it's "left-right" on the y axis, not "economic left-right". Quite aside from the political compass being bad (and/or terribad), he's not an arch right-winger either; if you object to my using the word Tory.
Normally the arch right-wingers end up in the upper right quadrant because they're not too keen on civil liberties either.

The one useful thing the compass does that the left-right spectrum fails miserably at is distinguishing between literal Strasserites and free market fetishists, otherwise you end up in the ridiculous situation of calling the one that wants to slash benefits and deregulate everything 'centrist' and calling the one that wants more jobs and welfare but death to Muslims 'far-right'.

e: Also the attempts to explain why the 'far-left' also wants more jobs and welfare leads to 'truth in the middle' and 'horseshoe theory' and other things even worse than compasses.

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

TinTower posted:

no sane multi-party democracy is going to suggest electing a president under FPTP.

:britain:

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