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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

du -hast posted:

mY ROD is thick and BIG LEAKER

Rod name "Julian Assange" due to this reason

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

vyst posted:

I AM SQUIRTING GALLONS

SIR. The link in your avatar is broken please fix it asap.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Rod name "Julian Assange" due to this reason

also it's been confined for years and never sees any action

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I bet Pam Anderson blew him because she thought nerds were the new rockstars and assange was the slash of hacking

He's more like the tes nugent and she just blew his poo poo covered dick

A hot bhabi

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

du -hast posted:

mY ROD is thick and BIG LEAKER


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Rod name "Julian Assange" due to this reason

Mine is quite fat nd CONSTANT LEAKER

Why i name it Donald Trump

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


The sequel to Bitch Lasagna

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

DynamiteSurprise posted:



The sequel to Bitch Lasagna

You are the most beautiful thing in my life.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm imagining Roger Moore as James Bond in a casino bar trying to charm the pants off some crime lord's wife. He brushes his hand against hers, leans in and whispers in her ear, "Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy. Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh."

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

KomodoWagon posted:

I'm imagining Roger Moore as James Bond in a casino bar trying to charm the pants off some crime lord's wife. He brushes his hand against hers, leans in and whispers in her ear, "Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy. Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh."

Bitch poisons definitely need to be a tech that Bond can slip in a sexy villainess's bitch lasagna. Also I think Thundara Thyse would be a good Bond Girl/drag queen name.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


:(

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

hot bhabi

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lol wow what a hot bhabhi

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
:eyepop:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Blazing hot bhabhi

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

I never thought this thread would give me reason to make not one but two Steve Albini-related posts, but here we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPoYvhW-RhA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

SHE THINK SHE IS DECEASED BUT WHEN CLOTHINGS BURN UP ALL IN ATTENDANCE MUST BE TO SHAGGING!! 😂🕯😂🕯

TROLL SEXY FUNERAL

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Ssssssssssssssmokin'!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Powdered milk.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Say Nothing posted:

Powdered milk.

:eyepop:

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Am I the only one that sees a large bhabi face on the right trying to escape from he burning residue, probably trying to shag one last rod before moving on to the next reincarnation?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Shag rods, meet gods.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Who takes a selfie at their mother's funeral for gently caress's sake

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Kamal Singh

it says so right there

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Last selfie with mommy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
friendship ended with mother

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

now bhabi is my hot fac

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
I heard that her husband's younger brother delivered a very touching eulogy, where he reminisced about happier days, like the time when he told her "Okkkk my lovely. Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy. Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh. Muuuuuhh. I kiss you. Yaaaaaaaaaahhh."

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Bhabi just came over and brought lasagna! What do I do? Help!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Spike it with bitch poison, duh.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Say Nothing posted:

Powdered milk.

Alan Smithee posted:

friendship ended with mother

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

friendship ended with mother

Now father is my best parent.

Slore Tactician
Aug 27, 2005
MOURN!


Maybe this is the source of the plumpy navel obsession?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

what rod!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

Saffronica
Feb 10, 2009
This thread is spilling into my real life. The group is a photography group... for photos... of the British countryside. He is a confused Indian man posting on Facebook photography group.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


Rock and crook sounds like a pretty rad band name

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Is this the thread for hot Babi's?





Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Gridlocked posted:

Is this the thread for hot Babi's?







Wow what a hot b(h)abi!!!!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gridlocked posted:

Is this the thread for hot Babi's?







This looks glorious

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Do gay Indian men have a thing for uncles?

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