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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

CommieGIR posted:

Graduate of Lowtax College of Stairs.

We push you to success.

facialimpediment posted:

Possibly something, probably nothing. There's some weird poo poo going on with Air Force One at the moment.

https://twitter.com/stevebruskCNN/status/861388061720051712

https://twitter.com/stevebruskCNN/status/861388220717838338

He's throwing a tantrum and won't leave the plane because...

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

FrozenVent posted:

We push you to success.


He's throwing a tantrum and won't leave the plane because...

Maybe he finally figured out that the Senate has to pass the healthcare bill too.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

FrozenVent posted:

We push you to success.

I'm going to have to talk to the dean of Shoving.

McNally posted:

Maybe he finally figured out that the Senate has to pass the healthcare bill too.

I really can imagine him stomping up and down the plane and throwing things.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


To be fair, walking down those stairs is probably his least favorite part of air travel.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I'm the journalist who stands at the airport with a stopwatch whenever the plane lands

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Out of town 3 days and there are 9 new pages.

Did I miss anything big besides the House passing the "gently caress sick people" bill and some GOP moron literally claiming that lack of healthcare never killed anybody?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Godholio posted:

Out of town 3 days and there are 9 new pages.

Did I miss anything big besides the House passing the "gently caress sick people" bill and some GOP moron literally claiming that lack of healthcare never killed anybody?

French voters proved themselves to be far more adept at averting complete disaster than American and British voters.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

Kushner said Donnie was "working on something".

Know what he was actually doing?

Barry's back.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861395929240281089

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/861398104465170433

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

omg

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I don't care if you don't like twitter links.


https://twitter.com/BOTUS/status/861400044137844736

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Decision trees are fun.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

CommieGIR posted:

cry harder, fashie.

May title!

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

I'm the journalist who stands at the airport with a stopwatch whenever the plane lands

If youre a photographer and journalist not only do you have the timestamps on photos you generally write down times for the sake of proper story chronology. Mostly those times are irrelevant.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I miss Barry

The difference in eloquence between Obama and Trump is truly astounding.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Get paid pupper

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

Possibly something, probably nothing. There's some weird poo poo going on with Air Force One at the moment.

k nevermind

https://twitter.com/stevebruskCNN/status/861391625385365508

"Yes, Mr. Putin, I too was hoping Le Pen would win the elec..."

(incoherent Russian swearing)

"No, Mr. Putin, I assure you that I will stick to our agreement. Listen, I need to get off the plane soon or the press w..."

(incoherent Russian swearing)

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

This event is current.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Untagged posted:

This event is current.

Your post is EVEN MORE CURRENT

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Your post is EVEN MORE CURRENT

the historian in me is appalled at what passes for events around here



but also maybe....a little turned on?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

MA-Horus posted:

I miss Barry

The difference in eloquence between Obama and Trump is truly astounding.

I'm really glad I'm going to be on a ship for the remainder of the summer and won't have a TV or radio to listen to him talk.

Hopefully him and Paul Ryan will have passed on from sitting around huffing their own farts by the time I get back.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)


19.99

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

What the hell Thomas? Thats it, off to the scrap yard with you.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 05:57 on May 8, 2017

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mm or b

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Zeris posted:

I don't know...dead people are a lot easier to get along with than autistic people

They don't smell as bad either.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

BigDave posted:

They don't smell as bad either.

:thurman:

Zeris fucked around with this message at 06:12 on May 8, 2017

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
You know how I know vaccines cause autism? Because it seems like everyone people here got their vaccinations when they were younger

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Suicide Watch posted:

You know how I know vaccines cause autism? Because it seems like everyone people here got their vaccinations when they were younger

It is funny because we all have autism. Well joked, comrade.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'd laugh if I was capable of understanding social interactions.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861354654856249344

i love when trump's upset because he is pretty much incoherent


well like more so than normal

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Didn't repost last time, and I have no money.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




Repostin' because I'm eyeing up a Toyota 86

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Russian media seems to be taking Le Pen's loss well:

quote:

Emmanuel Macron labelled 'a gay psychopath who hates France' in Russian media

An article in Komsomolskaya Pravda says France deserves to go through 'globalist hell'

Russian media has described the new President of France, Emmanuel Macron, as a gay psychopath who hates his country.

An article in Komsomolskaya Pravda, a Russian tabloid newspaper, refers to a picture of a topless Mr Macron as he poses for a magazine with the title “coming out”.

The piece then later goes on to call Mr Macron a psychopath and suggest that he does not love France and instead only loves himself.
...
The piece also goes on to say that the word psychopath is not an insult and adds that the French deserve Mr Macron.

“They, [the French], have to go through globalist hell. They do not deserve democracy, paid for the lives of millions of Soviet soldiers,” it says.

This is not the first time Russian media has chosen to attack Mr Macron and question his sexuality.

Sputnik, a Russian government-controlled news agency, previously claimed Mr Macron was “secretly gay and living a ‘double life' while backed by a “very wealthy gay lobby.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-a7723531.html

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Sally Yates is testifying at 2:30 PM EST today, stream will be here

https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/russian-interference-in-the-2016-united-states-election

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Oh hell yeah, I'm away from my desk this morning and was worried that I was going to miss it.

Donnie's already tweeted this morning about "WELL OBAMA DID IT" and promptly made everyone say "uh Obama fired him and you made him National Security Advisor". Donnie seems determined to have Flynn roll on him.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Oh hell yeah, I'm away from my desk this morning and was worried that I was going to miss it.

Donnie's already tweeted this morning about "WELL OBAMA DID IT" and promptly made everyone say "uh Obama fired him and you made him National Security Advisor". Donnie seems determined to have Flynn roll on him.

Ha ha ha, our president is a loving animal.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861554864542941185

Ha. Ha. Ha.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Office Pig posted:

Ha ha ha, our president is a loving animal.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861554864542941185

Ha. Ha. Ha.

One of these days, he's gonna tweet something that rubs the wrong person the wrong way and its gonna be bad.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
1) it's counsel not council :downs:

2) generally it's good to get water or a fire extinguisher when there is a blaze going on, not a can of gasoline

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/861556350618411008

Edit: well gently caress, Gorka is staying around because Donnie and Bannon intervened https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/861558426601697280

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 13:34 on May 8, 2017

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