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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/861392417764896768

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Gallant ensures the EPA's scientific committee is made up of qualified scientists and researchers.
Goofus believes science should have less scientists involved as to not be biased towards facts

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lol just lol

imagine being the person that loses to trump

IMAGINE

lol

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Hammerite posted:

let me see if I understand, he thinks that it casts suspicion on her that this information supposedly leaked to the press after she provided it to the WH (his people)? that she was all, "now that I've told someone else about this, I'm free to blab to the fake news!"?

also "council"

Malinois posted:

What a loving dunce lmao

Hammerite posted:

Donald Trump, the man whose lawyers have to meet with him in pairs so he won't lie to them, and who cannot spell the word "counsel" in spite of having lawyers out the wazoo, is President of the US

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/council?s=t

Edit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Counsel
Alright, now I know why this is funny. Lol!

Lol at the idea that I, not having any particular reason to know much about the various White House staff and positions, still probably know more about them than the President of the United States.

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 14:33 on May 8, 2017

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

marktheando posted:

Donald Trump is like a fatter, stupider, much less sympathetic version of the Penguin in Batman Returns, except President instead of Mayor of Gotham.

And when Batman puts out the recording of him admitting he lied about everything, Trump's supporters won't turn on him.

I love the 80's trope where to defeat the evil empire you simply needed to "broadcast the truth" on the pirate airwaves, and roll credits - you saved the world.

They should make sequels to all those dystopian movies, but the sequels are slobs-vs.-snobs comedies with everyone just having a good time trolling their hyper-sensitive overlords.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Random Stranger posted:

He's really leaning hard into that "telling the public about my corruption is the real crime!" angle.

I at first thought Nixon did exactly that but turns out no, even Nixon was classier about it. Trump is just flagrantly projecting and its only a matter of time until the lol volcano erupts.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Careful Drums posted:

I at first thought Nixon did exactly that but turns out no, even Nixon was classier about it. Trump is just flagrantly projecting and its only a matter of time until the lol volcano erupts.

comparing trump to nixon is a pretty heartly lol

Nixon might have been the most intelligent president according to IQ

trump not so much

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Yeah Nixon was smart and evil (and drunk).

Trump isn't smart or drunk. He might be evil, but I actually think he's just really easily manipulated by the evil that surrounds him.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Donald Trump is Literally Retarded and I want to see him step on every loving political rake there is and hear him scream OBAMA!!! Every time

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
gently caress it, I lost all hope over that EPA firing.

Lol

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

DangerDongs posted:

gently caress it, I lost all hope over that EPA firing.

Lol

not when the Democrats cheered in the senate when ACHA repeal bill went through?

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Lol gets me every time

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Snatch Duster posted:

not when the Democrats cheered in the senate when ACHA repeal bill went through?

lol

do you mean when the house dems sang "na na na, hey hey, goodbye" when the house GOP passed the AHCA? getting so many key details wrong in fourteenfifteen words makes you seem kind of flustered

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I always imagine Mary Trump's voice being that of Mom from Futurama

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
What are the chances this Yates stuff will trigger the President of the United States to have a retarded twitter meltdown? I don't even care about Truth or mattering. I just want to lol (more) at our retard president.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Off to some good hearty lols this Monday morning. Just need some Trump tweets to really get kickin.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

runupon cracker posted:

It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
OMG LOL

Snatch Duster posted:

What's context, precious?

lol
You got the lol part right. You get a(n easy) D.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 15:18 on May 8, 2017

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

World War Mammories posted:

do you mean when the house dems sang "na na na, hey hey, goodbye" when the house GOP passed the AHCA? getting so many key details wrong in fourteenfifteen words makes you seem kind of flustered

Lmao just lmao if you think that

The dems were so happy to see that bill go

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Feminasty Slut posted:

What are the chances this Yates stuff will trigger the President of the United States to have a retarded twitter meltdown? I don't even care about Truth or mattering. I just want to lol (more) at our retard president.

it hasn't even started and he's tweeted https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861554864542941185

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

SlipkPIe posted:

https://www.axios.com/liberal-and-conservative-brains-handle-emotions-differently-2392560248.html

lol



lol I didn't verify this article or this probably-bunk study at all before sharing it because that's how we do things now lol

howling my amygdala off laughing

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
i dont know who this snatch duster guy is but i dont like him. quit disrupting the lols dude

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

first post I saw this morning, had a good lol at it, and the lol's kept coming after too

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Snatch Duster posted:

Lmao just lmao if you think that

The dems were so happy to see that bill go

i'm not sure what you're talking about at this point, i asked what you were talking about, since the ACHA is not a thing and hasn't gone through the senate yet etc, and now you're... lmaoing at... i dunno?

i mean lmaoing is excellent to do in this thread but it usually has an easy d target

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Jukebox Hero posted:

Donald Trump is Literally Retarded and I want to see him step on every loving political rake there is and hear him scream OBAMA!!! Every time

the bit from The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob steps on all the rakes, but he has Donald Trump's hair and every time a rake hits him in the face he mumbles "Obama..."

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

b-minus1 posted:

i dont know who this snatch duster guy is but i dont like him. quit disrupting the lols dude

maybe you should put me on ignore you bitch baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdN8y21z9Dk

here is the president telling a joke

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

lmfao

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
its very sad that your last president was such a dilf and now you have trump.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Please don't engage obvious trolls here in our lol sanctuary.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Tired Moritz posted:

its very sad that your last president was such a dilf and now you have trump.

Obama was an unqualified celebrity.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861571337122439168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861592420043157504

lol there is the spelling fix 2 1/2 hours later

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Snatch Duster posted:

maybe you should put me on ignore you bitch baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdN8y21z9Dk

here is the president telling a joke

Here's an LOL: Seth McFarland said the only thing you weren't allowed to joke about during the roast of Trump was his fortune. Because his entire house of cards collapses if people don't believe he is as rich as he says he is.

I wonder why he doesn't release his tax returns....



LOL

Nocheez fucked around with this message at 15:48 on May 8, 2017

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Idk why he bothers deleting the mistake ones, he knows there are multiple websites archiving every tweet he makes now right

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nocheez posted:

Here's an LOL: Seth McFarland said the only thing you weren't allowed to joke about during the roast of Trump was his fortune. Because his entire house of cards collapses if people don't believe he is as rich as he says he is.

I wonder why he doesn't release his tax returns....



LOL

Mar-a-lago year membership is $400k.

lol just lol if you think trump isn't filthy loving rich ahaha

you literally have to be a retard to think he isn't

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Nocheez posted:

Here's an LOL: Seth McFarland said the only thing you weren't allowed to joke about during the roast of Trump was his fortune. Because his entire house of cards collapses if people don't believe he is as rich as he says he is.


It's pretty clear Trump doesn't swim in cash and that his fortune depends highly on how much fools will valuate his poo poo assets, and how much that covers the massive debts he has with banks and Russians

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
bankrupting casinos

the apprentice sucks too btw

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Snatch Duster posted:

Mar-a-lago year membership is $400k.

lol just lol if you think trump isn't filthy loving rich ahaha

you literally have to be a retard to think he isn't

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lol just lol

i'm not a magaer. however i am an accelerationist and if you aren't by now hahahahaha loving lol

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Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Snatch Duster posted:

Mar-a-lago year membership is $400k.

lol just lol if you think trump isn't filthy loving rich ahaha

you literally have to be a retard to think he isn't

Sir this is the lol at the president thread not the lol at you thread

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