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SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

The Sex Cannon posted:

oh for gently caress's sake

I look forward to saying "Vaginarium" live on the air

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Ugleb posted:

I wonder how it is packed for posting?

You get two identical pieces, one on each side, to pack it. Which you can resell! What an amazing deal!

darnon
Nov 8, 2009
So it's like a terrain pyramid scheme?

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



SRM posted:

I look forward to saying "Vaginarium" live on the air

I look forward to hearing it! Everybody wins!

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

darnon posted:

So it's like a terrain pyramid scheme?

Truly tabletop wargaming has come of age!

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through


For those of you fortunate enough not to know who this is

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Now I need a Space Marine to punch a Richard Spenser dudeman.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



That model is not nearly fat enough.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


This country is getting weirder all the time.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Well, time to sculpt up a couple of Necromunda gangers with skateboards, hard counter to pudgy 2x2 wielding fash.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Len posted:

This world is getting weirder all the time.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

A 41 year old man decides to go to a university protest with weapons, seems like he'd be a real hit with the ladies.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you

SRM posted:

I look forward to saying "Vaginarium" live on the air

Looking forward to you mispronouncing the 'g' in it.

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down
I'm a bit of a junkhound and love scouring flea markets, car boot sales and so forth, sometimes this gives fodder for this thread.

Behold the pile of junk i got this weekend:

(and my messy as gently caress desk)

Here's the crown jewel of that lot




and a random catachan for good measure

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

JcDent posted:

Now I need a Space Marine to punch a Richard Spenser dudeman.

Considering the ImperIum is basically Catholic Space Nazis, I think they would welcome Spencer's poo poo-stained rhetoric.

Have an ork punch him instead.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Go get them, Grassman!

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Considering the ImperIum is basically Catholic Space Nazis, I think they would welcome Spencer's poo poo-stained rhetoric.

Have an ork punch him instead.

I dunno, Imperium doesn't go for the regular ol' racism, as men and women of all colors can die for the Emperor.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

JcDent posted:

I dunno, Imperium doesn't go for the regular ol' racism, as men and women of all colors can die for the Emperor.

I mean, in theory at least.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

JcDent posted:

I dunno, Imperium doesn't go for the regular ol' racism, as men and women of all colors can die for the Emperor.

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.

Warboot
Dec 13, 2012

Snuff films...Ya know, for kids!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.

Isn't one of the Custodes from the newest HH wolves vs egyptians a dark skinned dude. And aren't Salamanders pitch black with glowing red eyes?

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Screaming Idiot posted:

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.

Revealing the Emperor of Mankind as a black guy would do so much good for the health of this hobby.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

lol

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

moths posted:

Revealing the Emperor of Mankind as a black guy would do so much good for the health of this hobby.

He's Turkish... well, born in that place that is now Turkey, but back when turkian tribes didn't exist yet. So he might be black, might be... brownish?

Making Sigmar black would help him look less generic...

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

JcDent posted:

He's Turkish... well, born in that place that is now Turkey, but back when turkian tribes didn't exist yet. So he might be black, might be... brownish?

Making Sigmar black would help him look less generic...

He's definitely not white, despite what the cover of Master of Mankind thinks.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.
My Black Templar Captain?

I mean, I guess maybe it's not canon, but are you telling me a brother can't fight heresy?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
There really no part of canon that forbids colored Space Maribes or black Black Templars.

And Salamanders aren't black, they're black.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
The Chapter Master of the Celestial Lions from Helsreach (I think) is a black dude, most of the other Lions described seem to be to.

Generally it stems from GW being ran by old white nerds and being a little deaf. While they're not doing poo poo like pygmies any more, they seem to have a serious lack of any sort of representation.

Though they are aware of it, and I know AoS seems to have a few more named non-white characters.

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

JcDent posted:

And Salamanders aren't black, they're black.

Only in bad fluff :colbert:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The emperor is some bleached bone with paper thin skin stretched over it. He's whatever colour the magus makeupicus decides to paint him that day.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.

A lot of ADB's books have dark-skinned characters. Isn't there a black sigmarine cavalry model too?

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Ilor posted:

My Black Templar Captain?

I mean, I guess maybe it's not canon, but are you telling me a brother can't fight heresy?

The black skin on this model looks really good, what did you use to paint him?

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Hustlin Floh posted:

A lot of ADB's books have dark-skinned characters. Isn't there a black sigmarine cavalry model too?
ADB tries to introduce diversity in the setting in his books, even his first book, Cadian Blood, does. The Warhammer World exclusive Sigmarite dude is black too. The company's kinda slow to turn the ship towards not being all white dudes all the time, but it's happening.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
A window into SRM's future:

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
This is one of those things where the awfulness depends entirely on the intent.

Because if its attempting to be a homage to the 2e era aesthetic its kinda amazing and hilarious.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

MasterSlowPoke posted:

A window into SRM's future:



gently caress, someone did it before me

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

JcDent posted:

I dunno, Imperium doesn't go for the regular ol' racism, as men and women of all colors can die for the Emperor.

I think it was kind of an unspoken thing that given the massive changes in race, colour and pigment in the last mere 2,000 years, it's not unreasonable that we'd all have just have melanin drained from our bodies by the year 40,000.

Plus gentile British meaning not actively unwell racism of just painting people who look like them.

MasterSlowPoke posted:

A window into SRM's future:



The 90s will never die. What a glorious reminder of how washes/shades have massively improved the general population's ability to paint.

moths posted:

Revealing the Emperor of Mankind as a black guy would do so much good for the health of this hobby.

Wasn't he supposed to be native american?

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Wazzu posted:

Wasn't he supposed to be native american?

According to the lore, he was born in Turkey so probably not.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wazzu posted:

The 90s will never die. What a glorious reminder of how washes/shades have massively improved the general population's ability to paint.

You know, the painting style reminded me of how Romans and other old civilizations painted their statues back then and only now did smart people analyse the faint paint that survived years of ultraviolet bleaching and recreate what the statues really look liked.

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?


tenuibus coloribus tuis

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Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

SRM posted:

gently caress, someone did it before me
:rip: SRM

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