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mike12345 posted:I'm guessing Saudi Arabia (for the lols). Also, an art gallery. That was my first thought. Theres fuckloads of vids on like liveleak of Saudi dudes loving around with exotic pets in less than secure conditions. Unique combo of too much money, 3rd world attitude towards safety, and a not giving a gently caress about animals.
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Y'see what happens when you don't have ArfJason pointing out that harassing someone to combat harassment is like loving for virginity. A valuable service, I think you'll agree. TrustmeImLegit posted:Unique combo of too much money, 3rd world attitude towards safety, and a not giving a gently caress about animals. Don't worry, we're going to be roughly on the same page in a few years.
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Stop doxxing people, you loving idiots. Alternatively, if you're going to nuke your own account come out swinging with something entertaining instead of the most milquetoast of burns.
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Decrepus posted:My friend asked me yesterday how a developer (chris?)said years ago that you could turn your ship gravity off and accelerate and slame people into walls to kill them but just yesterday, some 2 years later, a streamer flew their ship into the side of a spacestation and it bounced around like a ping-pong ball. If you fly full speed into the station it's 50/50 whether the explosion animation will kick in and bits of your ship jitter around on fire or you make a 'bonk' sound and bounce off it totally unharmed, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for these things
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Ayn Marx posted:I'm glad Samizdata's account is dead notoriousman posted:Stop doxxing people, you loving idiots. 
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I'm eating toasted tea cakes gently caress yes
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I love the fallout computer interface style they got. I fully believe its all real.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:please be real The pixels aren't right. Ursa Rover was 4/3/17 thru 5/26/17 on the big board. Is it finished early?
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April 9, 2017 At night, we played poker in the lunchroom with Scott the intern, Steve, and Roger the programmer. Steve was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag. April 10, 2017 Today, Ben asked me to take care of a new spaceship. It looked like a metal cock. He said it had to have at least 1,000,000 polygons. When I tried to whitebox it... it tore itself apart and crashed my computer. April 11, 2017 Around 5 o'clock this morning, Steve came in and woke me up suddenly. He had his credit card in his hand. He told me to get mine out as well. The funding had been low this week and if we didn't but packages we would be fired immediately. April 12, 2017 I've had to buy 10 packages since yesterday. I can't afford this. By way of revenge I didn't wipe down the coffee machine. Now I feel better. April 13, 2017 I went to the bank because my rent check bounced. They said I had no money in my account and now I owed them even more money. They said Chris took care of it personally. I guess I can sleep well tonight. April 14, 2017 When I woke up this morning I checked my online statement and my phonebill bounced too. It was annoying but Chris told me he had already taken care of it for me. It has been quiet since this morning. Many of the programmers have gone home early. They'd be in real trouble if Chris found out. April 15, 2017 Even though I've been feeling depressed I decided to go see my girlfriend. It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by a guard on the way out. He said that Chris ordered that no artists can leave the building. I can't even make a phonecall. What kind of joke is this? April 16 2017 I heard an artist tried to escape the building last night. He was caught and lashed to his desk. April 19 Account empty. Hungry and eat ramen noodle. Roped to my desk. 4 fidelity fidelity
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Derek is the the metaphorical "Emo 15yr old" who thinks he knows better than a US Marine with extensive combat experience about a AR15/M16 because he read some books and played COD. I am the master shelf stacker
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May 8, 2017 18:56
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Meridian posted:I am MODS......!!!! He's doxxing again!
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close the thread until something actually happens, apparently samizdata is going to keep creepily flying into the flame like a weird stalker moth over and over and over again.
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phosdex posted:gently caress am I going to a medical degree to play this? You can probably buy one for $500 that will let you be a doctor good. Just wait for 5.0.
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AbstractNapper posted:Yep. And it's funnier, I think, if you precede all 3.0 with pre-alpha. They have supposedly shown pre-alpha footage about a year ago of something that they are still unable to release under the pre-alpha tag. It's a miracle what a cinematic, scripted animation can do that gameplay simply cannot match!
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Space Crabs posted:close the thread until something actually happens, apparently samizdata is going to keep creepily flying into the flame like a weird stalker moth over and over and over again. 
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Beet stop responding to the r/ds honeypot thread.
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Ayn Marx posted:I'm glad Samizdata's account is dead
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Sillybones posted:Maybe making video games is easy??? No, friend. It can take years of game development experience before you can have an idea. For example, if you one day woke up and said "I'm going to make a 1000+ player on screen, seamless universe with rpg and twitch gameplay mechanics as an MMO with NPCs that are unmistakable from real players!" Most people would laugh at you. However if you say this after being out of the industry for 20 years and having been a used car salesman, you would be showered with money and yes, it is very much going to happen simply because nobody ever said those words before. Layering on the code is virtually irrelevant at that point, and it's really only a matter of time before it manifests itself into reality. I'd say about another two weeks.
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SC_White_Knight posted:The only thing I can stand behind is to only allow regulars to comment while disallowing goons to post at all. 
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Yay! Not-mako looking good! Can't wait for the game to shift to selling FPS stuff and ground vehicles. All the CryEngine tutorials are out there for them to use.  Ah now I don't know if the not-mako is real either. Both screens may be a Photoshop. Oh well. 
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The Titanic posted:Yay! Not-mako looking good! Can't wait for the game to shift to selling FPS stuff and ground vehicles. All the CryEngine tutorials are out there for them to use. Looking forward to Commandos buying virtual plots of land on GenericMoon #7 that cost more than actual, similarly-sized, real plots here on Earth. For comparison, 2.5 acres in Siberia is about $300. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 8, 2017 |
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Space Crabs posted:close the thread until something actually happens, apparently samizdata is going to keep creepily flying into the flame like a weird stalker moth over and over and over again. Rap Sheet Irony.
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If I had to prove to an insane person that I'm not Derek Smart meeting them for coffee is pretty far down the list.
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Just write your username date and time on a piece of paper and you are golden. They will be able to tell its not derek by the color of the testicles.
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thatguy posted:If I had to prove to an insane person that I'm not Derek Smart meeting them for coffee is pretty far down the list. But what if you're Derek Smart? That's exactly what he would do! ... Derek
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Derek is the the metaphorical "Emo 15yr old" who thinks he knows better than a US Marine with extensive combat experience about a AR15/M16 because he read some books and played COD. I had a  or claim he was a USMC and didn't know what an ejection port was on an AR. 
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thatguy posted:If I had to prove to an insane person that I'm not Derek Smart meeting them for coffee is pretty far down the list. It's a safe bet. You cannot be a rabid SC anti DS fanboy and reside or work in NYC. That kind of special snowflake has to come from someplace more protected from real life.
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ripptide posted:MODS......!!!! He's doxxing again!  You'll see that this was all referenced in my July blog.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Just write your username date and time on a piece of paper and you are golden. They will be able to tell its not derek by the color of the testicles. This is a trap. trucutru posted:But what if you're Derek Smart? That's exactly what he would do! Also a trap Jobbo_Fett posted:I had a It's how you get the CD out.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:What do you guys think? I think it's time to up the medication.
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