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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

A Melbourne primary school scrapped a stall in the name of �diversity� until a call came from a concerned parent � Bill Shorten.

# ? May 8, 2017 22:17

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:42

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyBusiness/status/861506277414846464

that'd be kinda cool if it went ahead and wasn't just an empty gesture to appease one nation rednecks

# ? May 8, 2017 22:18

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Ora Tzo posted:

You'll learn to love Mark instead.

someone should do that thing where you shrink his features but keep his head the same size

# ? May 8, 2017 22:18

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Lid posted:

This week on the new horror serial

It Came From Domain

https://www.domain.com.au/advice/i-sold-my-investment-property-because-i-couldnt-deal-with-tenants-any-more-20170508-gw03dx/

If only there was some kind of say, "insurance" you could get for these "landlords".

e. lol, it took them less than a day to buy the house, I think they might not be very good at this.

Zenithe fucked around with this message at 22:22 on May 8, 2017

# ? May 8, 2017 22:19

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gay picnic defence posted:

someone should do that thing where you shrink his features but keep his head the same size

I think they already did

# ? May 8, 2017 22:27

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Lid posted:

This week on the new horror serial

It Came From Domain

https://www.domain.com.au/advice/i-sold-my-investment-property-because-i-couldnt-deal-with-tenants-any-more-20170508-gw03dx/

I like how they complain about capital gains tax, meaning they made a profit on the sale of the house :allears:

# ? May 8, 2017 23:10

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

gay picnic defence posted:

someone should do that thing where you shrink his features but keep his head the same size

# ? May 8, 2017 23:26

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Bogan King posted:

why do you keep posting the same picture?

# ? May 8, 2017 23:51

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Bogan King posted:

Please stop posting Laurie Oakes

# ? May 9, 2017 01:18

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

The Before Times posted:

I like how they complain about capital gains tax, meaning they made a profit on the sale of the house

What's the part about the Centrelink form? idgi

They're disgusted because their tenants were receiving welfare?

# ? May 9, 2017 01:19

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

starkebn posted:

And yet "Sonic Ironic Boom" got nothing. :dawkins101:

Ora Tzo posted:

Would we get a proper investigation into the AFP when Labor gets back in? Or will merely the truncheon be passed?

Nothing but only because the ALP are scared of the AFP. If the roles were reversed (Tudge was an ALP Minister - LNP in opposition) then there would have already been dawn raids on electoral offices and an ongoing extensively leaked to the media AFP investigation, then a malicious prosecution.

And now straight out of the Julie Bishop play book:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/story-st...e-boost/8509134

quote:

Federal budget 2017: Aboriginal people exposed to British nuclear testing to receive improved health care By political reporter Dan Conifer Updated about 3 hours ago

Aboriginal people who were near British nuclear tests in the 1950s and 1960s will finally receive improved health care, the Federal Government has revealed. Britain tested atomic weapons at Maralinga and Emu Fields in South Australia and around Western Australia's Monte Bello Islands. Many Indigenous people were moved away before the tests in South Australia's far north. But some remained and were subjected to extreme levels of radiation, which a royal commission linked to significant injuries and disabilities. Veterans' Affairs Minister Dan Tehan last night said those people would now receive improved health care from the Commonwealth. "Subject to the passage of legislation, the measure will provide Gold Cards to Indigenous people present at or near Maralinga, Emu Fields or the Monte Bello Islands at the time of the British nuclear tests in the 1950s or 1960s," Mr Tehan said.

The veterans' Gold Card covers most health costs.

The breakthrough follows decades of campaigning by those affected, their relatives and advocates.

Government budgets for veterans' health

The funding is part of a $133-million federal budget package for military personnel who survived the British tests and veterans who served in Japan after World War II. Today's budget will also boost veterans' mental health care by more than $50 million, including through psychological services and suicide prevention trials. More than $150 million will also go towards improving the Department of Veterans' Affairs ageing computer systems.

So unambiguously good news and it has to be remembered that ALP governments have been ignoring this issue in the sixty odd years since the events. But lets do the math. Last nuclear test - 1957. Youngest possible person effected - sixty. Average life expectancy of indigenous Australian - Seventy (averaging between male/female). A gold card that has at the extreme about ten years worth of care on it and only if you were one of the lippy ones that jumped up and down for "decades" because I'm pretty sure they won't be advertising it in remote areas and in language. I could, of course, be wrong.

# ? May 9, 2017 01:34

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I wonder what friendlyjordies is up to...

Oh another shilling meltdown nice.

# ? May 9, 2017 02:13

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

I wonder what friendlyjordies is up to...

Oh another shilling meltdown nice.

So people can only be angry about one thing at a time? Tell us more, friendlyjordies. Or don't, that'd be better.

# ? May 9, 2017 02:18

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Anidav posted:

I wonder what friendlyjordies is up to...

Oh another shilling meltdown nice.

What if I'm angry... at both?

# ? May 9, 2017 02:38

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

MysticalMachineGun posted:

What if I'm angry... at both?

EvilElmo/FriendlyJordies posted:

Yeah but the point is no one is dying because of this ad, it's trending on facebook and there is a media storm. Many are dying because of this privatisation and media is comparatively silent. It's not either or... but I don't think the Labor party are enemies of diversity look at their politicians compare to all other parties, the media will jump on anything to attack Labor, whilst ignoring far more serious issues

He also uses this image multiple times

SEE THERE IS AN ASIAN WOMAN,GNOME CHOPSKI WAZ RIIIGHT

# ? May 9, 2017 02:49

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anidav posted:

SEE THERE IS AN ASIAN WOMAN,GNOME CHOPSKI WAZ RIIIGHT

# ? May 9, 2017 02:58

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

Anidav posted:

Many are dying because of this privatisation and media is comparatively silent
...
the media will jump on anything to attack Labor, whilst ignoring far more serious issues

He's not wrong. Solution: Guillotine Murdoch now

# ? May 9, 2017 03:04

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

Ora Tzo fucked around with this message at 03:11 on May 9, 2017

# ? May 9, 2017 03:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bogan King posted:

now turn it upside down

# ? May 9, 2017 03:25

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Dude McAwesome posted:

What's the part about the Centrelink form? idgi

They're disgusted because their tenants were receiving welfare?

They had been under the impression the tenants were professionals I think? And either the tenants had lied about that or were applying for backpaid rent assistance that they weren't entitled to? It's not clear as the article isn't very well written

# ? May 9, 2017 03:31

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/westaustralian/status/861772016042491904

# ? May 9, 2017 03:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4-nPTmO6M

I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOOOOOOOME

# ? May 9, 2017 03:48

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

The Before Times posted:

They had been under the impression the tenants were professionals I think? And either the tenants had lied about that or were applying for backpaid rent assistance that they weren't entitled to? It's not clear as the article isn't very well written

What a bizarre (and probably manufactured) article.

CrazyTolradi posted:

So people can only be angry about one thing at a time? Tell us more, friendlyjordies. Or don't, that'd be better.

friendljordies is incapable of ever admitting that Labor gently caress up and make mistakes. He's the worst.

# ? May 9, 2017 03:53

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Anidav posted:

I wonder what friendlyjordies is up to...

Oh another shilling meltdown nice.

It's a bit rich also given last time Labor was in power all the cuts to single mothers etc.

I mean I don't disagree, it's lovely from Labor but no worse than any of the other lovely things that happen constantly, and the cuts to services from the Libs are loving reprehensible. So people freaking out about one and not the other are dumb.

However friendlyjordies we can be miffed at both ey.

# ? May 9, 2017 03:55

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Lid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4-nPTmO6M

I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOOOOOOOME

good

# ? May 9, 2017 04:03

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Dude McAwesome posted:

friendljordies is incapable of ever admitting that Labor gently caress up and make mistakes. He's the worst.

He meltsdown on social media at the slightest criticism, I've seen him belittle women just because they're women or, if you work in a supermarket or fast food, he'll scorn and mock you for daring to call out his crap.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:04

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

He is also on the ALP payroll and gives speeches for the NSW Young Labor frequently.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:06

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

CrazyTolradi posted:

He meltsdown on social media at the slightest criticism, I've seen him belittle women just because they're women or, if you work in a supermarket or fast food, he'll scorn and mock you for daring to call out his crap.

Truly a man of the party FOR THE WORKERS

# ? May 9, 2017 04:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

CrazyTolradi posted:

He meltsdown on social media at the slightest criticism, I've seen him belittle women just because they're women or, if you work in a supermarket or fast food, he'll scorn and mock you for daring to call out his crap.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:09

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Yeah, actually, friendlyjordies is just a young Mark Latham.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:13

Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

CrazyTolradi posted:

Yeah, actually, friendlyjordies is just a young Mark Latham.

If you stop paying attention they both eventually wither into the void?

# ? May 9, 2017 04:16

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Tarantula posted:

If you stop paying attention they both eventually wither into the void?

Pretty much, both rely on social media platforms but friendlyjordies averages at least 30-50k views per video so he won't be stopping that shitshow any time soon, sadly.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:24

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The only thing wrong with the ad is that they didn't think about the ensuing media beat up.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:27

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Also 124k subscribers, dear god.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:28

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Solemn Sloth posted:

There is zero chance of the liberals taking any significant money out of banks pockets

On the other hand, the banks have stopped donating campaign funds the Liberals believe they're solely and completely entitled to

# ? May 9, 2017 04:29

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Friendlyjordies is a lot less successful when you realise his Patreon is payrolled by Young ALP Rightwing jerks who also mod his facebook page and block Greens supporters :v:

# ? May 9, 2017 04:31

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

Friendlyjordies is a lot less successful when you realise his Patreon is payrolled by Young ALP Rightwing jerks who also mod his facebook page and block Greens supporters

Eh, they're basically paying him just under $3k per video to reach a potential audience of 30-50k younger voters on YT, that's actually pretty good value.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:35

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

But in the end all he is, is a Labor hack.

# ? May 9, 2017 04:39

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Lid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4-nPTmO6M

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEEEEEEEEFT

# ? May 9, 2017 04:39

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:42

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"It's a picture of Mark Latham, but every time friendlyjordies melts down his face gets smaller"

# ? May 9, 2017 04:40

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