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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Ugh these announcers

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Lolllll

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
14-0 run, down 10. How depressing must that be?

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



The Jazz are going to lose by eighty OR mount the greatest comeback in the history of the game! :smith:

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Diaw is so maddening. For a guy who can shoot the 3, he gets so many wide open 3's and then passes out of it so much.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
durant lol

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
so hey, that golden state warriors team is pretty good, huh?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jazz just need a few more 14-0 runs in them

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
exum drat near killed um

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

What type of hair gel does Gordon Hayward use?

He shoulr share some with the coach

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Brolander posted:

exum drat near killed um

How many years have you been waiting to use that line?

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Santheb posted:

What type of hair gel does Gordon Hayward use?

He shoulr share some with the coach

Snyder looks like an absinthe addict in a silent movie

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


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Grimey Drawer
in this instance i'm glad the fix is in

thanks refs

don't piss away this gift, jazz

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



RaySmuckles posted:



don't piss away this gift, jazz

uh

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


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Grimey Drawer

welp, they're pissing it away

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Hayward, Mack, and Ingles hit big shots I'll give em that

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Shelvin Mack is carrying the jazz on his back

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
I wish Steph got those touch fouls.

He takes this much contact every possession and it's hey, play on.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
The huge flaws of Mike Brown are showing here. Why is Barnes and Livingston on the court at the same time? There's no spacing with those two. Get McCaw in there, he can at least shoot.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


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Grimey Drawer
well, good effort jazz

you guys were cool and good

just no one's getting past the warriors

:shrug:

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

RaySmuckles posted:

well, good effort jazz

you guys were cool and good

just no one's getting past the warriors

:shrug:

what if lebron starts shooting 50%+ from 3

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

EvanTH posted:

what if lebron starts shooting 50%+ from 3

anything is possible

deep in my heart i fantasize about the spurs beating them

but every time i watch the warriors it becomes increasingly clear just how good they are

they are very good

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Klay Thompson the mf PBS lookin rear end head

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

RaySmuckles posted:

anything is possible

deep in my heart i fantasize about the spurs beating them

but every time i watch the warriors it becomes increasingly clear just how good they are

they are very good

If Lamarcus was 100% I think they'd have a small chance.

Realistically I would put them at practically 0 to take a series.

Kyle Lowry's coming to the Spurs, he'll fix the choking in the playoffs after a great regular season problem.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Bashez posted:

If Lamarcus was 100% I think they'd have a small chance.

Realistically I would put them at practically 0 to take a series.

Kyle Lowry's coming to the Spurs, he'll fix the choking in the playoffs after a great regular season problem.

spurs ain't getting any big names

there's no cap space and they're not going into the luxury tax

the big moves will be in 2018-19

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have the power to divine the future, then I get a taste knowing that Golden State and Cleveland will sweep to the Finals, and the power loses its luster

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

RaySmuckles posted:

anything is possible

deep in my heart i fantasize about the spurs beating them

but every time i watch the warriors it becomes increasingly clear just how good they are

they are very good

oh because LeBron's only shooting .468 from three this playoffs :\ which is better than everyone on GS so far except Draymond Green (not including tonight's game he's shot .500 on 36 shots)

also shooting better from three than every warrior except Green:

Deron Williams .600 (9-15)
Channing Frye .552 (16-29)
Kyle Korver .485 (16-33)
JR Smith .441 (15-34)

draymond green is going to injure himself carrying his team and the cavs will once again walk to a finals victory on the broken legs of their opponents, shameful really

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Have JR Smith undercut curry in the finals. Boom, offseason starts early.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

EvanTH posted:

oh because LeBron's only shooting .468 from three this playoffs :\ which is better than everyone on GS so far except Draymond Green (not including tonight's game he's shot .500 on 36 shots)

also shooting better from three than every warrior except Green:

Deron Williams .600 (9-15)
Channing Frye .552 (16-29)
Kyle Korver .485 (16-33)
JR Smith .441 (15-34)

draymond green is going to injure himself carrying his team and the cavs will once again walk to a finals victory on the broken legs of their opponents, shameful really

cool

literally anyone except the warriors

edit: on a more serious note, i doubt the cavs have been defensively challenged to nearly the extent the warriors will challenge them

we'll see if those numbers hold when they face boston

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

they out here chanting "Gordon Hayward"

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
wheres my goaltending call in the last 19 seconds of a blowout closeout game?

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
what a bizarre game

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Both Cavs and Warriors sweep against teams missing their point guard after both sweeping round 1 with a huge point comeback in game 3, what's their next synchronous act

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Tae posted:

Both Cavs and Warriors sweep against teams missing their point guard, what's their next synchronous act

Giving up two games and then winning four straight

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
The Jazz are a good team and this was a good, well-fought series against an opponent that was just better than them. I hope they keep the team together and continue getting better and better and then get transferred to the East in a bizarre administrative error so they can run free and we don't have to play them so much.

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
Rondo with the death stare.

Pierce must be blazed as hell.

Spite fucked around with this message at 04:59 on May 9, 2017

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Rondos hands are terrifying

I just realized where I saw those hands before

On Ann Coulter

predicto fucked around with this message at 05:06 on May 9, 2017

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

predicto posted:

Rondos hands are terrifying

I just realized where I saw those hands before

On Ann Coulter

great gonna see that in my nightmares for sure

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i think james harden is playing point forward

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
alright ryan anderson coming off the bench at center ride or die bitch LETS DO THIS

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